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It's game day bitches. Let's get it on. Horns up! I'll be on the road through back country most of the day so hoping the find radio stations to pick the game up. If not, keep me in the loop.

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  • Look at all these little bitches in this thread not only calling this game over but also the season. If you don't have the stomach for the ride maybe you should take some time during this rain delay a

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Defense is going to be key today. UNC and OSU both looked like chumps in the field yesterday during the day and it hurt them both bad. Solid start from Kingham is going to be critical obviously but we also need to see the bottom half of the lineup step up. When we have had a lot of success at Omaha, there’s always unexpected guys who get really hot...like will crouch and maroul in 05 and Rowe in 09. 

Need mason and all the guys below him to start making better contact. 

Fuck the hillbilly piggies. 

Just kind of statistically, apart from matchups and individual performances, I like the fact that we're 0-2 against them.  Sweeps are hard and I would say that probability is against them making it 3-0.

I was in right field for the game last night and the wind blowing in was pretty brutal.  There were some hard hit balls that just died out there.  If the wind is like that today even Kody won't be able to put one out in right. 

Today I'll be in row 5 in the section just past the horns dugout on the home plate side.  Look for me on tv, I'll be the guy wearing a burnt orange shirt and a longhorn hat.

13 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I was in right field for the game last night and the wind blowing in was pretty brutal.  There were some hard hit balls that just died out there.  If the wind is like that today even Kody won't be able to put one out in right. 

Today I'll be in row 5 in the section just past the horns dugout on the home plate side.  Look for me on tv, I'll be the guy wearing a burnt orange shirt and a longhorn hat.

Start pointing at the arky team and get on tv man. then go bitch slap that fat white trash piggy fan that points at everyone.

Start pointing at the arky team and get on tv man. then go bitch slap that fat white trash piggy fan that points at everyone.


Take his hat off, stomp on it and toss it three sections down.

lets go bitches ! fuck r-kansas . going to get a pork chop from coopers in llano .just seems right .

18 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

 


Take his hat off, stomp on it and toss it three sections down.

 

And don't forget to throw a coke on him.

48 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Just kind of statistically, apart from matchups and individual performances, I like the fact that we're 0-2 against themSweeps are hard and I would say that probability is against them making it 3-0.

This was the case in '05. Couldn't beat Rapelor. In fact they owned us that year (conference and B12 tourney). Augie was asked about Texas' bracket at Omaha that year before any games were played and he stated (paraphrasing),.... Well, we start with a team we can't beat and if we get by them we have to play the #1 team in the country......

Pretty sure I saw Pierce will be wearing Augie's # 16 today....

 

TEXAS!!

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1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Walking to the park now and this place is overrun with hogs. Kid of like the infestation we had at the ranch last year.

The stench must be godawful. Hook'em!



so hoping the find radio stations to pick the game up. If not, keep me in the loop.


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You should buy one of those cellular phones that comes with internets
Out in an area without data service and wife's burb doesn't have satellite radio. FML.
1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m leetty nervous Gents.  Real nervous 

 Get some ointment and rub it on your pussy. 

I'm expecting one, possibly 2 staredowns to the other dugout today.

Today I'll be in row 5 in the section just past the horns dugout on the home plate side.  Look for me on tv, I'll be the guy wearing a burnt orange shirt and a longhorn hat.

Miscalculation. I’m right next to the hog dugout
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18 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

I'm expecting one, possibly 2 staredowns to the other dugout today.

Shart on the bump?

Let's get this honest-to-God interstate hate-fest on! Fuck the piggys.

 

Hook'em! [emoji869][emoji243]

 

 

7 minutes ago, Austin Orange said:

Shart on the bump?

Kingham, but pls no aggro from the mound.

Looking for a bar near DT Austin that will have the sound on for the game. I'm guessing most places will be showing the World Cup. Any ideas?

I hate Arkansas more than anything not named Oklahoma.

I'm still mad about that piece of shit no-namer trying to break Vince's ankle after a play in 2004.

As a state they are responsible for Jerry Jones, Barry Switzer and fucking Wal-Mart.

Let's fuck these bitches up and send them back to their cousins for comfort. Fuck Arkansas.


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Just now, Rusty Shackleford said:

Looking for a bar near DT Austin that will have the sound on for the game. I'm guessing most places will be showing the World Cup. Any ideas?

Champions

2 hours ago, Tailgate said:

 


Take his hat off, stomp on it and toss it three sections down.

 

Wipe it on your junk and rub it in his pig face.

24 minutes ago, Wally Banger said:

I hate Arkansas more than anything not named Oklahoma.

I'm still mad about that piece of shit no-namer trying to break Vince's ankle after a play in 2004.

As a state they are responsible for Jerry Jones, Barry Switzer and fucking Wal-Mart.

Let's fuck these bitches up and send them back to their cousins for comfort. Fuck Arkansas.


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All of this 

29 minutes ago, Rusty Shackleford said:

Looking for a bar near DT Austin that will have the sound on for the game. I'm guessing most places will be showing the World Cup. Any ideas?

What's a World Cup?

From just outside the ATL, where I’m totally surrounded by SEC /ACC knuckledraggers...

F.I.G.H.T.

Walking to the park now and this place is overrun with hogs. Kind of like the infestation we had at the ranch last year.
 

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