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  • Longhorn_Fan68
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    Joe drops in to lay his old wrinkly nuts on Marge's ape-like chin. x-post from her dumb thread &#

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    Just want to give a shout out to Dark Brandon The remainder of my wife's student loans were forgiven today She/we have been paying on them for 20 plus years We are now 100% debt free

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#1602
1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

holy shit, even the turtle is on board. 

I read somewhere best case scenario for a default would be an immediate 40% loss in the markets across-the-board. It would then go south from there. There is no way the real decision makers would allow that to  happen and Biden and KM know it

#1603
14 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

holy shit, even the turtle is on board. 

He always was. He has a much better grip on his caucus than McCarthy. 

#1604

Called their bluff he did.  This is why you don't negotiate with terrorists.  THAT FUCKING SAID, I don't believe anything until it is passed.

#1605
The Speaker and I made clear from the start that the only way forward is with a bipartisan agreement.This agreement is an important step forward, and now it will go to the United States House and Senate.Here’s my update:

 

#1606
1 hour ago, Js1 said:

He always was. He has a much better grip on his caucus than McCarthy. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

, I don't believe anything until it is passed.

It's going to happen.  The MAGA idiots may believe that Rs have to hold out unless they stick it to the libtards, and if no deal was reached, they'd blame Biden. They also don't' realize it's in the Constitution.

But at the end of the day, the people who have a shitload of money know that if somebody fucks up and they lose a shitload of their wealth, they won't be blaming Biden, especially if he doesn't have anything to sign - they'll be blaming Congress, specifically McCarthy and/or Schumer/Turtle, and they'll hold them accountable.

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#1607
Doocy: Where are you on the idea of presidents pardoning Trump? Biden: *laughs*

 

#1609
Washington is broken. Republicans got outsmarted by a President who can’t find his pants.I’m voting NO on the debt ceiling debacle because playing the DC game isn’t worth selling out our kids and grandkids.

 

#1611
24 minutes ago, Pancho said:
Washington is broken. Republicans got outsmarted by a President who can’t find his pants.I’m voting NO on the debt ceiling debacle because playing the DC game isn’t worth selling out our kids and grandkids.

 

My reply to her:

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#1612
21 minutes ago, kevwun said:

It’s much better for the kids to grow up in a 2nd Great Depression.

I mean, it's gonna happen sooner or later, right?

#1613
30 minutes ago, Pancho said:
Washington is broken. Republicans got outsmarted by a President who can’t find his pants.I’m voting NO on the debt ceiling debacle because playing the DC game isn’t worth selling out our kids and grandkids.

 

If he can’t find his pants and can outsmart the republicans, what does it say about them then?

I know their voters don’t do logic….

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#1614
President Biden's cognitive decline is so severe that to hear the Freedom Caucus tell it, he completely rolled GOP leadership into agreeing to a debt ceiling deal that represents a complete capitulation for Republicans. Just think what he could accomplish if he wasn't so addled!

 

#1615
12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

My reply to her:

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Nancy Mace is maybe the biggest performative cunt in Congress. She’s totally perfected speaking out of both sides of her mouth, flip flopping incessantly and pretending to be an adult while simultaneously acting like a toddler. 

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Remember Tara Reade that pro-Putin grifter who falsely accused Biden of sexual assault, a story people like Ryan Grim ran with, whose links to Russia were dismissed as an outrageous smear against an alleged survivor of assault? Well she’s just announced she has defected to Russia
#1617
8 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

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Remember Tara Reade that pro-Putin grifter who falsely accused Biden of sexual assault, a story people like Ryan Grim ran with, whose links to Russia were dismissed as an outrageous smear against an alleged survivor of assault? Well she’s just announced she has defected to Russia

Huh wild how that one turned out. I wonder what @bad_teammate thinks about it now

#1620
6 hours ago, Pancho said:
Washington is broken. Republicans got outsmarted by a President who can’t find his pants.I’m voting NO on the debt ceiling debacle because playing the DC game isn’t worth selling out our kids and grandkids.

 

She seems awfully proud of not understanding this at all.

#1621
18 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

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Remember Tara Reade that pro-Putin grifter who falsely accused Biden of sexual assault, a story people like Ryan Grim ran with, whose links to Russia were dismissed as an outrageous smear against an alleged survivor of assault? Well she’s just announced she has defected to Russia

I was wondering when the first one was going to head over there. 

Wonder who follows her?

#1623
5 hours ago, The Dog said:

I was wondering when the first one was going to head over there. 

Wonder who follows her?

Tulsi

#1624
I reckon McCarthy got told to make a deal by GOP mega donors who didn't want to lose a huge chunk of their wealth overnight.

This. A thousand percent this.
If he can’t find his pants and can outsmart the republicans, what does it say about them then?
I know their voters don’t do logic….

 

Yeah this is really fun to watch. “He’s 127 years old, can’t count to potato, and just fleeced our party!”

