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Man y’all start your pitchers. Season ain’t over yet. We can all carve out 2 minutes to click a couple boxes. 

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Poopy buttholes have taken a seat. 

Disgusting not looking so good this week. But no worries. Still time for my team to shit down the leg

What a compelling end to the season. I’m scoreboard watching big time. Love this. 

21 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

What a compelling end to the season. I’m scoreboard watching big time. Love this. 

today was downright nutty in the east.

Nice outing Clay Holmes

Clark Schmidt? More like clark shit. 

It’s not even me. It’s matt wallner. He’s good. 

Derka coming off the top rope at the midway point this week. Gunning for the top overall spot. Might be an epic showdown for the veteran winner against the upstart usual utter failure trying for his first regular season win and likely ultimate first round exit next week.
 

Shaping up for a classic. Tune in!

18 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

my awesome, kick ass, elite offense completely shat the bed this week.

you mean the offense that blasted 25 homers and 70 rbi vs me?  cool cool.

We got a wild one fellas. Reg season champs is up for grabs. Does that mean anything? Does anyone care about this as much as me, a guy who has been so close so many times and is likely going to lose again. Tune in to find out!!

Friendly reminder that tomorrow is the last day of the regular season. It’s tight at the top. Set your rosters. Or don’t. I don’t give a shit. But do. 

We got a wild one fellas. Reg season champs is up for grabs. Does that mean anything? Does anyone care about this as much as me, a guy who has been so close so many times and is likely going to lose again. Tune in to find out!!

It means money bonus!

I think so. I been trying to pm him. Gandorf has a line on him. He’s been adding and dropping guys so he’s alive. Wish he’d write me back. I like that dude. 

derka is fine, he's just been off surly for a min.  he also got shitfaced at his fantasy football draft yesterday, but that's encouraged.

This is ridiculously close. No idea how it shakes out but I guess it’s on winning percentage? 

49 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

This is ridiculously close. No idea how it shakes out but I guess it’s on winning percentage? 

Think so

What’s on the line for reg season champ?

What’s on the line for reg season champ?

Cash money.

And yes win %. I’ll do the tentative math tonight.

UNOFFICAL RESULTS:

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So with that unofficial excel math:

Our regular season champ is fucking NOMAAAAA. You have me to thank. PH was one strikeout and one save away from securing the regular season title and top seed. One more K would have ended with both PH and Nomaaa at 0.571. Wild! But alas, the fighting Racine Belles played spoiler* and put up 14 Ks today. (*results not confirmed until Monday morning).

Division winners get the bye. The 4 remaining teams will face off this week. 

More to come once the results finalize. Great season fellas!

UNOFFICIAL PLAYOFF PROJECTION

Division Winners (BYE):

#1 seed - Beau Ners - 129-95-16 (.571%)
#2 seed - Jung Guns - 123-99-18 (.550%)

Wild card week (Week 20):
#3 seed - The Disgusting Bros - 131-97-11 (.569%)
vs
#6 seed - Capn Crunch - 119-107-14 (.525%)

AND

#4 seed* - Astronaut College - 121-108- 11 (.527%)
vs
#5 seed* -Let The Boy Watch - 120-107-13 (.527%)

*H2H tiebreaker

Someone feel free to check the math!

Payout reminder:

$300 for regular season winner 

$700 for playoff winner
$250 for playoff runner up
$150 for playoff third place

Will send out Venmo assignments once the playoffs wrap up.

thats a close one.  we ever had it come down to a half game before?

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holy shit!!!  just saw that.  would that un-tie put it over the edge?

holy shit!!!  just saw that.  would that un-tie put it over the edge?

Yes. If he had one more strikeout, it would have put y’all in a tie and he had the tiebreaker over you in H2H matchups this season. Wild.

Taylor Rodgers with a meaningless strikeout lost me the regular season title. Wow. 

Oh well, nobody remembers the regular season champ anyhow. But a first round bye would have been nice. 

fucking first team out.  weak.  i'll only be paying $99 of my entry fee for this ridiculousness.  

On 8/9/2023 at 9:47 PM, Fawesome said:

The fightin Belles are still playing spoiler!

And spoiler did we....

any of you losers going to bama next week? 

4 hours ago, beer said:

any of you losers going to bama next week? 

Yep. 

Exploring dinner options over the weekend. I live up the road in bham. Thought it might be fun to shake a few hands

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We get in Friday late. Got an air bnb. Pm me. Will try to make it work.  

Both of these could come down to the hou/yank game tonight. 

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