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    Joe drops in to lay his old wrinkly nuts on Marge's ape-like chin. x-post from her dumb thread  

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    Just want to give a shout out to Dark Brandon The remainder of my wife's student loans were forgiven today She/we have been paying on them for 20 plus years We are now 100% debt free

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6 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Link?  @HamsterHookah

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Be patient. He has to go back to the crypto site he got it from, then see if it was picked up or shared by a legitimate rag that he can link here without being eviscerated. It's sort of a theme. 

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Be patient. He has to go back to the crypto site he got it from, then see if it was picked up or shared by a legitimate rag that he can link here without being eviscerated. It's sort of a theme. 

Yes, he won't post one unless you goad him. 

I asked chatGPT to write me a poem about the irony of complaining about stochastic terrorism while talking about shooting political opposition in the face. 
 

In the realm of words, where meaning takes flight, A tale of irony unfolds, a contradiction of light. Amidst the tangled web of human discourse, We witness a paradox, a perplexing course.

Voices rise against the wicked hands of hate, Denouncing violence, injustice, and a dismal fate. Yet, some hearts are blind to the mirror's reflection, Unaware of their own words' dissonant projection.

They condemn the chaos of stochastic terror, A vile specter that shatters lives, a relentless error. But in their very speech, an echo so profound, Resides the poison of prejudice, tightly wound.

With fervent righteousness, they raise their voice, Demanding justice, demanding a rightful choice. But do they not see the irony woven in their plea, That hate cannot extinguish hate, nor set us free?

Oh, how peculiar it is to claim moral high ground, While uttering words that cast a shadow, unbound. For in this tapestry of irony, we must pause, And question the contradiction, its relentless cause.

To fight against violence, we must strive for peace, Embrace understanding, and let empathy increase. The battle against hatred is a subtle art, And it starts within, within each human heart.

So let us not be blind to our own reflections, Let us speak with compassion, seek genuine connections. For only when our words and actions align, Can we dismantle the irony, and let true harmony shine.

I see Ana is taking some time off from his normal job of ensuring 10-year-old rape victims are forced to give birth to their rapist's baby.

8 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

I see Ana is taking some time off from his normal job of ensuring 10-year-old rape victims are forced to give birth to their rapist's baby.

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holy shit some next level trolling on this page 🤣

6 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

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Our own military has a bigger problem with nazis in its ranks than Ukraine does. I'm glad to see you haven't deviated from your enthusiastic support for Russian war crimes though. It's good to see you be open and consistent about something.

4 minutes ago, mchookem said:

holy shit some next level trolling on this page 🤣

i'm not sure I would call it that

2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Our own military has a bigger problem with nazis in its ranks than Ukraine does.

We should cut their funding too. 

Holy shit, Ana buys into the "Ukraine Army is full of Nazis" bullshit?

Come on, man.  

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Holy shit, Ana buys into the "Ukraine Army is full of Nazis" bullshit?

Come on, man.  

yes, because he is a Russian propagandist

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Holy shit, Ana buys into the "Ukraine Army is full of Nazis" bullshit?

Come on, man.  

Just read the NYT time piece on the subject of nazi imagery among the Ukrainians today, so it was top of mind when thinking about how rhetorically shallow the talk of shooting nazis in the face is here.

 

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Dude.  One volunteer "movement" among dozens doesn't constitute a "Nazi problem".  For fuck's sake.

one of these "NATO forced russia to invade" guys

 

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Dude.  One volunteer "movement" among dozens doesn't constitute a "Nazi problem".  For fuck's sake.

Ukraine has worked for years through legislation and military restructuring to contain a fringe far-right movement whose members proudly wear symbols steeped in Nazi history and espouse views hostile to leftists, L.G.B.T.Q. movements and ethnic minorities. But some members of these groups have been fighting Russia since the Kremlin illegally annexed part of the Crimea region of Ukraine in 2014 and are now part of the broader military structure. Some are regarded as national heroes, even as the far-right remains marginalized politically.

The iconography of these groups, including a skull-and-crossbones patch worn by concentration camp guards and a symbol known as the Black Sun, now appears with some regularity on the uniforms of soldiers fighting on the front line, including soldiers who say the imagery symbolizes Ukrainian sovereignty and pride, not Nazism.

 

 

Cool. Just try to pick a button to press Jimmy. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Cool. Just try to pick a button to press Jimmy. 

Just try to hide your alt-right "libertarianism", Annie.

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10 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Nazi Symbols on Ukraine’s Front Lines Highlight Thorny Issues of History

Troops’ use of patches bearing Nazi emblems risks fueling Russian propaganda and spreading imagery that the West has spent a half-century trying to eliminate.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/06/05/world/europe/nazi-symbols-ukraine.html

that's it? this is bad and you should feel bad. lol. this post was actually worth uncovering to reply to. hahahahahaha

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

 

Ukraine has worked for years through legislation and military restructuring to contain a fringe far-right movement whose members proudly wear symbols steeped in Nazi history and espouse views hostile to leftists, L.G.B.T.Q. movements and ethnic minorities. But some members of these groups have been fighting Russia since the Kremlin illegally annexed part of the Crimea region of Ukraine in 2014 and are now part of the broader military structure. Some are regarded as national heroes, even as the far-right remains marginalized politically.

