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    Joe drops in to lay his old wrinkly nuts on Marge's ape-like chin. x-post from her dumb thread &#

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#1052
14 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

I can't read that bullshit because twitter cuts off the text and fuck them.

#1053
16 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Some replies suggested Biden squirms around while being measured, but I think he started adding that gelatinous cartilage stuff to his pho.

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#1054

Tomorrow is tuesday so that means there is an election somewhere. This time it is the single greatest city that man has ever built twice, Chicago. Flying into town tomorrow just so I can vote six or seven times. Probably gonna hit up Maria's in Bridgeport, Other Side bar in Lincoln Park, and then stumble to the lake and fall in. Not sure how Chuy Garcia blew it again, but will be watching for the runoff. Runoff is the same day as Wisconsin's Supreme Court election, April 4th I believe.

Mayoral Power Rankings 2023: Election Eve, https://www.chicagomag.com/news/mayoral-power-rankings-2023-election-eve/

The 9-person stage drama in Chicago that won’t end on Election Day, https://www.politico.com/news/2023/02/26/chicago-mayoral-election-drama-00084418

#1055
6 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

He has a dong twice the size as Hunter.  When not engorged, the 2 gallons of blood pools to the bottom of his feet and  makes him several inches taller.  Its science.

#1056
13 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Tomorrow is tuesday so that means there is an election somewhere. This time it is the single greatest city that man has ever built twice, Chicago. Flying into town tomorrow just so I can vote six or seven times. Probably gonna hit up Maria's in Bridgeport, Other Side bar in Lincoln Park, and then stumble to the lake and fall in. Not sure how Chuy Garcia blew it again, but will be watching for the runoff. Runoff is the same day as Wisconsin's Supreme Court election, April 4th I believe.

Mayoral Power Rankings 2023: Election Eve, https://www.chicagomag.com/news/mayoral-power-rankings-2023-election-eve/

The 9-person stage drama in Chicago that won’t end on Election Day, https://www.politico.com/news/2023/02/26/chicago-mayoral-election-drama-00084418

Make sure you eat the birds too.

#1059
3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Make sure you eat the birds too.

 

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#1061
1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

seen this video of "Joe Biden" declaring a draft

Uh son.........there ain't no more draft.

#1065
26 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

 

I was going to post something similar, as the Pod Save America guys used AI on their last pod to show how they created messages from both Biden and Obama.  The Obama one was so-so, but the Biden one was spot-fucking-on.  The right is going to run wild with this technology.  This needs to be regulated immediately.

#1066
1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

I was going to post something similar, as the Pod Save America guys used AI on their last pod to show how they created messages from both Biden and Obama.  The Obama one was so-so, but the Biden one was spot-fucking-on.  The right is going to run wild with this technology.  This needs to be regulated immediately.

The right? Fuck I'm more worried about Russia and china using it 

#1067
3 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

The right? Fuck I'm more worried about Russia and china using it 

Same same.

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#1069

Looking like Lori Lightfoot is about to be the limp dick of Chicago. Paul Vallas and Brandon Johnson looking like the top two for the runoff for mayor of the greatest city in America.

#1071
12 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Shit is funny

I was laughing the whole way.

The nice thing is, the Republicans will turn this on each other.  Can't wait for the Trump and DeSantis supporters to use it.

#1075

I can’t decide if Obama looks more like he’s about to hustle Richard Petty on the 12th hole of a public course or explain the rules of the game to Pretty Tony. Cold af either way.

 

#1077

IMO, Lil Nas did it better at the VMAs. Would've had the former president in a slightly longer curlier version myself. Obama has a strong jaw and could carry that look well.

 

 

 

#1080
1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

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This is the bounty hunter that Billy the Kid shoots in Young Guns

Resembles John Goodman, too. We're talking about unchecked aggression here, Dude!

#1089
On 2/28/2023 at 3:22 PM, YGIFS said:

Uh son.........there ain't no more draft.

There was one?

#1090
35 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Lando Calrissian

Yes, but he's just worked out an arrangement with the Empire that'll................................................OH SHIT! 

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In addition, the lower list prices, which will take effect over the course of this year, only apply to Lilly’s older insulin products.

Let's not all suck their collective dick yet.

#1097

Looks like an older Jan from The Office 

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