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Who the hell argues with fast food workers? 

Dude went home and took a hit of his own rat poison to try to spin up a lawsuit.

That's not already an ingredient in Taco Bell food? 

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2 hours ago, Js1 said:

That's not already an ingredient in Taco Bell food? 

It would be the most expensive ingredient in any of their food.

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Who the hell argues with fast food workers? 

This. Order messed up? Be polite about it or just take the loss and move on. 

13 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

This. Order messed up? Be polite about it or just take the loss and move on. 

The worker's either a child, or an adult with limited options. But some people get their jollies punching down.

2 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

This. Order messed up? Be polite about it or just take the loss and move on. 

I usually just take the L. 99.9% chance whatever I get in that bag I can/will eat if it’s a fast food restaurant. There’s only so many things on the menu. It’s chicken or beef, basically. (Maybe a fish sandwich at some places)

Thinking about it, the rat poison probably came from the rats they use for "ground beef".

28 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I usually just take the L. 99.9% chance whatever I get in that bag I can/will eat if it’s a fast food restaurant. There’s only so many things on the menu. It’s chicken or beef, basically. (Maybe a fish sandwich at some places)

Especially since the taco bell menu is basically the same 6 or 7 items, just distributed in a different fashion and in different proportions. 

5 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Who the hell argues with fast food workers? 

Dude went home and took a hit of his own rat poison to try to spin up a lawsuit.

I always am a bit surprised when they get everything correct.

5 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Who the hell argues with fast food workers? 

 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

I usually just take the L. 99.9% chance whatever I get in that bag I can/will eat if it’s a fast food restaurant. There’s only so many things on the menu. It’s chicken or beef, basically. (Maybe a fish sandwich at some places)

beef?   LOL.  At Taco Bell?

what ever happened to settling things like they do at Popeye's, Waffle House, or Chuck E. Cheese and just fighting it out.....and you know there is no rat poison st Chuck E. Cheese because you can't be disrespecting the mascot like that

bad day at Denny's too (story on the side of the Taco Bell link)

https://foxsanantonio.com/newsletter-daily/three-hospitalized-after-dennys-sign-falls-on-top-of-car-critical-condition-hospital-elizabethtown-kentucky-passenger-parked#

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3 hours ago, Js1 said:

I usually just take the L. 99.9% chance whatever I get in that bag I can/will eat if it’s a fast food restaurant. There’s only so many things on the menu. It’s chicken or beef, basically. (Maybe a fish sandwich at some places)

Yep.  I’ve been given the wrong food.  Been shorted food and if I can’t get my way I usually take the L.  Also as someone who’s worked at and owned restaurants and bars, the public can be really hard to deal with 

5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Also as a human being who’s got a functioning brain, I know people are the fucking worst.

There you go…

But as a past waiter, I agree you learn faster in the food industry.  

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2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

There you go…

But as a past waiter, I agree you learn faster in the food industry.  

As a past waiter I’ve also learned not to fuck with the waiter before I get my food. Not saying I’ve seen shit hut I’ve heard

I'm gonna throw the bs flag on this one.  I'm gonna say he faked his order being wrong.  Ate the rat poison he bought from wherever you buy rat poison from to try to get a payout from Taco Bell.  Not a chance Taco Bell tells their employees to put out rat poison if they have a rodent problem.  That shit is contracted out.  Their employees can't even get their order right, how you gonna trust them to deal with poison

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Yep.  I’ve been given the wrong food.  Been shorted food and if I can’t get my way I usually take the L.  Also as someone who’s worked at and owned restaurants and bars, the public can be really hard to deal with 

I only worked in one bar, but our clientele spent half their time bragging about how rich they were, and the other half crying trying to get free shit.

Never argue with workers in restaurants which make or deliver your food. You're just asking for them to give you extra sauce or ingredients.

3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Never argue with workers in restaurants which make or deliver your food. 

Isn’t that all of them?  

2 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Isn’t that all of them?  

It's prob ok to talk shit to the hostess.

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8 hours ago, crash_davis said:

It's prob ok to talk shit to the hostess.

Wouldn’t even do that.  Alot of them are banging the line cook that cooks your food

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2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Wouldn’t even do that.  A lot them are banging the line cook that cooks your food or the waiter

fify

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

It's prob ok to talk shit to the hostess.

Depends. At a really good restaurant, she's probably a "legitimate businessman's" niece. At some country-ass rest-stop, her daddy knows the sheriff.

Probably the only safe food-related meltdown is to go to the grocery store and clog up the check-out line searching for a check to fill out.

Everyone should have to wait tables or work retail for 6 months. 

Just now, Sawbonz said:

Everyone should have to wait tables or work retail for 6 months. 

Or work tier-1 tech support, all the same circle of hell

3 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Or work tier-1 tech support, all the same circle of hell

I already restarted the computer, unplugged the router for 1 minute and restarted it, uninstalled the program then reinstalled and updated with the firewall and antivirus off. JUST COME DOWN HERE AND FUCKING FIX IT!!!!!

17 hours ago, Js1 said:

I usually just take the L. 99.9% chance whatever I get in that bag I can/will eat if it’s a fast food restaurant. There’s only so many things on the menu. It’s chicken or beef, basically. (Maybe a fish sandwich at some places)

Just by going to a fast food restaurant you are already assuming the L. Anything positive that happens in the experience is just house money.

4 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I already restarted the computer, unplugged the router for 1 minute and restarted it, uninstalled the program then reinstalled and updated with the firewall and antivirus off. JUST COME DOWN HERE AND FUCKING FIX IT!!!!!

Problem is, you're losing data. It's leaking out of those slits where you hear that fan noise. Cover those slits with duct tape and the data should top back up again.

16 hours ago, FartingMonk said:

I'm gonna throw the bs flag on this one.  I'm gonna say he faked his order being wrong.  Ate the rat poison he bought from wherever you buy rat poison from to try to get a payout from Taco Bell.  Not a chance Taco Bell tells their employees to put out rat poison if they have a rodent problem.  That shit is contracted out.  Their employees can't even get their order right, how you gonna trust them to deal with poison

https://kdvr.com/news/local/no-evidence-found-that-taco-bell-placed-rat-poison-in-customers-taco/

8 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Interesting.  Rat poison is present but no proof it was placed by Taco employee 

Nick Saban did it 

On 1/19/2023 at 5:43 PM, Blotto said:

Especially since the taco bell menu is basically the same 6 or 7 items, just distributed in a different fashion and in different proportions. 

The Mike Leach offense in restaurant form. 

17 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

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"I believe there'll be no charge on this two-four of beer."

Should we change the thread name to "What is wrong with you, hostile dipshit poor that poisoned his own food?"

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