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Any chance the next year #1 is Cleveland’s? If not, it’s still possible that Watson will get his penis ripped off and the Browns go 2-15.

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  • Hank Kingsley
    Hank Kingsley

    A a life long Houston sports fan that has generally despised the Texans, I thought they did very well last night.  - Brand new coaching staff gets their no doubt starting QB for the next 4+ years

  • billfromlaketravis
    billfromlaketravis

    So they probably told Lovie before the game, and he goes rogue. Perfect execution there Texans. 

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    May all the Adams family all burn in hell for 100000 generations !!!!!!

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1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Espn guy just said they are going defense at 2

He meant 3.

Don’t we have two 1st next season? 

I think giving up 33% of the Deshaun Watson haul to move up from #12 to #3 for Anderson is still a better scenario than if the Texans had gone Tyree Wilson at #2 and either JSN or the guard from Northwestern at #12.

I feel like the Texans just did something right and I'm not sure what to do with my hands.

Just now, TexArcher said:

I feel like the Texans just did something right and I'm not sure what to do with my hands.

Hanna is in charge and just showed it 

I hope the new OC can create mismatches with no WR on the roster worth a shit. Otherwise, Stroud will look lost.

7 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

What teams in recent years have done this?

Granted. The Patriots and Steelers did this like 20 years ago. 
 

The Texans gave up too much. Period. End of sentence. 

Cardinals basically got the Texans 2024 1st and 3rd to move from 3rd to 6th. 
Brilliant by them. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Cardinals basically got the Texans 2024 1st and 3rd to move from 3rd to 6th. 
Brilliant by them. 

A Texans 2024 1st.

CBS lower IQ than CJ

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2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Cardinals basically got the Texans 2024 1st and 3rd to move from 3rd to 6th. 
Brilliant by them. 

First overall too cuz the Texans gonna suck

8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I feel like the Texans just did something right and I'm not sure what to do with my hands.

You DM Deshaun on Instagram. 

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Radio guys love it 

They always drink the Kool aid from their shit ass team

Just now, Murfdogg21 said:

You DM Deshaun on Instagram. 

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Just now, David Dennison said:

A Texans 2024 1st.

And they are going To be awful next year and pick top 5 as well.  No playmakers, nothing special on the line , said certified moron at QB (as a rookie) and a whole bucket of meh on defense. Didn’t see until just now I guess the Texans got 105 from Zona as well?  That makes it slightly less awful I guess. But they probably have up #5 and #68 or something like that next year. 

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

And they are going To be awful next year and pick top 5 as well.  No playmakers, nothing special on the line , said certified moron at QB (as a rookie) and a whole bucket of meh on defense. Didn’t see until just now I guess the Texans got 105 from Zona as well?  That makes it slightly less awful I guess. But they probably have up #5 and #68 or something like that next year. 

Which first round pick did they trade?

I really don’t like losing one of the 1st rounders next year. I think they have up way too much.

So the Cardinals were all in on a LT, Paris. Yeah, no shit. But if you’re dumb, as the Texans are, you don’t understand this. And they gave up way too much.

The Cardinals on the other hand understood they needed to fleece the Texans to be able to move up/retain good draft picks and take Paris. Checkmate Lazy Eye.

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1 minute ago, Zeus said:

They always drink the Kool aid from their shit ass team


790, not 610 

Seems like gave up too much. I hope they get to choose which #1 to give up next year

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

And they are going To be awful next year and pick top 5 as well.  No playmakers, nothing special on the line , said certified moron at QB (as a rookie) and a whole bucket of meh on defense. Didn’t see until just now I guess the Texans got 105 from Zona as well?  That makes it slightly less awful I guess. But they probably have up #5 and #68 or something like that next year. 

People were telling me 17 years ago that Wonderlic results were completely worthless, I guess testing technology has really evolved…

By taking Stroud at 2 they gutted the market for the Cardinals pick, and still gave up a shit ton for it. Who were they bidding against?

I firmly believe that no matter what the Texans did, the majority would be pissed. 

When you take a shitty QB and waste future draft capital for the guy you could have taken at 2, people are going to be pissed. At least, Max Abmas committed today.

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4 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

By taking Stroud at 2 they gutted the market for the Cardinals pick, and still gave up a shit ton for it. Who were they bidding against?

Maybe when the dust settles, it will be that NFL teams thought this class was crappy and Anderson was the only player worth a shit?

