January 9, 20232 yr I don’t think he knows yet , what should I do ? This is in Texas , called in a fake locksmith job and then fucked her brains out while he was on the job .
January 9, 20232 yr I can't help you with that particular issue, but I had sex with a woman whose husband fucked a locksmith's wife. Any advice would be appreciated.
January 9, 20232 yr Author I can't help you with that particular issue, but I had sex with a woman whose husband fucked a locksmith's wife. Any advice would be appreciated.Hmm are you into split roasting ?
January 9, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, Quagmire said: I don’t think he knows yet , what should I do ? This is in Texas , called in a fake locksmith job and then fucked her brains out while he was on the job . You should post the pictures of her you dumbass.
January 9, 20232 yr Username is so meta it hurts. Don't do it again, when you go back to the well too many times you will get caught then the thread will have to be renamed. But, this is Surly so you do you and we'll wait for updates.
January 10, 20232 yr I've banged the wives of locksmiths in Rosenberg, Stafford, Fresno, Bellaire, Pasadena, Seabrook, and Sugar Land. Edit: And Friendswood. And Houston. Edited January 10, 20232 yr by South Austin
January 10, 20232 yr "And if they catch you in the backseat, trying to pick her lock. They're gonna send you back to London in a cardboard box." -Waters, Mason, Wright, & Gilmour...Locksmiths 24/7
January 10, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, South Austin said: I've banged the wives of locksmiths in Rosenberg, Stafford, Fresno, Bellaire, Pasadena, Seabrook, and Sugar Land. Edit: And Friendswood. And Houston.
January 10, 20232 yr Let’s think about this. You fucked a woman that is married to a guy that can break into everywhere you could hide. Or sleep. Giggity.
January 11, 20232 yr On 1/9/2023 at 7:04 AM, Quagmire said: called in a fake locksmith job Not as bad as calling in a propane emergency. That's a $50 fine once I report you. Edited January 11, 20232 yr by dcbc
January 11, 20232 yr "And if they catch you in the backseat, trying to pick her lock. They're gonna send you back to London in a cardboard box." -Waters, Mason, Wright, & Gilmour...Locksmiths 24/7Also, they’ll send you back to mother
January 11, 20232 yr On 1/9/2023 at 2:07 PM, Al Czervik said: Username is so meta it hurts. Don't do it again, when you go back to the well too many times you will get caught then the thread will have to be renamed. But, this is Surly so you do you and we'll wait for updates. Don’t listen to this. Keep banging her, but post pictures and move the thread to nsaa. And sleep like this:
January 11, 20232 yr On 1/10/2023 at 7:49 AM, YGIFS said: "And if they catch you in the backseat, trying to pick her lock. They're gonna send you back to London in a cardboard box." -Waters, Mason, Wright, & Gilmour...Locksmiths 24/7 17 hours ago, tbone_ said: Also, they’ll send you back to mother I thought it was "send you back to S. Austin's mom" ?
January 11, 20232 yr 44 minutes ago, YGIFS said: What about her box? I would suspect clean, well-lubricated and easy to turn.
January 12, 20232 yr 7 hours ago, Bevo said: I would suspect clean, well-lubricated and easy to turn. it's the graphite
January 12, 20232 yr 18 hours ago, YGIFS said: What about her box? Suckers walk, money talks But it can't touch my three lock box
January 14, 20232 yr On 1/9/2023 at 5:04 AM, Quagmire said: I don’t think he knows yet , what should I do ? This is in Texas , called in a fake locksmith job and then fucked her brains out while he was on the job . Pos
January 16, 20232 yr On 1/10/2023 at 5:56 PM, dcbc said: Not as bad as calling in a propane emergency. That's a $50 fine once I report you. Arlen Lanes has a Tuesday night bowling league that's all locksmiths.
January 16, 20232 yr I've been trying to fit in an "I'm the locksmith. And I'm the locksmith." joke into all of this and I couldn't figure it out. Dammit.
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.