The iconography of these groups, including a skull-and-crossbones patch worn by concentration camp guards and a symbol known as the Black Sun, now appears with some regularity on the uniforms of soldiers fighting on the front line, including soldiers who say the imagery symbolizes Ukrainian sovereignty and pride, not Nazism.

 

 

Cool. Just try to pick a button to press Jimmy. 

When your GOTCHA!!! quote includes the word "fringe" and "marginalized", lmao

If aggy beats Stanford tonight and we get to host a Super Regional, Ana will be in the thread with a bunch of "BUT I THOUGHT YOU GUYS SAID AGGY WAS BAD?!?!" 

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

When your GOTCHA!!! quote includes the word "fringe" and "marginalized", lmao

I’ll put you in the shoot them in the face camp?

It's a much bigger and better camp than the "let the Russians round up civilians, tie their hands behind their backs, and shoot them in the back of the head" camp. That's just you, Sack, and a few other DT posters who are pissed that your kids won't talk to you any more.

They better gonna have to talk to me. We’re gonna be on planes together tomorrow for like 14 hours and I have all the usb charging cables. 

7 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

It's a much bigger and better camp

And one that apparently lacks any broad sense of self awareness. 

On 6/4/2023 at 11:14 AM, David Dennison said:

Fascist authoritarians have feelings, too.

THANK YOU.

40 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yes, because he is a Russian propagandist

When it comes to recognizing and critically assessing political propaganda, there is literally not better place to come to for guidance than the cloak room. A real bang up track record with a long list of receipts. 

Imagine being a grown-ass man whose two favorite pasttimes are (a) trolling and (b) overestimating one's intelligence.

19 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

When it comes to recognizing and critically assessing political propaganda, there is literally not better place to come to for guidance than the cloak room.

Come on, we're not that good.

9 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Come on, we're not that good.

It really top flight actually.  We started a whole [serious] thread movement around it a few years back. 

Well if COVID broke people like our resident loser from Minnesota, turns out Ukraine broke Ana. clearly weren’t very strong minded to begin with 

2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


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Like 50 years of American foreign policy personified. 

How did you guys manage to drag this moron in here and then get him to quote idiotic articles by fucking Gibbons Neff.

3 minutes ago, G650 said:

How did you guys manage to drag this moron in here and then get him to quote idiotic articles by fucking Gibbons Neff.

Is he really worse than Charlie savage. I guess I would not be shocked. 

7 minutes ago, G650 said:

How did you guys manage to drag this moron in here and then get him to quote idiotic articles by fucking Gibbons Neff.

I’d bet alcohol was involved.

Like 50 years of American foreign policy personified. 

Imagine being such a try-hard contrarian that you find yourself aligned with Texags and Vladimir Putin, and still don’t hesitate.
5 hours ago, Anastasis said:

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You see Brisket’s rules state that you adamantly want to shoot figurative “Nazis” in the face in our country, but you are willing to support literal Nazis abroad. It’s a fine line. 
 

On 6/4/2023 at 10:26 AM, cactusflinthead said:

Saw that too

Who is giving rep to this asshole?

Of course. 

Time for a repost.

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Good thing these rules aren’t international and merely apply to our own country. That would be difficult to reconcile for simple people making such absolute statements. 

1 hour ago, gmr548 said:


Imagine being such a try-hard contrarian that you find yourself aligned with Texags and Vladimir Putin, and still don’t hesitate.

Imagine invoking aggy and not learning anything from multiple decades of data points. 

30 minutes ago, Mullet Free said:

You see Brisket’s rules state that you adamantly want to shoot figurative “Nazis” in the face in our country, but you are willing to support literal Nazis abroad. It’s a fine line. 

Oh brisket is supporting the Russians?  I missed that somewhere. 

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Oh ho! This is one of the 180 degrees from reality things. My bad. Carry on paid troll and/or supreme dumbfuck.

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31 minutes ago, Mullet Free said:

You see Brisket’s rules state that you adamantly want to shoot figurative “Nazis” in the face in our country, but you are willing to support literal Nazis abroad. It’s a fine line. 

You are so close to speaking English, young man.

8 hours ago, Mullet Free said:

You see Brisket’s rules state that you adamantly want to shoot figurative “Nazis” in the face in our country, but you are willing to support literal Nazis abroad. It’s a fine line. 
 

Good thing these rules aren’t international and merely apply to our own country. That would be difficult to reconcile for simple people making such absolute statements. 

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