Tennessee wanted to jump in front of Indy for either Stroud or Levis. They could’ve backed out when Houston took Stroud. Other teams wanted Anderson. We’ll probably never what other offers Arizona was entertaining. Arizona got a good deal on #6 because they were all in on the Illinois CB and Pete Carroll buttfucked that plan, so Detroit had to eject. 

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

When you take a shitty QB and waste future draft capital for the guy you could have taken at 2, people are going to be pissed. At least, Max Abmas committed today.

Some people are going to be pissed. Most fans will be fine with it.

I think the McNairs shoved Stroud down DeMeco’s throat, and the compromise was Anderson at any price.

If so, yeah, a meteor needs to hit NRG during a McNair family meeting. 

13 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

People were telling me 17 years ago that Wonderlic results were completely worthless, I guess testing technology has really evolved…

It’s not an IQ test. It’s processing speed. When you score at the bottom that’s a huge problem. 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I think the McNairs shoved Stroud down DeMeco’s throat, and the compromise was Anderson at any price.

If so, yeah, a meteor needs to hit NRG during a McNair family meeting. 

I think Indianapolis at 4 had a lot to do with it.

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

It’s not an IQ test. It’s processing speed. When you score at the bottom that’s a huge problem. 

Lulz

1 minute ago, Ignatius said:

Lulz

We will see. I’m willing to bet you whatever you want he’s going to be a massive bust. 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

We will see. I’m willing to bet you whatever you want he’s going to be a massive bust. 

Hah OK give me the objective parameters for ‘massive bust’. Not on any roster in 2025?

6 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

So our next pick is 3rd round? 

Yep, unless we get fleeced again to move back into the 2nd round. Caserio showing he has shitty judgement when it comes to trading picks, just like Casserly did.

I’m a Texans neutral (Cowboys fan currently living in Houston) and I really like it for y’all. Got cornerstone players on both sides of the ball tonight.

20 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Yep, unless we get fleeced again to move back into the 2nd round. Caserio showing he has shitty judgement when it comes to trading picks, just like Casserly did.

It seems like he paid the recent market rate to move up that high, and then everyone else started paying less for their trade ups. This draft is shaping up like the teams don’t value the “top players” as much as the ESPN and mock draft people did. Trying to be glass half full that Anderson was worth it. Bijan, Wilson, Carter, and the top three OTs would’ve been off the board by #12. 

Edited by Murfdogg21

I know everyone raves about Anderson, but he didn’t do a lot against Texas and had some other games without much impact. Is he really that good?

26 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Hah OK give me the objective parameters for ‘massive bust’. Not on any roster in 2025?

#2 pick out of the league in 2 years?  Cmon man- that’s absurd. I don’t think that ever happened even with Tony Mandrich or Ryan Leaf. 
He’s going to average about a 6-11 or 7-10 record when the Texans however many starts that works out to be, and literally nobody will be talking about him as an all pro, a pro bowler, or guy you want QB-ing your team. 
he will suck in short, but not in a historic or unprecedented out of the league in 2 years way man. 

5 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I know everyone raves about Anderson, but he didn’t do a lot against Texas and had some other games without much impact. Is he really that good?

The guys who tout everyone as the greatest ever at the top of the draft described him as not a HR but a solid double. Don’t expect double digit sacks they say, maybe 6-8. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

#2 pick out of the league in 2 years?  Cmon man- that’s absurd. I don’t think that ever happened even with Tony Mandrich or Ryan Leaf. 
He’s going to average about a 6-11 or 7-10 record when the Texans however many starts that works out to be, and literally nobody will be talking about him as an all pro, a pro bowler, or guy you want QB-ing your team. 
he will suck in short, but not in a historic or unprecedented out of the league in 2 years way man. 

Maybe. Maybe not.

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

#2 pick out of the league in 2 years?  Cmon man- that’s absurd. I don’t think that ever happened even with Tony Mandrich or Ryan Leaf. 
He’s going to average about a 6-11 or 7-10 record when the Texans however many starts that works out to be, and literally nobody will be talking about him as an all pro, a pro bowler, or guy you want QB-ing your team. 
he will suck in short, but not in a historic or unprecedented out of the league in 2 years way man. 

Hah, dude you said ‘massive’; granted, even JaMarcus Russell made it to year 3….

 

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Take a look what was available just now at #12 ….

A 2nd round running back?

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