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If you like Texas football and open this thread. Be prepared to spend 1K on NIL

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You fuckers. It's time to put up or shut up. 1k, do it like a boss and don't even show up. Want to talk to eight win Esteban? Probably not. Wanna hang out with soberish CDC? Not a chance. 

You do it because you want Texas athletes to be incredible leaders in their communities. 

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More info to get updated in OP. 

https://texasonefund.kindful.com/e/houstonhh

Do it or never bitch about donors or NIL again…also you’re poor

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Oh shit oh shit I didn’t mean to click this thread. I don’t have $1,000. 

Are we allowed to spend NIL money on a competent coach? 

41 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Do it or never bitch about donors or NIL again…also you’re poor

A bold strategy for soliciting donations!

The way my bank account is set up 

 

this is fucking tits tho 

8 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

A bold strategy for soliciting donations!

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11 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Meh, Houston. That city is a shit hole /ducks

Spoiler

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Almost stepped in this while taking pictures of a building I'm doing some work on. 

Shit hole is accurate

 

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21 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

A bold strategy for soliciting donations!

Someone’s gotta be bold otherwise we will just have to be content with 5-7 seasons in perpetuity 

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Do it or never bitch about donors or NIL again…also you’re poor

I'm poor or I'd fly to Houston and spend the money

I’m in. Post the link when you have it. 

1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Oh shit oh shit I didn’t mean to click this thread. I don’t have $1,000. 

I clicked into an incognito tab just in case

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I am indeed poor, however if I had it, it would go to Texas Football. Anyway, as always, I appreciate the efforts of those in charge here.

There is no god damn way HCC lets immamac in. 

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6 hours ago, immamac said:

I'll take 9 other posters. Top 9 in rep in this thread get seats. We are in for 10.

This usually works lol

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Uhhh I'm just gonna go find a cash machine....

8 hours ago, immamac said:

I'll take 9 other posters. Top 9 in rep in this thread get seats. We are in for 10.


This means I am actually going to have to finally meet some of you in person. The thought is kind of terrifying. 

All the cool kids are gonna be there. Are you a cool kid? If you don’t go, then you most certainly aren’t.

35 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


This means I am actually going to have to finally meet some of you in person. The thought is kind of terrifying. 

I’ll be the guy that looks like Pre-FAU Herman

There’s nothing more I’d like to do than go there and give Sark a piece of my mind. But in reality I’d probably just stand in the corner and ask CTJ what life is like at home with Sydney and the kids. 

15 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Do it or never bitch about donors or NIL again…also you’re poor

Need you or one of the others here to join me at a basketball game this season. Guarantee a lot of fellow season ticket holders in Germania club have forgotten or have no clue about Texas One Fund. Oh and feel free to give CDC & Hartzell a piece of your mind. They’re there every game. Sark made his appearance again too last night.

Big ups to all the ballers making Texas the leader in NIL.  Seriously - appreciate all that you guys have done to organize and contribute.  

15 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

 

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. 

I'm paying for Texas tuition for one kid and hopefully a second next fall.  Until they get through school, I ain't paying for any football players. 

Good deal, though.  Hook'em!

2 hours ago, Okcool said:

Need you or one of the others here to join me at a basketball game this season. Guarantee a lot of fellow season ticket holders in Germania club have forgotten or have no clue about Texas One Fund. Oh and feel free to give CDC & Hartzell a piece of your mind. They’re there every game. Sark made his appearance again too last night.

Now THIS is how you humble brag

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Let me put it in a way that more people will understand. The people hosting this dinner are tired of having to do virtually all the NIL funding outside of what we've put together here. 

The sustainability of the current status quo is not there and more people need to get involved even if it's just 1k at a time. 

1 hour ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Would you like to explain that to my wife?

I mean, I can try but you probably won't like how that goes , 🤣🤣🤣

2 hours ago, tejas60 said:

is there a dress code? cause I don't dress up.


I don’t do country clubs and I’m not showing up looking like some fucking frat boy golf prick with boat shoes and a sport coat. You won’t be alone. 

2 hours ago, tejas60 said:

is there a dress code? cause I don't dress up.

Wrangler 13MWZ or GTFO. I’ve dressed for other people as much as I’m going to (kids’ weddings excluded, I suppose) in this life.

2 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Would you like to explain that to my wife?

The way @immamac has been recruiting for NIL efforts, do you trust him around your wife?

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3 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Do they have plans to do this elsewhere in addition to Houston?

Seriously. Driving to Houston on a Tuesday night is a tougher sell than the $1k dinner 

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