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she's hitting all the hits 🙄

 

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    Just want to give a shout out to Dark Brandon The remainder of my wife's student loans were forgiven today She/we have been paying on them for 20 plus years We are now 100% debt free

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2 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

If Sara Jessica Parker is a quarter horse Sara Huckabee Sanders is a Clydesdale 


That’s an insult to Clydesdales 

Reckless spending ????

😂😂😂

Just now, Hookah Horns said:

Ditch pig is only 40? Holy shit. 

240, maybe?

This shitheel really made fun of Biden's stutter when she has a lisp?

Doesn’t Arkansas get 40% of their budget from the horrible big government ?

holy hypocrisy sarah 

And you won't be able to read about the Little Rock 9 when we ban the history books that talk about them because that's "woke". 

Yeah, try as you might, no one wants to move to Arkansas. 

There it is. Choices.

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i really wish y'all would lay off her appearance... she could look like Sela Ward and she'd still be a heinous lying cunt. i mean fuck her, but her appearance is the least offensive thing about her. 

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13 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Chips Act, Infrastructure Bill, lower prescription drug prices for seniors. Excellent work Joe

if people stopped for a moment -- Biden has done a f'n damn good job. 

and unemployment rocking at 3.4% which is insanely low.

so 40% don't like him only because of inflation? That's it??? How spoiled are we getting?

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

And you won't be able to read about the Little Rock 9 when we ban the history books that talk about them because that's "woke". 

Yeah, try as you might, no one wants to move to Arkansas. 


CRT !!!!!!!!’

1 minute ago, mchookem said:

i really wish y'all would lay off her appearance... she could look like Sela Ward and she'd still be a heinous lying cunt. i mean fuck her, but her appearance is the least offensive thing about her. 

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You're right, I've definitely done worse

Bold move. Teach the autocratic, fascistic pov and you, too, can participate in the grift economy.

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

This shitheel really made fun of Biden's stutter when she has a lisp?

And hammerhead eyes??

Did trump give the taliban a ride back to the us on Air Force one ?

1 minute ago, mchookem said:

i really wish y'all would lay off her appearance... she could look like Sela Ward and she'd still be a heinous lying cunt. i mean fuck her, but her appearance is the least offensive thing about her. 

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She’s a horrible human being. Making fun of her appearance is kosher. Same with Turtle Mitch, Fupa Christie, Clawfeet MTG, and ditch pig Huckabee

This is so cringe

The R’s couldn’t find anyone better to give their response. ????

 

her Xmas story sounds like a lie 

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Freedom is under attack from the fucking R’s !!!

She looked like she really needed to take a good, long shit. 

This is so cringe

She just seems uncomfortable in her own skin.

question about the rude heckling -- has such a thing ever happened before in SOTU history? This was such trash. The Rs are utter garbage. 

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

question about the rude heckling -- has such a thing ever happened before in SOTU history? This was such trash. The Rs are utter garbage. 

Well that one dickhead opened the door when he said to Obama, "you lie". It's never going to go back the other way. 

Absolutely the most empty worthless speech I have every heard. Say a bunch of nothing. Fuckoff pig.

3 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

if people stopped for a moment -- Biden has done a f'n damn good job. 

and unemployment rocking at 3.4% which is insanely low.

so 40% don't like him only because of inflation? That's it??? How spoiled are we getting?

I saw a poll where a large percentage said he hadn't gotten anything done legislatively. The average American isn't letting ignorance stand in the way of them having strong opinions. 

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:


She just seems uncomfortable in her own skin.

Well yeah, there’s too much skin for one human being !!!

Just now, mdmost said:

Well that one dickhead opened the door when he said to Obama, "you lie". It's never going to go back the other way. 

was that once? Tonight was relentless, low class, unabashed filth. 

Just now, HOOKEM4 said:

Absolutely the most empty worthless speech I have every heard. Say a bunch of nothing. Fuckoff pig.

Yea that shit was terrible. Rah rah new wave of republicans are here and America is under attack. Same weak ass bullshit 

19 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

question about the rude heckling -- has such a thing ever happened before in SOTU history? This was such trash. The Rs are utter garbage. 

“You lie!”

Shouted by Joe Wilson in Obama’s SOTU, 2009

 

Edited to correct the record. Thank you, HH.

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Biden talked almost exclusively about economic matters. 

Huckabee hit every culture war issue.

 

completely.tone.deaf.

 

I'd like to grab Lauren Boebert by her ankles and swing her into MTG.

8 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i really wish y'all would lay off her appearance... she could look like Sela Ward and she'd still be a heinous lying cunt. i mean fuck her, but her appearance is the least offensive thing about her. 

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She’s on the other team. It’s ok this time. 

She needs a speech coach, that was horrible 

 

and she should have been standing 

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

She looked like she really needed to take a good, long shit. 

That's just her face. 

2 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

Sarah FTW

 

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

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It's like an ad for diabeetus.

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I'd like to grab Lauren Boebert by her ankles and swing her into MTG.

Oh.  I thought you were going to make a reference to Bone Tomahawk.

4 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

Sarah FTW

For the waffles?

For the white power?

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21 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

If Sara Jessica Parker is a quarter horse Sara Huckabee Sanders is a Clydesdale 

Leave Sarah Jessica out of it. Huckabee is a gorilla. 

Biden talked almost exclusively about economic matters. 
Huckabee hit every culture war issue.
 
completely.tone.deaf.
 
It was a bullseye for its intended audience.
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