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On 8/1/2023 at 11:20 AM, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Hello officer, I’d like to report a dead body:

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Pancakes getting bodied by Texans PR early leader in the clubhouse for play of the year.

I’m good with Hannah’s nips being air conditioned…not so much Pancakes’.

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  • Hank Kingsley
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    A a life long Houston sports fan that has generally despised the Texans, I thought they did very well last night.  - Brand new coaching staff gets their no doubt starting QB for the next 4+ years

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    So they probably told Lovie before the game, and he goes rogue. Perfect execution there Texans. 

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    tx 3 putt

    May all the Adams family all burn in hell for 100000 generations !!!!!!

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Does McClain even write for another outlet now or is he just a profesional malcontent now?

1st pre-season game looks as if the D is a lot more “ready” than the O. This is the first look in pre-season, so I digress. Not a good look with CJ, then the commentators said he wasn’t even with the #1 O-Line. I’m like WTF - just go out there kid (1st Round draft pick)?

Hook’em!!! ( I forgot)!!!

Hook’em!!!

So the D, Dell and the one back showed some spark.

12 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

So the D, Dell and the one back showed some spark.

Our run defense is much improved. This can be a top 10 defense in the league.

2 hours ago, YChang said:

Does McClain even write for another outlet now or is he just a profesional malcontent now?

He's a worthless fuck

4 hours ago, YChang said:

Does McClain even write for another outlet now or is he just a profesional malcontent now?

He enjoys the scent of Amy Adams Seaskunk’s undercarriage 

17 hours ago, YChang said:

Does McClain even write for another outlet now or is he just a profesional malcontent now?

Now? That douchebag has ALWAYS been a malcontent.

13 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

He enjoys the scent of Amy Adams Seaskunk’s undercarriage 

He’s also a rapelor/Art Briles supporter

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Totally playing scared.

 

Not so much that drive.

2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Not so much that drive.

Yep. He had better protection in that series. 

What a complete waste of draft capital to take Stroud. Hopefully, when the Texans are looking for another QB in 2-3 years, it will be a different GM making the pick.

15 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

What a complete waste of draft capital to take Stroud. Hopefully, when the Texans are looking for another QB in 2-3 years, it will be a different GM making the pick.

Come on bro. He looked good the 2nd series and his last Noah Brown should have made the catch on 3rd and 5.

What a complete waste of draft capital to take Stroud. Hopefully, when the Texans are looking for another QB in 2-3 years, it will be a different GM making the pick.


Lolz.
50 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Come on bro. He looked good the 2nd series and his last Noah Brown should have made the catch on 3rd and 5.

What I didn't understand was why not go for it on 4th down. It's the preseason.

Stroud is gonna be good, I'm ride or die with him.

Stroud should be fine. Anderson should be great. Jury out on DeMeco but I like his potential. If Tommy Boy let’s this play out until they can add overall roster talent they may become competitive in a year or two.

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this team blows. 
 
Houston sports. Yayy.
As a Houston sports fan, I would do one championship and two top 5 picks across the three teams every single year. And I bet everyone else here would too.
On 7/23/2023 at 2:34 PM, TonyTexas said:

Tennessee is out of control with their trolling. 

 

I hope their plane crashes on the way to Houston

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2 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Elon'd. 

10-4

Anyway, Will Anderson is the highest graded first round pick after first two preseason games and it’s not vey close on second. Good shit.

Really liked what I saw from Stroud in Game 2. 

People who celebrate wins like our first or freak out about the loss like Game 2 in preseason: I do not understand you. But I’ll defend to the death your right to say it.

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Good video breakdown of Stroud here. National reaction to Game 2 has been surprisingly positive. May play 3 quarters tonight.

Pierce is such a violent runner.

I love it.

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2 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Are we playing?

On FOX

Really liked what I saw from our offense on that 2nd series. Very good blocking and running by Pierce. CJ was very accurate as well and made good decisions. Can’t wait for the start of the regular season.

Kenyon Green sucks and is getting close to being labeled a bust IMO. He was supposed to be plug and play LG for the next 10 years and he is the weakest link. Deculus sucks too. Glad we made a trade for more OL depth.

40 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Kenyon Green sucks and is getting close to being labeled a bust IMO. He was supposed to be plug and play LG for the next 10 years and he is the weakest link. Deculus sucks too. Glad we made a trade for more OL depth.

Never draft aggy.  >Never<

The Texans have cut LB Christian Kirksey and CB Desmond King.  Kirksey was a team captain last season and started 29 games over the past two seasons.  King also started 29 games over the past two seasons.  So, the team is all in on giving younger players more playing time (and clearing a little salary cap space).  Bueno.

Has there ever been an aggy OL that's worth a shit in the NFL? 

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Here’s comment from the trade for our new OG earlier today:

So hopefully we go sign an OG from the 53 man cut field.

But also:

 

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1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

Has there ever been an aggy OL that's worth a shit in the NFL? 

Richmond Webb of the Dolphins during the 90’s.  I had to go down a rabbit hole to find that bit of info.

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On 8/29/2023 at 6:18 PM, TexasMan said:

Has there ever been an aggy OL that's worth a shit in the NFL? 

Joeckel and Matthews were complete busts.

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