Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

#701
2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Some fuckface really just said "it's your fault". They really are amazingly shitty. 

they're not even embarrassed.  they'll turn around and fundraise off that shit.

  • Replies 4.1k
  • Views 279.1k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Longhorn_Fan68
    Longhorn_Fan68

    Joe drops in to lay his old wrinkly nuts on Marge's ape-like chin. x-post from her dumb thread &#

  • mooseoutfront
    mooseoutfront

    Just want to give a shout out to Dark Brandon The remainder of my wife's student loans were forgiven today She/we have been paying on them for 20 plus years We are now 100% debt free

Posted Images

#703
1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

they're not even embarrassed.  they'll turn around and fundraise off that shit.

Oh, yeah.  Whichever fucker yelled that out just made millions of dollars for his next campaign and got himself a memoir book deal.

Decorum?  Respect for the Office?  Common Decency?  Nah, fuck all that, get paid.

Edited by TexArcher

#707
5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

No, that was a dude's voice. 

so MGT

#708
Just now, Anastasis said:

Insider trading king of the world recognized for getting hammered. 

Elder abuse is funny!

#709
7 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Don’t look now, but Joe is bringing some serious heat for “an old addled brain man who don’t know where he is half the time.”

yeah he's surprisingly good at this 🤔

#710
5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

they're not even embarrassed.  they'll turn around and fundraise off that shit.


just wait until the response from mega moo’s 

#714

Good speech. Joe killed when he was being Joe. 
 

McCarthy cant control his clown, otherwise this is a relatively cordial affair. 
 

would still like to see the tracked changes. Joe seemed to move well on his feet. 
 

 

Edited by Anastasis

#717

The red idiots are fucking embarrassing. I can't believe the class these people lack. Sad part is they will be trumpeted. 

Edited by HOOKEM4

#721

so the fentanol/border interaction was interesting...

the peanut gallery started in with the 'border' hoots n hollers...and i thought i heard him say 'you got it' or something very quietly and then went into the litany of proposals he had for drug detection and technology and increased funding for border security...basically like he did with the SS/Medicare point, claiming the common ground? 

it's possible i misheard... did anybody else pick that up?

#724

Excelent SOTU 

And the Magats just can't help but be their worst selves at all times.

#725

That was a damn good SOTU. Damn uplifting in contrast to the fearmongering under the prior administration.

  • Popular Post
#726

It is wild for me to look at my life as a whole and to have my take.  Gun nut, check. Benefit from tax code, check. Unaffected by any on the legislation against women, lgbtq? Check. Yet I am absolutely disgusted by the lack of decorum and respect these people have for fellow Americans. 

Two Santa's in full effect. Republicans that buy the fleece are ignorant if not complicit. We have two parties, one that you created and one that was created to ruin the other and create billions for a few while doing absolutely nothing for most of America. 

#727
Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Were both howler monkeys in attendance?

Yes but there were many more joining in on the heckling this time. Decorum and respect during the SOTU are officially dead. At least when it's a Dem POTUS. 

#728
1 minute ago, HOOKEM4 said:

It is wild for me to look at my life as a whole and to have my take.  Gun nut, check. Benefit from tax code, check. Unaffected by any on the legislation against women, lgbtq? Check. Yet I am absolutely disgusted by the lack of decorum and respect these people have for fellow Americans. 

Two Santa's in full effect. Republicans that buy the fleece are ignorant if not complicit. We have two parties, one that you created and one that was created to ruin the other and create billions for a few while doing absolutely nothing for most of America. 

Well, at least the Dems hate cancer.

#732

Lol. The Rs have the ditch pig Sara Huckabee to give the rebuttal. I’m having flashbacks of her as press secretary 

#736

Chips Act, Infrastructure Bill, lower prescription drug prices for seniors. Excellent work Joe

#738
29 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

they're not even embarrassed.  they'll turn around and fundraise off that shit.

Yep, and that’s why they do it. That’s why we expected there would be more of it tonight than last year. 

#739
Marge representing with the clubbed baby seals outfit. 
2C59446D-7E66-42D8-887F-E79B346C5EF2.jpeg.2f371a2fa5e2cdfe1f26d600c0d0f8e8.jpeg
Rick Flair wrote it better.
  • Popular Post
#742

Democrats want to rule you with more government control. That's why we Republicans want to take away women's right to choose, gay people's right to marry, books from school children. 

#743

If Sara Jessica Parker is a quarter horse Sara Huckabee Sanders is a Clydesdale 

#744
10 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

When does huckabee starts?

not sure, i'm keeping an eye on the clock.

#745
15 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Excelent SOTU 

And the Magats just can't help but be their worst selves at all times.

That’s their brand now. 

#748

This dude giving the Republicans response is hilarious. The fact we have people that believe this nonsense proves we are done.

#749

This bitch really just said it's between normal or crazy. Did she not see MTG tonight?

#750
13 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

And I need an update on the guy who lost to Huckabee, he hit every checklist you could imagine

Except one. 

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.