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9 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Which isn’t remotely related to my point.  But, keep on keeping on.

You had a point? Do tell

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1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

You had a point? Do tell

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The 25 year olds with series 7 licenses tried to drop the market again today over a missed “expectation” of 0.1% in core CPI. Once the butt hurt of not knowing everything at their age ended, we rebounded. 

And that’s why he will always be my quarterback. 


 

 

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I see the House Qunt has already spoken, but I wonder how pubs are gonna pretzel themselves into this being a bad thing. I'm sure it'll be something very basic and childlike along the lines of, "He loves Ukraine more than America." Pretty amazing how the GOP has abandoned all of their old strongholds and political slam dunks, most notably Russian policy. Now the Dems are the party that is hardlined against tyranny and cozy with the military. Just a stunning abdication of politcal clout.

Talking points are already out. "Hurr durr why not visiting Ohio????"

What happened to rugged individualism? 

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Talking points are already out. "Hurr durr why not visiting Ohio????"
What happened to rugged individualism? 
Clearly asked by people who've never been to Ohio
10 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Talking points are already out. "Hurr durr why not visiting Ohio????"

What happened to rugged individualism? 

Secret service couldn’t guarantee his safety on Ohio and have no issues in Ukraine 

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What a fucking boss move and a humiliation for Putin. A country invaded by Russia, and the President of the United States can safely visit without issue. If there's any possible downside, it's that Putin will be so fucking pissed he'll say fuck it and use nukes, MAD be damned. Which of course is not a valid criticism, but has been one of my biggest fears as Putin's army continues to fail (as far as I can tell).

The BDE is off the charts right now.

For serious. That photo (well-staged, of course) is iconic.
Biden’s old man dumps have bigger balls than Trump and his sycophants. Pathetic, cowardly simps - all of em.

Meanwhile Bunker Bitch Trump hides out in fear during BLM protests

Doing my occasional perusal of Fox News comments…they’re upset about all the money spent in equipment given to Ukraine.  Funny how that works with the stupid tax break, wall, etc.  Just like Tea Party bullshit with Obama. 

4 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

The BDE is off the charts right now.

The apple dong doesn't fall far from the tree.

58 minutes ago, 'stache said:

What a fucking boss move and a humiliation for Putin. A country invaded by Russia, and the President of the United States can safely visit without issue. If there's any possible downside, it's that Putin will be so fucking pissed he'll say fuck it and use nukes, MAD be damned. Which of course is not a valid criticism, but has been one of my biggest fears as Putin's army continues to fail (as far as I can tell).

I thought I read last week that Russia had 96% of their army engaged. And this is the result. He's gotta be getting desperate.

His facial expression in the second picture is practically straight out of Zelenskyy's sitcom that got him elected.

Eta: you can watch it on Netflix and it's pretty good, especially once you adjust to their humor sensibilities. The biggest disappointment is that they filmed the show primarily in Russian so I can't use it to help my Ukrainian studies

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41 minutes ago, HamsterHookah said:

I thought I read last week that Russia had 96% of their army engaged. And this is the result. He's gotta be getting desperate.

I'm not following it too closely other than a headline here and there, but that picture just reaffirms my assumption that it's going poorly for putin.

1 hour ago, HamsterHookah said:

I thought I read last week that Russia had 96% of their army engaged. And this is the result. He's gotta be getting desperate.


they have a shit ton of nukes 

How long til the maga loonies start screaming how this is all faked and Joe has never left the basement?

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

How long til the maga loonies start screaming how this is all faked and Joe has never left the basement?

I don't want to ruin a perfect day listening to right-wing radio, but I'm gonna guess that Russia and Ukraine are both the same, we will print and burn more money we don't have over there, and Biden made a secret deal for them to get rid of all the incriminating laptop stuff. Buy gold.

What I've learned today is there's a lot of really stupid people who think the feds aren't doing anything in ohio

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I love the pic of Zelenskyy with Trump. He’ straight up gangsta.

5 minutes ago, elfenix said:

What I've learned today is there's a lot of really stupid people who think the feds aren't doing anything in ohio

yeah...absolute dumbass shit i saw on fb 🙄

 

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What I've learned today is there's a lot of really stupid people who think the feds aren't doing anything in ohio
The federal guvment can't walk and chew gum at the same time just like me!
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He took a 10 hour train ride about Ukraine?  That's fucking awesome.  That's telling Putin we own that fucking country.

Biden told shirtless Putin on that horse to go get his fucking shine box.

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Since there is no good thread to post this on, Wisconsin is having primary elections tomorrow that could decide a shift in power in the State Supreme Court. Abortion ruling that defaults to 1849 law banning the procedure is big rallying cry for Dems, also the chance at knocking back against election laws and possible gerrymandering/redistricting decisions.

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When is dark Brandon going to reign the DEA in and end this bullshit with weed/THC? Oh yeah, never. Fucking old white people are awful.

15 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

When is dark Brandon going to reign the DEA in and end this bullshit with weed/THC? Oh yeah, never. Fucking old white people are awful.

Yea so true!!!! and why hasn’t he fixed word hunger as well 

Yea so true!!!! and why hasn’t he fixed word hunger as well 

Oh for fucks sake. There are a bunch of folks in the legalization thread that think that is his move prior to the next election. Calm down.
17 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

When is dark Brandon going to reign the DEA in and end this bullshit with weed/THC? Oh yeah, never. Fucking old white people are awful.

I'd like to see him take the lead on legalization, but it's not his thing, and Congress is where it has to get done. While he's not advocating for it, I'm almost certain he would not veto it if it hit his desk. He hasn't altered any of the DOJ memos that mj crimes aren't being prosecuted in states where it is legal as long as the activity complies with state law. There have been raids in Oklahoma but mostly from unlicensed growers or product being brought from out of state in ways that do not comply with state law. 

Just dragged his nuts all over putins face


they have a shit ton of nukes 

Do they work? Doubtful…

Biden: pops up in Ukraine on Prez Day
The world: how the fuck did he do that without anyone knowing?
Biden one whole day later: here's how the fuck we did it
 

 

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