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1 minute ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Your mom sucks

Fuck you. And your mother. That skank-ass bitch. 

Edited by Tex Pete

How does one thread get fucked up like that? Never seen it happen. 

Anything material happen (other than Tex Pete’s mom getting a train run on her) since Mpagi?

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3 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

Anything material happen (other than Tex Pete’s mom getting a train run on her) since Mpagi?

Not sure if material but ej did a periscope.

Did someone inform the IT department? Or do we need to submit a ticket?

26 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Did someone inform the IT department? Or do we need to submit a ticket?

Jesus, this is too easy.  I'll let someone else finish this one. 

48 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

Anything material happen (other than Tex Pete’s mom getting a train run on her) since Mpagi?

My mom would tear your Vienna sausage off and shove it up your nostril. 

I want a refund - NOW! To whom it may concern, please send me a check for $0 addressed to Dbeasy.

I can confirm that Johnson made it.

 

That'll be 9.95

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Looks like Tufono went HAM at the Co-Op

 

Advantage aggy

This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me. 

I'm told by sources close to the action that the overlords are compiling videos obtained from watching from our or nearby computers. Most are like the below.

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images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRGH_DPAb0QbyyjJvWMU0i

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This is common for reading that someone liked a post:

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I was told everything was going to be okay.

17 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Time for everyone to go back to Shaggy. 

Where are we supposed to find a delorean big enough?

13 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

So, uhhh...how'd the Heat Wave go? 

 It broke the fucking thread 

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me. 

Even worse than that time you walked in on @South Austin banging your mom?

23 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

Is this the thread where Waddle commits?

he’s been a silent for a while now. 

7 minutes ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

Even worse than that time you walked in on @South Austin banging your mom?

I'm used to that, by now. 

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Did someone inform the IT department? Or do we need to submit a ticket?

I'm on with IT right now but I can't understand a word they are saying.  

3 minutes ago, stork642 said:

I'm on with IT right now but I can't understand a word they are saying.  

Are they like, the recruit is looking to commit this week but the timeline is not certain and he may want to cool things down but nothing is known for sure. 

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