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I don’t think he knows yet , what should I do ? This is in Texas , called in a fake locksmith job and then fucked her brains out while he was on the job .

I can't help you with that particular issue, but I had sex with a woman whose husband fucked a locksmith's wife.  Any advice would be appreciated.

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I can't help you with that particular issue, but I had sex with a woman whose husband fucked a locksmith's wife.  Any advice would be appreciated.

Hmm are you into split roasting ?
4 hours ago, Quagmire said:

I don’t think he knows yet , what should I do ? This is in Texas , called in a fake locksmith job and then fucked her brains out while he was on the job .

You should post the pictures of her you dumbass.

Username is so meta it hurts. 

Don't do it again, when you go back to the well too many times you will get caught then the thread will have to be renamed.  But, this is Surly so you do you and we'll wait for updates.

This is another fine mess you've gotten us in to.

I've banged the wives of locksmiths in Rosenberg, Stafford, Fresno, Bellaire, Pasadena, Seabrook, and Sugar Land.

Edit:  And Friendswood.  And Houston.

Edited by South Austin

"And if they catch you in the backseat, trying to pick her lock.

They're gonna send you back to London in a cardboard box."

-Waters, Mason, Wright, & Gilmour...Locksmiths 24/7

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

I've banged the wives of locksmiths in Rosenberg, Stafford, Fresno, Bellaire, Pasadena, Seabrook, and Sugar Land.

Edit:  And Friendswood.  And Houston.

 

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Let’s think about this. You fucked a woman that is married to a guy that can break into everywhere you could hide. Or sleep. Giggity.

On 1/9/2023 at 7:04 AM, Quagmire said:

called in a fake locksmith job

Not as bad as calling in a propane emergency.  That's a $50 fine once I report you.

 

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Edited by dcbc

"And if they catch you in the backseat, trying to pick her lock.
They're gonna send you back to London in a cardboard box."
-Waters, Mason, Wright, & Gilmour...Locksmiths 24/7

Also, they’ll send you back to mother

Yeah, but that bird lives in London, no?  

On 1/9/2023 at 2:07 PM, Al Czervik said:

Username is so meta it hurts. 

Don't do it again, when you go back to the well too many times you will get caught then the thread will have to be renamed.  But, this is Surly so you do you and we'll wait for updates.

Don’t listen to this. Keep banging her, but post pictures and move the thread to nsaa. And sleep like this:

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On 1/10/2023 at 7:49 AM, YGIFS said:

"And if they catch you in the backseat, trying to pick her lock.

They're gonna send you back to London in a cardboard box."

-Waters, Mason, Wright, & Gilmour...Locksmiths 24/7

 

17 hours ago, tbone_ said:


Also, they’ll send you back to mother

 

I thought it was "send you back to S. Austin's mom" ?

 

 

44 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

What about her box?  

I would suspect clean, well-lubricated and easy to turn.

7 hours ago, Bevo said:

I would suspect clean, well-lubricated and easy to turn.

it's the graphite

18 hours ago, YGIFS said:

What about her box?  

Suckers walk, money talks
But it can't touch my three lock box

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What about her box?  

It’s deadbolt friendly
On 1/9/2023 at 5:04 AM, Quagmire said:

I don’t think he knows yet , what should I do ? This is in Texas , called in a fake locksmith job and then fucked her brains out while he was on the job .

Pos

On 1/10/2023 at 5:56 PM, dcbc said:

Not as bad as calling in a propane emergency.  That's a $50 fine once I report you.

 

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Arlen Lanes has a Tuesday night bowling league that's all locksmiths.

I've been trying to fit in an "I'm the locksmith. And I'm the locksmith." joke into all of this and I couldn't figure it out. Dammit.

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