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    Joe drops in to lay his old wrinkly nuts on Marge's ape-like chin. x-post from her dumb thread  

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Just now, tchookem said:
7 minutes ago, mchookem said:
Biden talked almost exclusively about economic matters. 
Huckabee hit every culture war issue.
 
completely.tone.deaf.
 

It was a bullseye for its intended audience.


the dumbest people walking this nation 

23 minutes ago, tchookem said:
1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:
Marge representing with the clubbed baby seals outfit. 
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Rick Flair wrote it better.

Did she just secure her spot as Trump’s VP?

4 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

“You lie!”

Shouted by Joe Wilson in Obama’s SOTU, 2017.

If Obama was delivering a SOTU in 2017, Joe was spot on. 

the background image being shot from a much higher angle compared to her sitting with a nearly level camera is fucking with my eyes

8 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

She’s on the other team. It’s ok this time. 

i mean i said it and a lot of people are agreeing, but okay?

in my experience on this board, dogging on a woman's appearance is a truly bipartisan effort.

 

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2 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

If Obama was delivering a SOTU in 2017, Joe was spot on. 

Thanks. I wasn’t thinking things through. My search found that Joe Wilson encountered the same audience heckling in 2017, in his home district, and I went with it.

Just now, mchookem said:

i mean i said it and a lot of people are agreeing, but okay?

in my experience on this board, dogging on a woman's appearance is a truly bipartisan effort.

 

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Yeah. 

Terrible people are fair game for any and all mockery and derision in my book. 

26 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i really wish y'all would lay off her appearance... she could look like Sela Ward and she'd still be a heinous lying cunt. i mean fuck her, but her appearance is the least offensive thing about her. 

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first read through i thought you said you'd fuck sela ward

i mean she's not really my type but she is pretty hot 😄

Did she just secure her spot as Trump’s VP?
Is Ric Flair MAGA?
15 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Did she just secure her spot as Trump’s VP?


wrf is she wearing ????

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12 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

Flicka in Fur.

19 minutes ago, tchookem said:
31 minutes ago, Satchel said:
Did she just secure her spot as Trump’s VP?

Is Ric Flair MAGA?

Probably. Ric is a fellow scumbag, as much as I hate to say it.

51 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


She just seems uncomfortable in her own skin.

“Maybe it’s the lies, maybe it’s Maybelline.  It’s probably the lies…”

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

She just seems uncomfortable in her own skin.

Maybe it’s not her skin so much as it is all the fat that’s underneath.

Biden hit a grand slam with that speech. He set a trap for the repubs and they bit. Biden was ready and totally owned them.

Huckabeefs speech was terrible and the worst one I’ve heard in a long time.  The normal vs. the crazy? Woke? Critical race theory? All repubs do is try to scare you into thinking the other guy sucks and you have to vote for them because the GOP has no plans and nothing serious to offer people.

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

She’s a fucking cunt ….

 

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That's the first time I've ever seen her look happy.

^

That's a good point.  She always looks miserable even when delivering good news.  Politics aside, she has a naturally defensive posture.  Lots of people do, nothing to insult or be embarrassed about.  Some people just carry that with them from genetics from way on, way back when. 

But she looks genuinely happy there, the smile is a little exaggerated probably for the camera.  But she is in a happy and confident place in that photograph.  Like she beat cancer, won a governorship, or met a white supremacist named Enrique.

10 hours ago, mdmost said:

No, that was a dude's voice. 

Spoiler

 

 

9 hours ago, mdmost said:

 

THujon to the white courtesy phone.

I was telling the wife last night during the speech, that Biden reminds me of a big dicked naked guy in the locker room that keeps walking over to talk. And the GOP was at the tying their shoes stage in the locker room each time Biden walked over.

16 minutes ago, horn4life said:

I was telling the wife last night during the speech, that Biden reminds me of a big dicked naked guy in the locker room that keeps walking over to talk. And the GOP was at the tying their shoes stage in the locker room each time Biden walked over.

I mean they’re obsessed with Hunter’s hog, they know the bad be packin’ too.

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I make it a rule to never talk about big dick naked guys to my wife and suggest y'all do the same.

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Is it is so hard to spoiler a picture for people that may be at work? I’m not, but some people are

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

She needs a speech coach, that was horrible 

 

and she should have been standing 

Agree. hucklebe-sanders was channeling Bobby Jindal with that speech. 

