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17 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Just because you make shit up in your brain, it doesn’t make it the truth.

I believe you are becoming sentient.

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    Joe drops in to lay his old wrinkly nuts on Marge's ape-like chin. x-post from her dumb thread  

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    Just want to give a shout out to Dark Brandon The remainder of my wife's student loans were forgiven today She/we have been paying on them for 20 plus years We are now 100% debt free

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On 7/26/2023 at 8:02 PM, RDCanecutter said:

Well, uh... go around to bars in quiet parts of towns in France and (twenty+ years ago) you would regularly encounter conspiracy nuts who could go toe-to-toe with our Qtards. And tons of "normal" people who, yes, may be walking past historical sites every day, but their knowledge of the world came from one or two tv shows. Also a bit of cynicism of the "You may fool ze ozzairs but you weel not fool ME!" Very Franch.

Mexico runs in the same groove as France, with an extra scoop of knee-jerk cinicismo. 

I don't know about other countries but these two are where I lived, worked, and had byzantine theories trotted out to me. I don't think we've ever been non-dumb, but with conspiracies it's just now catching up to France.

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30 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Just because you make shit up in your brain, it doesn’t make it the truth.

This is called an accusation in a mirror

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These are just GDP numbers coming back after sitting out COVID

On 7/28/2023 at 10:19 AM, Incredulity said:

But, the RE/Mortgage thread indicates serious stress in that market.  

Yeah stress that we don't have enough houses.

1 hour ago, pacman said:

 

 

 

Comer is going on the networks saying he did confirm it.  Of course, the hearing was behind closed doors, without Democrats attending, behind closed doors, and not under oath.  Fucking Comer is a traitor just like the rest of his fucking party.  

Corrected.  Daniel Goldman did attend and stayed to the end.  Ultimately, the entire GQP is misrepresenting this entire hearing.  What a fucking joke the GQP is.  They are a domestic terror organization.

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7 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Comer is going on the networks saying he did confirm it.  Of course, the hearing was behind closed doors, without Democrats attending, behind closed doors, and not under oath.  Fucking Comer is a traitor just like the rest of his fucking party.  

So is dear old, traitorous Ronnie Jackson....

"Biden answered a call from.his son!" That's proof.

They’re in a tizzy over it over on texaggy. I haven’t followed any of this, like at all, because in the end am I going to vote for a fascist republican? Yeah no

My favorite thing in the next few days is going to be how many republicans come out and say they never answer calls from their kids.

11 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

My favorite thing in the next few days is going to be how many republicans come out and say they never answer calls from their kids.

In their defense, they will likely be telling the truth about that.  They will also leave out that their kids never call them though...

On 7/27/2023 at 2:32 PM, Js1 said:

6th Street Journal thread is so quiet. Incredulity, 52-80, whatever Sack and GRUHorn socks are around these days have gone missing. 

I had an encounter with 52-80 a couple weeks ago. I'd never really noticed him before, but oh man. He's a nutbar. 

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lol

He may be ancient but he lets the kids on his comms staff do the damn thing.

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Well here we are again, jobsgiving eve. Another month of winning brought to you by Joey Two Scoops and his Ice Cream Party. The only party who consistently builds up the fortunes of all in this country and won’t leave you in a Rocky Road. Historic unemployment, fixed 5.5% gains, rising wages and plummeting inflation are just some of the good news to warm up your brain freeze.

JPMorgan and Bank of America said fuck whatever recesshun the Fed was planning, let’s eat. Jpowell is more of a creamsicle guy anyway.

GDP numbers showed it is in-fact all sunshine and rainbow sherbet.

ADP numbers are usually fudgesicle. 

