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Y’all are nuts. You can blame Dak for this. Cool. 
 

But I’ll never agree that he just “can’t do it” unless it’s solely in regards tot he cowboys. 

 

Put him in this SF offense and it’s even more potent Becuase they’re not asking the QB to save them every game like Dallas does. 
 

Dak isn’t Rodgers or Mahomes. No one would ever say that. But much like every other franchise QB you gotta put him in positions to succeed.  Dallas is horrible at that.  And we’ve been saying it all year.  They ask him to bail them out all the time.  Sometimes he does. Sometimes he doesn’t and unfortunately the ones he doesn’t is the ones you hang your hat on. 
 

but all y’all see is “Dak sucks” fuck y’all. I hope to god they cut or trade him away from you bums. You do not deserve a good QB and you’ve been blessed with 2 underrated ones for the last 17-18 years.  
 

I can’t wait for him to prove you guys wrong.  

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The eagles are going to run a train in this team. Fuck 2023 

So one year later and we are gonna get the same basic ending

 

Cool...cool

Just now, mdmost said:

And they're stuck with Zeke and Dak's contracts. Jerry the GM strikes again. Football man. 

Common problem is Jerry Jones.  Has been since 1994.

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

The common thread of the Cowboys is the owner.  Jerry Jones is the problem and has been since Jimmy Johnson left because he could work with Jones.  Jones hired Barry Switzer then sold his soul for that Super Bowl win 2 years later and the Cowboys have been shit since.

Switzer crashed the car Johnson built, just as it crossed that last finish line. 

Prepping myself to go walk the dogs

Hoping for a miracle though

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

And they're stuck with Zeke and Dak's contracts. Jerry the GM strikes again. Football man. 

Zekes can be shed this offseason.  If they don’t it’s gross mismanagement and shows they’re not serious about winning a SB.

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Just now, mdmost said:

And they're stuck with Zeke and Dak's contracts. Jerry the GM strikes again. Football man. 

28 years without SB appearance.

I've never seen a 12 win team in more need of a complet rebuild. Fire the coach and the entire staff, get rid of the QB..

4 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Fall down in bounds, you stupid fuck

Just like Auburn v Alabama in the Iron Bowl.

Dak is hard to watch

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

So one year later and we are gonna get the same basic ending

 

Cool...cool

New season, same script

Dak is regressing.  The look on his face after that last interception said everything.  He's had his chance, and he's average at best.  It's really fucking hard to win a Super Bowl with an average QB.

McCarthy is a less than average coach.  He's just not good.

The Jones are terrible owners.

Sorry, Cowboys fans, but you are fucked.  This will take years to undo, because they're not bad enough to get good picks and their payroll is atrocious.

Why do we never try to get Turpin in space on offense 

Just now, Doc Daneeka said:

Switzer crashed the car Johnson built, just as it crossed that last finish line. 

Yep.  Like I said.  Jerry made a deal with the devil for that win in 1996.  Jerry is the fucking problem.

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Common problem is Jerry Jones.  Has been since 1994.

Once again this year the nemesis comes for the hubris.

Just now, dcar00 said:

prescott is dumb.

I'm not sure he has a moron level IQ

Dumbest last 3 minutes of a game I have seen lately. They could not have played this any worse.

9 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

probably ever given the crazy money these days. 

I think their contracts, combined, when signed add up to about $250,000,000

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

Why in the fuck do you catch that punt?

Turpin’s decisions on punts have been stupid all year.

 

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

Y’all are nuts. You can blame Dak for this. Cool. 
 

But I’ll never agree that he just “can’t do it” unless it’s solely in regards tot he cowboys. 

 

Put him in this SF offense and it’s even more potent Becuase they’re not asking the QB to save them every game like Dallas does. 
 

Dak isn’t Rodgers or Mahomes. No one would ever say that. But much like every other franchise QB you gotta put him in positions to succeed.  Dallas is horrible at that.  And we’ve been saying it all year.  They ask him to bail them out all the time.  Sometimes he does. Sometimes he doesn’t and unfortunately the ones he doesn’t is the ones you hang your hat on. 
 

but all y’all see is “Dak sucks” fuck y’all. I hope to god they cut or trade him away from you bums. You do not deserve a good QB and you’ve been blessed with 2 underrated ones for the last 17-18 years.  
 

I can’t wait for him to prove you guys wrong.  

All Dak had to do today was make basic plays at the QB position and not turn the ball over. He had to score 20 fucking points. 

You're acting like San Fran just hung 35. 

Hilarious, now the refs remember the OOB rules. 

That's a bitch of a rule I didn't know about

You have to be moving FORWARD when going out of bounds, if you want the clock to stop

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3 minutes ago, Drew said:

Y’all are nuts. You can blame Dak for this. Cool. 
 

But I’ll never agree that he just “can’t do it” unless it’s solely in regards tot he cowboys. 

 

Put him in this SF offense and it’s even more potent Becuase they’re not asking the QB to save them every game like Dallas does. 
 

Dak isn’t Rodgers or Mahomes. No one would ever say that. But much like every other franchise QB you gotta put him in positions to succeed.  Dallas is horrible at that.  And we’ve been saying it all year.  They ask him to bail them out all the time.  Sometimes he does. Sometimes he doesn’t and unfortunately the ones he doesn’t is the ones you hang your hat on. 
 

but all y’all see is “Dak sucks” fuck y’all. I hope to god they cut or trade him away from you bums. You do not deserve a good QB and you’ve been blessed with 2 underrated ones for the last 17-18 years.  
 

I can’t wait for him to prove you guys wrong.  

Are

You

Retarded

?

 

Dak Prescott hasn’t played well this year and absolutely lost this game for Dallas.

4 minutes ago, Drew said:

Y’all are nuts. You can blame Dak for this. Cool. 
 

But I’ll never agree that he just “can’t do it” unless it’s solely in regards tot he cowboys. 

 

Put him in this SF offense and it’s even more potent Becuase they’re not asking the QB to save them every game like Dallas does. 
 

Dak isn’t Rodgers or Mahomes. No one would ever say that. But much like every other franchise QB you gotta put him in positions to succeed.  Dallas is horrible at that.  And we’ve been saying it all year.  They ask him to bail them out all the time.  Sometimes he does. Sometimes he doesn’t and unfortunately the ones he doesn’t is the ones you hang your hat on. 
 

but all y’all see is “Dak sucks” fuck y’all. I hope to god they cut or trade him away from you bums. You do not deserve a good QB and you’ve been blessed with 2 underrated ones for the last 17-18 years.  
 

I can’t wait for him to prove you guys wrong.  

Dak ain't good enough to win it all with any team.

Sorry Cowboys fans, don't know how you pay so much goddamned money to watch this crap.  

Good news is, cheer for a 49ers/Bengals Super Bowl.  San Francisco has Texas-Ex Ossai, Cincinnati has former Longhorn Omenihu.  No idea where they are on the depth chart and don't give fuck one...but either way...a Longhorn gets a Super Bowl ring so our 7-6 team next year has something to look forward to seeing.  

Ha. Can't even think to get his 2nd foot down. 

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Turpin’s decisions on punts have been stupid all year.

 

He should be their first cut.  Does nothing else and return game is just not that big a part of today's NFL.  Then the dumb shit.

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

But all y’all see is “Dak sucks” fuck y’all. I hope to god they cut or trade him away from you bums. You do not deserve a good QB and you’ve been blessed with 2 underrated ones for the last 17-18 years.  

 

I can’t wait for him to prove you guys wrong.  

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