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Nice job, Joe. 

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    Joe drops in to lay his old wrinkly nuts on Marge's ape-like chin. x-post from her dumb thread  

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    Just want to give a shout out to Dark Brandon The remainder of my wife's student loans were forgiven today She/we have been paying on them for 20 plus years We are now 100% debt free

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Unless I’m mistaken, Joe just played the Republicans hard on not cutting Social Security and Medicare. 

Stop showing that disgusting troll in her stupid Taun Taun suit. 

holy shit he's KILLING 🤣

Go fuck yourself, MTG, you worthless, vapid, stupid embarrassing skank.

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Unless I’m mistaken, Joe just played the Republicans hard on not cutting Social Security and Medicare. 

They walked right into it.  Because they are morons.

I’d love to see the tracked changes on the as written speech and the delivered speech. Joe seems to be going off script to his benefit. 

I'd like to see Joe sign the Swifties Just Fucked You Ticketmaster Act. 

Holy shit joe going after resort fees and internet. Let joe be joe. 

Just now, Anastasis said:

Joe seems to be going off script to his benefit. 

No, he's senile.

Tucker will have the heavily-edited version of this speech tomorrow night so you can see for yourself.  

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Unless I’m mistaken, Joe just played the Republicans hard on not cutting Social Security and Medicare. 

tonight is just the setup.  the punchline is when they try to actually campaign on it.

5 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Unless I’m mistaken, Joe just played the Republicans hard on not cutting Social Security and Medicare. 

Masterclass 

Just now, Anastasis said:

Holy shit joe going after resort fees and internet. Let joe be joe. 

 

 

is there something wrong with going after BS fees?

Just now, NAVY said:

Masterclass 

The gop will rally behind medicare advantage and the dems around traditional Medicare. And both will be able to stand and applaud and not understand why the other is doing so. 

he's got that big sarcastic pop-pop energy tonight and i am here for it.

1 minute ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Why is he replying to the idiots in the audience 

Yeah, fairly annoying.  Luckily, all he has to say is "look it up" because facts don't care about their lies.

He should've called her Dr. Jill Biden just to trigger the cunts in the audience. 

Just now, Grade of D as in David said:

Why is he replying to the idiots in the audience 

the way the SS/Medicare optics played out he seems to have planned it lol 

Has he recognized any of his guests yet?

3 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Marge representing with the clubbed baby seals outfit. 
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2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Has he recognized any of his guests yet?

I mean, he probably recognizes Jill?

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2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Has he recognized any of his guests yet?

A welder who’s going to rebuild a railroad bridge 

Hell yeah. Joe bringing up The Talk.

Is Brandon sitting next to Bono?

Now recognizing a guy named Brandon. Peak Dark Brandon trolling the pubs

“Ban assault weapons now!”

Hell yes! And fuck you, Boebert. 

Oh fuck off Fat Cancun Logan. 

most people have probably gone to sleep by now and will rate the speech on the first half. 

I think Joe didn't want to butcher her name but come on, Brandon. 

Good to see the things that we can rally around consistently in a bipartisan fashion. Those are always the obvious common sense solutions. 

So tired of the Joint Chiefs just sitting there and not taking the red meat Joe provides them. 

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If Joe turned around and said “Kevin can you control your cuckoo birds?”  
 

id cum, no hands

Just now, Anastasis said:

Good to see the things that we can rally around consistently in a bipartisan fashion. Those are always the obvious common sense solutions. 

Like reinstating Roe v Wade and outlawing assault weapons like about 70% of us want...

Joe getting lit and I didn’t know what he said. 

Only thing cooler would have been if joe was stretched out over a 71 firebird when he dropped that line. 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Like reinstating Roe v Wade and outlawing assault weapons like about 70% of us want...

I was taking about sending a few more ten billions to Lockheed. 

Some fuckface really just said "it's your fault". They really are amazingly shitty. 

Don’t look now, but Joe is bringing some serious heat for “an old addled brain man who don’t know where he is half the time.”

"It's your fault!" (fentanyl)

WTF?  Gotdamn the republicans are some trash.

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Which dipshit keeps getting out of hand. Is that MTG?

Just now, Anastasis said:

Which dipshit keeps getting out of hand. Is that MTG?

No, that was a dude's voice. 

Damn those are some horrible suicide numbers. 

No wonder proxy wars are the preferred state. 

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