Hopefully it works out as well for her as it did for Jindal

Biden did pretty well last night, it was nice to see there are things that we all can agree on. I’d like to see some focus on that moving forward. 

put a hooded robe on sarah last night, she looks like emperor Palpatine 

3 minutes ago, Smax said:

put a hooded robe on sarah last night, she looks like emperor Palpatine Elephantine

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Can anyone clarify the point Biden was making we he was yelling about, "trading places with Xi"?

My oldest got extra credit for watching with me and taking notes.  so that was kind of cool.  The assignment had general topics to take notes on as he addressed them.  At the end there was nothing filled out for "Afghanistan, North Korea, Israel, others" section.  Really brought my attention to the fact it was a very domestic agenda focused SOTU.  

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2 hours ago, Bookman said:

That's the first time I've ever seen her look happy.

She just ripped ass 

34 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Agree. hucklebe-sanders was channeling Bobby Jindal with that speech. 


hopefully she ends up in the same place 

9 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Biden did pretty well last night, it was nice to see there are things that we all can agree on. I’d like to see some focus on that moving forward. 

Focusing on domestic issues that moderate R's are generally supportive of while Sanders played to the Tucker Carlson and Wal-Mart crowd was a massive W for Biden last night.  R strategy is bizarre to me.  That was an objectively awful speech she gave.  It felt like an SNL skit.  Whatever that story was at the end felt like something out of an aggy yell practice.   If that is representative of their plan for the next 2 years it won't be close.  Will be interesting to see if they start to realize doom and gloom culture war with zero substance isn't going to win back the middle.

15 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Biden did pretty well last night, it was nice to see there are things that we all can agree on. I’d like to see some focus on that moving forward. 

Agreed. 

3 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Focusing on domestic issues that moderate R's are generally supportive of while Sanders played to the Tucker Carlson and Wal-Mart crowd was a massive W for Biden last night.  R strategy is bizarre to me.  That was an objectively awful speech she gave.  It felt like an SNL skit.  Whatever that story was at the end felt like something out of an aggy yell practice.   If that is representative of their plan for the next 2 years it won't be close.  Will be interesting to see if they start to realize doom and gloom culture war with zero substance isn't going to win back the middle.

You are right and in a lot of ways it reminds me of, I'll draw the analogy, R going too hard on culture war stuff is like when Dems went too deep and far into identity politics as their main platform. Sticking with the domestic issues and economic issues and "kitchen table" issue versus getting sucked into issues most reasonable and sane people think is foolish (china balloons and gay comic books in schools and drag queens and george santos and more "but, Trump" talk 3 years later) is showing discipline and wisdom and political strength. 

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50 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Agree. hucklebe-sanders was channeling Bobby Jindal with that speech. 

These responses never work out well for “rising stars”

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6 minutes ago, HamsterHookah said:

You are right and in a lot of ways it reminds me of, I'll draw the analogy, R going too hard on culture war stuff is like when Dems went too deep and far into identity politics as their main platform. Sticking with the domestic issues and economic issues and "kitchen table" issue versus getting sucked into issues most reasonable and sane people think is foolish (china balloons and gay comic books in schools and drag queens and george santos and more "but, Trump" talk 3 years later) is showing discipline and wisdom and political strength. 

It's really not that difficult.  Poll social/domestic issues and focus on issues with majority support.  Perfect example was the Tyre Nichols portion of the speech.  He didn't go crazy left "Defund the Police".  He raised the issue and called for better training, etc.   That's one of several examples he took a primarily left concern/issue and framed it in a way that the R's had no choice but to stand and clap.   

12 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Yes but there were many more joining in on the heckling this time. Decorum and respect during the SOTU are officially dead. At least when it's a Dem POTUS. 

We are no longer a serious country. We're a clown with guns and bombers country.

 

 

12 hours ago, mdmost said:

This bitch really just said it's between normal or crazy. Did she not see MTG tonight?

Their irony-deafness was weaponized long ago.

32 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Focusing on domestic issues that moderate R's are generally supportive of while Sanders played to the Tucker Carlson and Wal-Mart crowd was a massive W for Biden last night.  R strategy is bizarre to me.  That was an objectively awful speech she gave.  It felt like an SNL skit.  Whatever that story was at the end felt like something out of an aggy yell practice.   If that is representative of their plan for the next 2 years it won't be close.  Will be interesting to see if they start to realize doom and gloom culture war with zero substance isn't going to win back the middle.

It's been this way since 2016, if not 2008.  This is who they are.

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