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21 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

DT posters will be pissed off that unemployment is at its lowest level since 1969.  God damn that Joe Biden.

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2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

DT posters will be pissed off that unemployment is at its lowest level since 1969.  God damn that Joe Biden.

well, that's closer to the era they want to get back to, so point DT posters

What? I heard we are in a depression and the economy sucks

Jerb Biden pulled the inflation lever lower at his desk and pushed the jerbs lever higher. 

Seriously, do we call him Job Biden now?

Figured Neera would resurface after the confirmation hearings. This seems like an appropriate spot for her.

 

Once the PHE ends we should get another bump on the employment rolls. 

To the moon baby. 

51 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Jerb Biden pulled the inflation lever lower at his desk and pushed the jerbs lever higher. 

Seriously, do we call him Job Biden now?

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This seems bad.  Is it bad?

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/05/07/president-biden-post-abc-poll/

 

Biden faces broad negative ratings at start of campaign, Post-ABC poll finds

The president’s approval ratings slip to a new low, more Americans than not doubt his mental acuity, and his support against leading GOP challengers is far shakier than at this point four years ago

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It’s May 2023, so no.

Trump will be the R choice again, so no.

Did you see the midterms? definitely no.

39 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

This seems bad.  Is it bad?

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/05/07/president-biden-post-abc-poll/

 

Biden faces broad negative ratings at start of campaign, Post-ABC poll finds

The president’s approval ratings slip to a new low, more Americans than not d mental acuity, and his support against leading GOP challengers is far shakier than at this point four years ago

 

Republicans said 78 YO Joe Biden was too old to run in 2020.

Does anyone want to hazard a guess as to how old Donald Trump will be in 2024?

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

This seems bad.  Is it bad?

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/05/07/president-biden-post-abc-poll/

 

Biden faces broad negative ratings at start of campaign, Post-ABC poll finds

The president’s approval ratings slip to a new low, more Americans than not doubt his mental acuity, and his support against leading GOP challengers is far shakier than at this point four years ago

 

 

I don't think I know one person under the age of 40 who would vote for Trump over Biden. 

May want to add Trump being a convicted felon (how many times over?) by November 2024 to the calculus. 

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

Rasmussen is showing 51% support Joe Biden. So let’s all fuck in a pile

https://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/current_events/politics/prez_track_may08

 

not to kink shame or anything, but I prefer my gangbangs and orgies a little more organized than that. but if pile humping is your game, pile on!

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I don't think I know one person under the age of 40 who would vote for Trump over Biden. 
May want to add Trump being a convicted felon (how many times over?) by November 2024 to the calculus. 
My Ex Wife's nieces in Montgomery Co are all Trumptards. Save one, but she went to UT and didn't go back. 24-33. No picts.
8 hours ago, Red Five said:

I don't think I know one person under the age of 40 who would vote for Trump over Biden. 

May want to add Trump being a convicted felon (how many times over?) by November 2024 to the calculus. 

Fuck I wish I was around your people more. Most of my family was vocal loving trump and the other side says they stay out of politics but those morons definitely outed themselves as trump voters once Biden took office. Kind of wild also with a few friends that aren’t able to vote are huge trump ppl. 

10 hours ago, Incredulity said:

This seems bad.  Is it bad?

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/05/07/president-biden-post-abc-poll/

 

Biden faces broad negative ratings at start of campaign, Post-ABC poll finds

The president’s approval ratings slip to a new low, more Americans than not doubt his mental acuity, and his support against leading GOP challengers is far shakier than at this point four years ago

"Dammit, where's some bad news?  I need some bad news.  Other than the shootings all the time, fuck that.  I need 401K bad news, stat.  Fuckin' McCarthy will blink when it gets serious on the debt limit, you can't count on that guy to get anything right, not even destroying our economy for no reason."

Joanie might love Chachi, but California does not 

Let me guess. Another right wing California asshole that's moving to Texas?

