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Yeah. Chill the f out dude. 

My boners are all tucked into their waistline. 

1 hour ago, NOMAAA said:

Yeah. Chill the f out dude. 

My boners are all tucked into their waistline. 

I’m chill. And he hit those out like boners in sweatpants. 

7 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

I’m chill. And he hit those out like boners in sweatpants. 

Not you. Him. 

Anyone else been to 10+ games at the trop?

14 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

yeah pretty funny how good they've become since we started this thread for the specific reason that they were so terrible.

We should change it to the Astros thread

14 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

yeah pretty funny how good they've become since we started this thread for the specific reason that they were so terrible.

I thought we used them because they have no fan interest

34 minutes ago, huge said:

I thought we used them because they have no fan interest

oh there are dozens of fans. dozens!

I am glad that all of us in this thread cannot be called bandwagon fans. We were fans way before anyone else.

1 hour ago, Capn81 said:

I am glad that all of us in this thread cannot be called bandwagon fans. We were fans way before anyone else.

10 years strong 

Congrats on the great start!

/slorch

Has there ever been a co mvp? Atchsly and mountcastle deserve it. 

Ass. Whipping. Thought I had speed. I don’t. 

On 4/14/2023 at 11:28 PM, NOMAAA said:

Ass. Whipping. Thought I had speed. I don’t. 

Your pitching was beyond ridiculous to get you 4 this week. 58 Ks and 0.94 WHIP wasn’t quite good enough…

On 4/12/2023 at 7:30 PM, shadow_operative said:

yeah pretty funny how good they've become since we started this thread for the specific reason that they were so terrible.

we should switch to the rangers, or the reds

59 minutes ago, beer said:

we should switch to the rangers, or the reds

first place texas rangers.

4 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

For now 

hater in the house. 

6 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Astros gonna pull double duty and wreck Gausman tonight for me 

Follow me for player props on Tuesday 

6 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

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NEW HIGH SCORE !!1!!

1 hour ago, John Cougar Melonballer said:

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i'm winning 2 categories dude, i deserve this one.

How do y’all have any idea who is who? Can we get a rundown of Shaggy handles vs team names?

I’ll start - The Disgusting Brothers

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10 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

How do y’all have any idea who is who? Can we get a rundown of Shaggy handles vs team names?

I’ll start - The Disgusting Brothers

2x NECK

6 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

Boners. 

In the same spirit, Springers Dinger. 
 

Also Tatis blows. I waited a month for 0-5? 

11 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

Boners. 

4 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

In the same spirit, Springers Dinger. 

7 hours ago, huge said:

Butt

Wads

Our division consists of Boners, Dingers, Buttwads and Poopy Buttholes. My 8 year-old baseball obsessed son can’t get enough of the team names. You degenerates. 

11 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Our division consists of Boners, Dingers, Buttwads and Poopy Buttholes. My 8 year-old baseball obsessed son can’t get enough of the team names. You degenerates. 

I think we all hired the same consulting firm for our names: Prepuce of Dooms son Doomlet (see Shit my kid says thread in the Lulz forum)

my 8 year old would certainly approve

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21 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

How do y’all have any idea who is who? Can we get a rundown of Shaggy handles vs team names?

I’ll start - The Disgusting Brothers

derka = 

 

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