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Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC

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Just now, taybo20 said:

fuck maher. he needs to be let go no doubt after the game at  at halftime

 

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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

They blew the whistle while he was still on his feet moving forward....

Yea.... that was wild.  Giving them a timeout a little.... early.

Just now, taybo20 said:

fuck maher. he needs to be let go no doubt after the game

Pretty sure you can't pick up players in the post season....stuck with what you got.

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

My son is convinced the he could make 1MM a year as an nfl kicker. He is in 6th grade. 

$660k was the lowest salary this year.  Average salary is apparently $2.5 million.  Not a bad idea...assuming he can kick.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

They blew the whistle while he was still on his feet moving forward....

yep...and got the timeout lol

It's funny dudes were half heatedly patting him on the helmet like c'mon we got you it's all good... After the first two misses ..

Bruh three in a row?

Fuck off and let the backup QB try to drop kick it through or just go for 2

 

 

 

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Idk if that’s a record for XP misses in a game but might as well try to break it at this point.

Vindicated!

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Maher looked like he was taking mental inventory of all the sharp objects that might be in the locker room. 

Surely some dude on the team kicked in high school.  Give them a try, at least on the extra points.  Get Maher out of his head.

Just now, Augustus said:

WTF was that whistle lol?

this. they blew the whistle before the play was dead and gave them a second back.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Pretty sure you can't pick up players in the post season....stuck with what you got.

unless Maher dies in a mysterious blimp accident

oh fuck. Parsons limping

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Just now, taybo20 said:

yep...and got the timeout lol

 

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5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I'm not blaming Maher.

Did you not blame Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn when he walked three straight guys on 12 pitches?

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Pretty sure you can't pick up players in the post season....stuck with what you got.

Yea you can..... would be a free agent.  I think there's a limit though.

Just now, Captain Obvious said:

$660k was the lowest salary this year.  Average salary is apparently $2.5 million.  Not a bad idea...assuming he can kick.

He’s got a big leg on the soccer field from the left foot. 

Parsons getting hurt on a play that really didn’t matter would be peak cowboys.  
 

Got don’t do this. 

On that play before, why they fuck was Diggs 40 yards off Evans and left the sideline wide open? Fucking stupid

1 minute ago, rage-a-holic said:

unless Maher dies in a mysterious blimp accident

That's how I plan to go.

Maher has the yips, and now Micah has the limps. 
 

Someone get Mr. Myagi into that lockerroom asap. 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Larson limping 

or Parsons pimping

1 minute ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

That's how I plan to go.

Oh the humanity. 

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Looked like his ankle.

He was rubbing the outside of his knee as he walked off.

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Pretty sure you can't pick up players in the post season....stuck with what you got.

Yeah you're right. Just really sucks

5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Twitter and Instagram is going off 

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8 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

My son is convinced the he could make 1MM a year as an nfl kicker. He is in 6th grade. 

F's sake.  I hit both of the 32 yarders I attempted at the Texas spring game 4 years ago.  I play soccer, but had never attempted a FG before.  If my lame ass can do it, a professional should be able to do as much.

sucks to lose Parsons on a meaningless play. 
What are the NFL rules for signing FAs during the playoffs? 

Pretty sure the Cowboys could work out a FA kicker this week if we move on. He could play next week.

guessing we need 10 points this half.  a stop on the first drive would help.

Normally I'd say the PAT misses were more Tom Brady voodoo where his opponents in the playoffs always find a way to choke the game away.  

But he's playing awful and the Bucs look awful all around, so, I think we're totally in the clear, guys.  Nothing to worry about whatsoever.  Cell phone flop out the tickets to the divisional round.

9 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

 

Maher’s gonna need to learn to flip burgers after this performance.

Gotta shut down this first drive and force Brady to pass (can't believe I just typed that) BUT behind that offensive line he seems like he is in trouble.

 

2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

 

Maher’s gonna need to learn to flip burgers after this performance.

Nah he's made enough money that he'll have to learn to supervise the dudes flipping burgers at his franchised Wendy's 

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

At this point he needs to aim to miss

Think he did on that third one.  Pushed the first two right and then kicked that one straight left.

4 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Normally I'd say the PAT misses were more Tom Brady voodoo where his opponents in the playoffs always find a way to choke the game away.  

But he's playing awful and the Bucs look awful all around, so, I think we're totally in the clear, guys.  Nothing to worry about whatsoever.  Cell phone flop out the tickets to the divisional round.

Nice jinx

It's not like we just watched a 27 point lead get blown

Great Dak half after the first 2 drives. Dude is amped and attacking. When he's running and getting yards on the ground he is always a better QB 

8 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Larson limping 

The pitcher?   

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