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Curt Menefee is so fat that Vic has a chubby. 

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Those sequences are killer. Drive down for over 10min and get 3 points. Opponent turns around and drives down for 7 in about 3 and change.

Why didn't Minny call a timeout?? I know it was a moot point, but that is ridiculous. 

This game is kinda boring…except for the Viking horns and well when Jones scrambles. He’s fun to watch run….

13 minutes ago, Asu2215 said:

Why didn't Minny call a timeout?? I know it was a moot point, but that is ridiculous. 

 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

 

The funny thing is that if Minny calls the timeout, NY probably switches to a safe run play to get them to burn their last timeout. 

 

"Young homeowners becoming their parents."

Best ad campaign I've ever seen.

2nd place goes to when they added Louis the Lizard to the Budweiser campaign back in the 90's.

I expect a press conference by Swiss Cheese noting that they are in no way associated with this Minny D. 

1 minute ago, Asu2215 said:

I expect a press conference by Swiss Cheese noting that they are in no way associated with this Minny D. 

I expect the Special Olympics to do the same thing regarding the Cowboys tomorrow night.

NY in 2nd round of playoffs, Cowboys loss in first round

Seems about right.  

If anybody would deny association with Minny I assume it'd be actual Vikings.  Good lord.

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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Not an INT but Kirk is definitely trying to Kirk

Looked to clank off Jefferson's hands.

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Jones is having a game..

Both QBs are playing well. Combined 30/37 with 3 TDS, 0 interceptions. 

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Cousins dropped that pass in perfectly down the sidelines.

These aren't your grandather's playoffs. They don't even pretend to try and run it. 

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Can NY keep scoring? Minnesota isn't going away. 

I'm gonna go with yes.

That last Giants drive was wayyy too easy.  Vikes couldn't cover anybody.

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Just now, Augustus said:

I'm gonna go with yes.

That last Giants drive was wayyy too easy.  Vikes couldn't cover anybody.

Neither defense is playing particularly well. Wide open WRs all over the place. And Jaylon Smith plays defense on NY so expect some terrible play from him when it matters.

I hate those yellow shoes.  I always think it's a flag.

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And there's the stop Vikings desperately needed. And holy shit they almost gave it right back. No idea why he tried to return that.

Thibadoux is hurt everyone should do a celebration and make fun of him. Karma

Bud Grant thinks a dome is pussy shit.

Username kind of fits
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Cousins forced that ball down the field. Jefferson wasn't open at all and had no positioning. Looked like he had his RB out in the flat to to keep the ball moving down the field.

They sure had a Minny convention just to go offsides. Lmao 

Jesus Christ.

Take an hour in the huddle just for a QB sneak, then false start and have to kick

LOL they false started.  Now knowing Minny history they will shank this FG

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

LOL they false started.  Now knowing Minny history they will shank this FG

That will come later

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

That will come later

They need a new way to lose or a new way to win. Losing tragically in the playoffs is old hat. But they’ve been winning close ones all year in different ways. I’m hoping for something so bizarre that win or lose the game ends and everyone is like “wtf?”

Just now, Nicole44 said:

They need a new way to lose or a new way to win. Losing tragically in the playoffs is old hat. But they’ve been winning close ones all year in different ways. I’m hoping for something so bizarre that win or lose the game ends and everyone is like “wtf?”

Tie game, Vikings are about to score game winning TD.  Cousins throws interception in the end zone, player brings it out, but then zig zags his way back into the end zone, Vikings horn goes off scaring him and he trips and falls for a safety....Cousins is the one who touches him down.  

Of course you go for that when Kirk is the opposing QB. 

I would probably start crying, literally, if I took a shot like that to the jaw. 

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That false start by Minnesota on the previous drive looks even worse now. 

Joseph and Mary were on their way to the census.  They weren't refugees fleeing their homeland. They were headed to it.

Who's behind these commercials?

 

2 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Joseph and Mary were on their way to the census.  They weren't refugees fleeing their homeland. They were headed to it.

Who's behind these commercials?

Username checks out. 

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