Let me guess. Another right wing California asshole that's moving to Texas?
Yep, not all of those out of state plates are Tech Bros and yoga teachers. Most I've met are rich assholes looking for tax breaks or blue collar dudes for construction.

Chachi's house has more than doubled in value since he bought it.  He probably has $3M in equity.  I would venture a guess that's all the money he has.

What're you talking about?  He's got all that sweet residual "Joanie Loves Chachi" syndication money rolling in.  

(checks Miller-Boyett notes).  Oh, shit.  

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Chachi's house has more than doubled in value since he bought it.  He probably has $3M in equity.  I would venture a guess that's all the money he has.

About 2.9m more net worth than me lol

Don’t mess with Joe



That reporter needs to climb into their own butthole and just cease to exist.

So senile.  How embarassing.  Can't think on his feet.  #teleprompter

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

So senile.  How embarassing.  Can't think on his feet.  #teleprompter

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1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Don’t mess with Joe
 

 


That reporter needs to climb into their own butthole and just cease to exist.

 

 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

So senile.  How embarassing.  Can't think on his feet.  #teleprompter

My wife tried to tell me yesterday that Joe is too old and needs to be primaried.  
 

Joe was not my first choice. Hell, he wasn’t my fourth choice. But he has crushed my expectations. Not to mention, from a purely political strategy standpoint, you don’t try to primary your own incumbent unless they are absolutely terrible at the job. Joe is pretty damn good, all things considered. 

16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

My wife tried to tell me yesterday that Joe is too old and needs to be primaried.  
 

Joe was not my first choice. Hell, he wasn’t my fourth choice. But he has crushed my expectations. Not to mention, from a purely political strategy standpoint, you don’t try to primary your own incumbent unless they are absolutely terrible at the job. Joe is pretty damn good, all things considered. 

A Trumper told me a couple of weeks ago that if we would just get unedited video of Biden talking, we'd all see how senile he is. 

And yet we have real video of Trump and they worship him.

46 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

And yet we have real video of Trump and they worship him.

I really think the psychological studies are going to be nuts. I think it comes down to wealth inequality and the leaving behind of the rurals by the corporations. We all remember when Walmart started coming into small towns and putting local businesses under. This is the result. People are angry that their lives aren’t what they thought they would be and they need something to blame. 

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Making a (slightly) bold prediction.

I think the Dems will realize the amount of vote "manipulation" that will be required to install this brains-of-mush, grifting, corrupt pedophile, exceeds their capabilities. If they go to hyper/defcon 10 vote-count mode they know they'll make mistakes and be fully exposed.

When Soros or Barrack decide it's time to cull the SOB they will merely make one phone call to the DOJ to move forward. Like Comer's group said, they've already got all the evidence and have done the work for them. Heels-up will quietly fade into the shadows (Dem press will nix any racist outcries).

If I'm right when will this happen? Can't be too late.
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Agreed.

Gavin Newsom is loosening up in the bullpen now. The Biden payoff is nigh upon us...the fly in the ointment has always been that Kamala showed herself to be a complete moron to everyone within 2 months of her VP tenure or else she would've been President on January 23rd of this year. My guess is that Newsom will just adopt her as his running mate still and move forward.

Newson will probably be our next President. He will be the Grim Reaper for Obama/Soros and finish the deal.
 

 

18 hours ago, Red Five said:

A Trumper told me a couple of weeks ago that if we would just get unedited video of Biden talking, we'd all see how senile he is. 

They base this on heavily edited videos. 
 

someone above nailed the asshole Californians that have moved to Texas. Most of the ones I know are Magats 

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2 hours ago, TexasEd said:

They base this on heavily edited videos. 
 

someone above nailed the asshole Californians that have moved to Texas. Most of the ones I know are Magats 

"When California sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with them. They're bringing Scott Baio. They're bringing more AR-15s. They're morons. And some, I assume, might be good people."

Let's be clear:  January 2021 was Biden's fault, too.

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