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    Joe drops in to lay his old wrinkly nuts on Marge's ape-like chin. x-post from her dumb thread  

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    Just want to give a shout out to Dark Brandon The remainder of my wife's student loans were forgiven today She/we have been paying on them for 20 plus years We are now 100% debt free

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14 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

I can't read that bullshit because twitter cuts off the text and fuck them.

16 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Some replies suggested Biden squirms around while being measured, but I think he started adding that gelatinous cartilage stuff to his pho.

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Tomorrow is tuesday so that means there is an election somewhere. This time it is the single greatest city that man has ever built twice, Chicago. Flying into town tomorrow just so I can vote six or seven times. Probably gonna hit up Maria's in Bridgeport, Other Side bar in Lincoln Park, and then stumble to the lake and fall in. Not sure how Chuy Garcia blew it again, but will be watching for the runoff. Runoff is the same day as Wisconsin's Supreme Court election, April 4th I believe.

Mayoral Power Rankings 2023: Election Eve, https://www.chicagomag.com/news/mayoral-power-rankings-2023-election-eve/

The 9-person stage drama in Chicago that won’t end on Election Day, https://www.politico.com/news/2023/02/26/chicago-mayoral-election-drama-00084418

6 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

He has a dong twice the size as Hunter.  When not engorged, the 2 gallons of blood pools to the bottom of his feet and  makes him several inches taller.  Its science.

13 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Tomorrow is tuesday so that means there is an election somewhere. This time it is the single greatest city that man has ever built twice, Chicago. Flying into town tomorrow just so I can vote six or seven times. Probably gonna hit up Maria's in Bridgeport, Other Side bar in Lincoln Park, and then stumble to the lake and fall in. Not sure how Chuy Garcia blew it again, but will be watching for the runoff. Runoff is the same day as Wisconsin's Supreme Court election, April 4th I believe.

Mayoral Power Rankings 2023: Election Eve, https://www.chicagomag.com/news/mayoral-power-rankings-2023-election-eve/

The 9-person stage drama in Chicago that won’t end on Election Day, https://www.politico.com/news/2023/02/26/chicago-mayoral-election-drama-00084418

Make sure you eat the birds too.

14 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

This time it is the single greatest city that man has ever built twice, Chicago. 

 

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11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Make sure you eat the birds too.

Birds aren’t real

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Make sure you eat the birds too.

 

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seen this video of "Joe Biden" declaring a draft

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

seen this video of "Joe Biden" declaring a draft

Uh son.........there ain't no more draft.

Holy shit we're (even more) fucked

26 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

 

I was going to post something similar, as the Pod Save America guys used AI on their last pod to show how they created messages from both Biden and Obama.  The Obama one was so-so, but the Biden one was spot-fucking-on.  The right is going to run wild with this technology.  This needs to be regulated immediately.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

I was going to post something similar, as the Pod Save America guys used AI on their last pod to show how they created messages from both Biden and Obama.  The Obama one was so-so, but the Biden one was spot-fucking-on.  The right is going to run wild with this technology.  This needs to be regulated immediately.

The right? Fuck I'm more worried about Russia and china using it 

3 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

The right? Fuck I'm more worried about Russia and china using it 

Same same.

The right? Fuck I'm more worried about Russia and china using it 

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Looking like Lori Lightfoot is about to be the limp dick of Chicago. Paul Vallas and Brandon Johnson looking like the top two for the runoff for mayor of the greatest city in America.

12 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Shit is funny

I was laughing the whole way.

The nice thing is, the Republicans will turn this on each other.  Can't wait for the Trump and DeSantis supporters to use it.

2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Nothing but respect for MY president 

I can’t decide if Obama looks more like he’s about to hustle Richard Petty on the 12th hole of a public course or explain the rules of the game to Pretty Tony. Cold af either way.

 

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This is the bounty hunter that Billy the Kid shoots in Young Guns

IMO, Lil Nas did it better at the VMAs. Would've had the former president in a slightly longer curlier version myself. Obama has a strong jaw and could carry that look well.

 

 

 

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Ronnie is a man, He is 40.

 

Also the 40th President.

 

Perfecto

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1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

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This is the bounty hunter that Billy the Kid shoots in Young Guns

Resembles John Goodman, too. We're talking about unchecked aggression here, Dude!

I was gonna say kind of a Michael Landon thing going on though, no?  

Mullet Barry looks like a guy who says "Honky" a lot.

On 2/28/2023 at 3:22 PM, YGIFS said:

Uh son.........there ain't no more draft.

There was one?

35 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Lando Calrissian

Yes, but he's just worked out an arrangement with the Empire that'll................................................OH SHIT! 

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In addition, the lower list prices, which will take effect over the course of this year, only apply to Lilly’s older insulin products.

Let's not all suck their collective dick yet.

Looks like an older Jan from The Office 

Marianne Williamson announces her challenge to Biden for nomination.

let the games begin 

That's not much of a game.

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