It’s like reading Texags after a loss.
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#1629

Looks like Uncle Joey got a little carried away on Grandpas cough syrup with the pilots. 

Probably because he knows what’s in store this Jobsgiving Eve. Once again our favorite time of the month is here, where the haters, there are many, keep saying “Recession, Recesshin, Russeshin” and Joey keeps pulling a paycheck from behind their ear and saying “Employment, wages up, and strong dollar.”

This month the haters are not even trying. They’re tired of being wrong. They’re tired of their moms calling them and saying “maybe next month, sweetie.” They’re tired of losing every debt ceiling showdown they ever face. Predictions are 190k this month.  What say you non-spaghetti o eating MF’rs?
 

 

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#1630
https://t.co/PLPLtf1wYq"...the poll shows that Biden now leads Trump among registered voters 48% to 41% (up from 45% to 43% in early May). And despite his talking points, DeSantis doesn’t perform any better, trailing Biden by 6 points (40% to 46%)."

 

#1631
On 5/30/2023 at 11:58 AM, Js1 said:

Nancy Mace is maybe the biggest performative cunt in Congress. She’s totally perfected speaking out of both sides of her mouth, flip flopping incessantly and pretending to be an adult while simultaneously acting like a toddler. 

Lol after Cinnamon, Boobert, Marge Two-toes Green, Cancun Cruz, Matt “She’s too old” Gaetz, and Gym?

#1632
5 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
https://t.co/PLPLtf1wYq"...the poll shows that Biden now leads Trump among registered voters 48% to 41% (up from 45% to 43% in early May). And despite his talking points, DeSantis doesn’t perform any better, trailing Biden by 6 points (40% to 46%)."

 

 

 

#1633
Breaking News: U.S. employers added 339,000 jobs in May, an upswing in hiring that defied expectations of a slowdown.Follow our updates.https://t.co/uArjdjcyGx

 

#1634

 

A blistering jobs report! 432,000 w/revisions! US economy so strong. Time for the mighty monthly jobs day thread: 33.8m jobs = 16 yrs Clinton/Obama13.1m jobs = 27 months Biden1.9m jobs = 16 yrs Bush/Bush/Trump Almost 7 times as many Biden jobs as last 3 Rs COMBINED! 1/

 

#1639

The crazy part he won’t get any credit for it 

 

 

Sir, the jobs report is out and it's another good one for the President Biden*quick, talk about inflation!*

 

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#1641
Looks like Uncle Joey got a little carried away on Grandpas cough syrup with the pilots. 
Probably because he knows what’s in store this Jobsgiving Eve. Once again our favorite time of the month is here, where the haters, there are many, keep saying “Recession, Recesshin, Russeshin” and Joey keeps pulling a paycheck from behind their ear and saying “Employment, wages up, and strong dollar.”
This month the haters are not even trying. They’re tired of being wrong. They’re tired of their moms calling them and saying “maybe next month, sweetie.” They’re tired of losing every debt ceiling showdown they ever face. Predictions are 190k this month.  What say you non-spaghetti o eating MF’rs?
 
 

I’ve started really looking forward to these and they just keep being right lmao
#1642
14 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:
https://t.co/PLPLtf1wYq"...the poll shows that Biden now leads Trump among registered voters 48% to 41% (up from 45% to 43% in early May). And despite his talking points, DeSantis doesn’t perform any better, trailing Biden by 6 points (40% to 46%)."

 

That's great and all, but really, all I care about are the statewide polls in GA, VA, NC, WI, PA, AZ, and NV.  

#1643
On 5/30/2023 at 12:20 PM, Pancho said:
Washington is broken. Republicans got outsmarted by a President who can’t find his pants.I’m voting NO on the debt ceiling debacle because playing the DC game isn’t worth selling out our kids and grandkids.

 

She is actually not wrong...... 

 

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#1644
19 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

She is actually not wrong...... 

 

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What is going on here?

 

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#1646
5 minutes ago, F250 said:

What is going on here?

 

 

They accidentally put his diapers on backward.

#1649
2 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Is the jump from 3.7% to 3.4% bad or concerning at all?

Kinda mixed.

One thing to keep in mind is that the BLS releases two separate surveys here. 1) There's the jobs report which comes from a survey of employers, asking how many folks they have on the payroll. 2) Then there's the employment report which is a survey of households, asking people if they are employed and, if not, are they actively looking for work.

So, we have employers stating they've collectively increased their payroll by 339,000 over the last month, AND we have people saying that 310,000 fewer of them have jobs but the workforce participation rate remained flat.

The jobs report will get revised as more data from businesses come in. In which direction, I don't know. I don't believe the household survey is ever revised. I guess one could see it as either an early harbinger or a blip, but we need more months to establish a trend on unemployment either way.

#1650

I’d add on the labor force participation front that ages 25-55 are above pre pandemic levels and as high as they’ve been since before the Great Recession. I think we’ve entered a phase for the boomers - another potentially accelerated by COVID - where their retirements are going to start holding the overall labor participation rate down.

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