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7 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

McCarthy and his coordinators are the reason we went 12-5 in back to back years. This team has a QB and WR issue. It idiotically decided to pay Dak and let Cooper walk. 

Never got the zeke extension. Easy to say in hindsight.  Also why let cooper leave?

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16 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Dallas fans being too hard on their team. That game was stressful as fuck. Dak and Lamb are gamers and that front 7 is a pain in the ass. Get a lockdown corner and a safety and they are in the Super Bowl.

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29 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

I was in college when that happened.  I think it was him Bo Scaife, Shanny, and BJ Johnson who did it

Babers not BJ. 

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Easy to say in hindsight.

foresight, too.

5 minutes ago, Captain Obvious said:

I'm actually okay with the decision to pay Dak simply based on how poorly the NFL and Jerry Jones is in particular at drafting QBs.  Yes, Dak is basically Kirk Cousins at this point, but I have zero confidence in the Jones clan identifying, drafting, and coaching up another qb to league average level in the next 5-10 years, if not longer.

Someone pulled their numbers. Same guy and I’m not sure that Kirk has actually played with more talent

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Never got the zeke extension. Easy to say in hindsight.  Also why let cooper leave?

The Zeke thing was incredibly easy to predict.  Don't need hindsight or to be a NFL insider to know what was going to happen.

5 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I actually think McCarthy got about as much as can be gotten out of the Cowboys.

As a neutral, I'd have to agree.

This just isn't a championship roster.  It's not even a top 4 roster, to be honest.  They're somewhere between 5 and 8 in the NFL, and that equals divisional round and out more often than not.  This feels like a par to me.

I’m thinking this team has reached their pinnacle with this QB, this OC, and this wildly overpaid RB.  Dad, Dak, Dak………

46 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

and I would kill every last one of you to have had somebody like Simms as a QB in the last 12 years (though hopefully that is turning)

Arrested Development Narrator: "It wasn't"

Just now, TexArcher said:

As a neutral, I'd have to agree.

This just isn't a championship roster.  It's not even a top 4 roster, to be honest.  They're somewhere between 5 and 8 in the NFL, and that equals divisional round and out more often than not.  This feels like a par to me.

Exactly, they're old on the OL and in key positions. 

1 minute ago, Horn Draoi said:

I’m thinking this team has reached their pinnacle with this QB, this OC, and this wildly overpaid RB.  Dad, Dak, Dak………

If that's the case, I'll enjoy the next few years before it all goes to shit and we trot out the new versions of Quincy Carter, Anthony Wright, Ryan Leaf, Clint Stoerner, Chad Hutchinson, Drew Henson, and the corpses of Vinny Testaverde and Drew Bledsoe over the course of 5-7 years.

36 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

I don’t give a shit about Simms, or his hurt feelings, or Shanahan, though I’d kill to have him coach the Boys. I’m certainly not rooting for a Niners SB, ever. I’ll take Philly all day there. Give me either team out of the AFC to upset those morons. 

A perfectly reasonable take for a Cowboys fan. This is a classic meteor game.

What's it cost for Cowboys to release Zeke now??? 

Edit... found this.    Looks cheaper now

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35 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Dallas fans being too hard on their team. That game was stressful as fuck. Dak and Lamb are gamers and that front 7 is a pain in the ass. Get a lockdown corner and a safety and they are in the Super Bowl.

Hey Dak: 

 

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49 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

The ball was supposed to immediately go back to Dak,

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1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

Savage as fuck.

And fucking funny 

43 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Dallas fans being too hard on their team. That game was stressful as fuck. Dak and Lamb are gamers and that front 7 is a pain in the ass. Get a lockdown corner and a safety and they are in the Super Bowl.


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7 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

 

Fractures are often easier to recover from than freakin' high ankle sprains that linger on and on and on...  

8 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

And fuck me.  It just hit me I was a sophomore at Texas when the last NFC Champ appearance happened........I have a fucking sophomore at Texas.

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Who was the dude that got in a fist fight with his dad over a soccer game?

Just now, Sawbonz said:

Who was the dude that got in a fist fight with his dad over a soccer game?

JNip I believe

Don’t care if someone else said this. The Defense did their job and held SF under 20. Dak and the offense sucked. 

50 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

McCarthy isn’t going anywhere, Jones says. It’s all irrelevant until Jerry dies or his family sales the team (which prob never happens) anyway. 
 

 

Wow. He’s shitfaced. 

6 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

This aged well….

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Better than those tits will age. 

15 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

JNip I believe

That was so awesome 

Just now, Pig Bellmont said:

Don’t care if someone else said this. The Defense did their job and held SF under 20. Dak and the offense sucked. 

It can’t be said enough. Unfortunately, neither QB was asked to do a whole lot here. I expected more from Dak than I did a rookie who was the last pick in the draft and has only been in 7 starts. Kyle S told Purdy whatever he did to protect that ball. It’s football 101. Defense played well enough for us to win. What we couldn’t do was turn the ball over. Cannot do. A QB with 7 years in the League shouldn’t be making those mistakes in a tight defensive game. I expected that would happen with Purdy who has no real expectation of being the “guy” in SF. But he didn’t throw two picks. That’s a huge difference for me. Jerruh and true Boys are in cap hell because Jerruh is a damn asshole. Fuck Jerruh.

I can now without reservation root unabashedly for the Bengals. They will kick KC’s ass in KC. Sorry my shirt’s luck wore off. I figured we’d get stomped next week. I just wanted to get by SF. Losing Pollard sucks. Our kicker finally was able to get rid of some issues. The difference in a close defensive game was turnovers. We needed to win that battle and we did not. 

The game was lost when Diggs dropped the INT. I also feel like he could have broken up the Kittle tip drill ball that turned the game for good.

19 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

This aged well….

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Relax everyone. She’ll still be a classless ho next year too 

Weird similar tar pit dynamics with Dak and Jimbo. Hard to get rid of some folks. Time is a flat circle 

I hadn’t really looked at the stats but when Zeke wasn’t being thrown around or trucked he had 26 yds on 10 attempts. How can he be so broken…like Frank Gore was basically 40 and had better stats…I do not understand. We’ll lose Quinn because he is interviewing…this sucks. 

I don’t know how those of y’all that double dip do it. Watching Texas the past decade-plus has been enough of a kick in the nuts. I can’t imagine waking up the next day and doing it over again with the cowboys.

3 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

I don’t know how those of y’all that double dip do it. Watching Texas the past decade-plus has been enough of a kick in the nuts. I can’t imagine waking up the next day and doing it over again with the cowboys.

Well, the alternative is the Texans.

14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I hadn’t really looked at the stats but when Zeke wasn’t being thrown around or trucked he had 26 yds on 10 attempts. How can he be so broken…like Frank Gore was basically 40 and had better stats…I do not understand. We’ll lose Quinn because he is interviewing…this sucks. 

Frank Gore is the outlier.  Zeke is a fairly typical example of how broken an NFL running back gets well before age 30.  He's just out of gas.

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