Ice cream puns, blah blah blah, suck it Trump. I will be back next month with a vengeance 

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MAGA fanboi D.C. Draino posted the Dark Brandon Coffee thing and the comments from his followers are predictably hilarious
 

 

 

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+187k jobs

downward revisions of 25k in May and 24k in June

Avg hourly earnings at 33.74

 

14 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

MAGA fanboi D.C. Draino posted the Dark Brandon Coffee thing and the comments from his followers are predictably hilarious
 

 

 

Damn right he is

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21 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

MAGA fanboi D.C. Draino posted the Dark Brandon Coffee thing and the comments from his followers are predictably hilarious
 

 

 

wanna keep my blood pressure low as today's been a good day, but I can probably guess how predictably wrong and awful the comments are

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18 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wanna keep my blood pressure low as today's been a good day, but I can probably guess how predictably wrong and awful the comments are

 

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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he's a senile old kook who doesn't know where he is half the time but the other half of the time he's a dark, evil, criminal mastermind and he's not supposed to be turning our stupid inside joke wink wink into his championship parade.

pick a side, losers.

Glad to see Foxnews learned their lesson from that last law suit 

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they're crying and wetting their pants over "Dark Brandon" when they originated the whole Let's Go Brandon owning-the-libs inanity? JFC.

Live by the Brandon, Die by the Brandon, snowflake incel pussies 

 
With an "I did that!" yard sign.

Trump often talked about bringing charges against his political opponent, but Sleepy Joe had the cahones to actually do it. Sounds like an effective leader to me.

5 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

he's a senile old kook who doesn't know where he is half the time but the other half of the time he's a dark, evil, criminal mastermind and he's not supposed to be turning our stupid inside joke wink wink into his championship parade.

pick a side, losers.

He's a two-face.

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On 8/4/2023 at 4:54 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wanna keep my blood pressure low as today's been a good day, but I can probably guess how predictably wrong and awful the comments are

I wish I hadn't read them. The amount of insane idiots in this country is depressing as hell. 

I just bought a couple Dark Brandon coffee mugs to celebrate Trump's latest indictment. LOCK HIM UP!

4 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Trump was all-talk, no Brandon

or, all hat, no cattle.

On 8/3/2023 at 7:11 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

MAGA fanboi D.C. Draino posted the Dark Brandon Coffee thing and the comments from his followers are predictably hilarious
 

 

 

I wanna hear DC_Draino walk me through the steps of changing a tire without Googling it. Or any other Basic Adult Skill that lumberjacks should know.

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

Tomorrow is CPI report, Friday is PPI report.

CPI report is expected to be higher than last months by 0.2 or 0.3.  It’s understandable because this is the worst summer since 2011 and it’s weighing down everything. Gas prices spiked. Everyone just seems to be holding on for dear life and hoping for fall to get here.

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3.2% inflation yoy. My President playing conductor when everyone else wants to be a pilot.

Choo-Choo Mothafuckaz. Bidenomics has left the station.

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lol, did he call him fat? shoulda just dropped the mic at, "you're too old to vote for me."

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Pretty sure that video is from 4 years ago.

PPI was up more than expected. So let’s say it came in hot cause we like to have fun here.

If a dunce like Steve Doocy can see through this silly charade of an "investigation", maybe it's time to shut it down.  Dong.  No, down.  Whatever.

3 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Pretty sure that video is from 4 years ago.

PPI was up more than expected. So let’s say it came in hot cause we like to have fun here.

new to me. I did like ZERO research last election. anyone with a D next to their name got my vote. fuck the gqp

Fox News panel of puppets and bobble heads are SO MAD Biden co-opted “Brandon” into Dark Brandon merchandising that raises money for his re-election campaign 

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Just now, henrygandorf said:

one of the most creative negative chants of all time!  i love how proud they are of themselves.

remember when joe biden was so shameless that he repurposed it to make a 9 year old autistic kid feel better?

https://www.today.com/parents/parents/phrase-go-brandon-made-one-little-boy-autism-feel-loved-rcna33287

he's a dark, dark bastard.

Creative in that a NASCAR announcer came up with it to cover up their public, classless dumbassery.  My FIL cited that as a case of the MSM lying.  JFC.  

On 8/5/2023 at 9:59 PM, Hookah Horns said:

I wish I hadn't read them. The amount of insane idiots in this country is depressing as hell. 

So I heard that trump is leading biden in the polls at the moment, and I was going to ask how the fuck is that possible, and then ^^^^ I got my answer.

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