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8 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

@BigOrange1 37 rbi before the end of friday. that's a bit much don't you think?

lol i don't know what got in to them this week.

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the belles vs neck matchup currently has 22 combined rbi. BO's team has 39. WTF lol. and in a 14 team league. i can't even be mad. that's amazing. 

Might be another shakeup at the top. My dudes don’t hit dingers. 

On 6/30/2023 at 10:01 PM, shadow_operative said:

the belles vs neck matchup currently has 22 combined rbi. BO's team has 39. WTF lol. and in a 14 team league. i can't even be mad. that's amazing. 

we play the team thats in front of us. bare minimum. 

This week has been just absurd across the board in every matchup.

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my pitching the last two weeks has been

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it's so pretty.

 

unfortunately, my offense during that time has been

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BO bringing two weeks worth of offense to one matchup didn't help matters either.

11 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

Might be another shakeup at the top. My dudes don’t hit dingers. 

there wasnt.

6 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

i need offense; i've got pitching. holler at your boy. 

How do you feel about injuries 

10 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

i need offense; i've got pitching. holler at your boy. 

offer sent

56 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

offer sent

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What’s the league record for most solo homers in a week. I’m not going to do the research but I’m pretty sure 8/9 of mine so far have been solo. 

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i need yall's advice. here's what my starting 2B has been up to:

PR7: -2.82

PR15: 0.84

PR30: -1.93

last 30 days: 26/123, .211 BA, .572 OPS, 2 HR, 6 RBI, 2 SB

 

should i drop him? 

I cant understand how, statistically, my team has 10 HR's over the last 7 days, yet I have managed to earn ZERO HR's in this week so far.  Someone is manipulating some shit somewhere, like a strike. Thanks Obama. 

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look i need offense and i've got blake snell. i've already had one offer for snell that was close. if you need pitching help then holler at ya boy. 

It's Sunday. Let's see how badly my team can shit the bed and hand every category back to HG.

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

It's Sunday. Let's see how badly my team can shit the bed and hand every category back to HG.

Don’t forget you have next week to do that as well. 

Oh yeah I forgot about that. They match me up with HG every single year for the all star week. 

Nice win this week. Got a bit of a lead. You only have hank left. I got hank and Derka left. And people are still trading with Derka late in the season like we haven’t learned anything. 

Best of luck to all. 

asking now as there is still some time left in the season:

1 - we decided on a trade deadline, no?  if so, when is it?

2 - how many teams make the playoffs?

3 - what is the actual last week of the regular season?  the schedule has it as August 21-27, but my thinking is that might be the wild card week?

3 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

asking now as there is still some time left in the season:

1 - we decided on a trade deadline, no?  if so, when is it?

2 - how many teams make the playoffs?

3 - what is the actual last week of the regular season?  the schedule has it as August 21-27, but my thinking is that might be the wild card week?

1. I don't remember the actual details but 3 weeks prior to the season ending makes sense, no? perhaps the actual MLB trade deadline?

2. 6 (2 division winners and the 4 best wild card teams by record)

3. 20 weeks. Week 21 (Aug 28-Sep 3) is the wild card round. Semifinals are Sept 4-Sept 17 and the championship is Sept 18-Oct 1.

 

17 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

asking now as there is still some time left in the season:

1 - we decided on a trade deadline, no?  if so, when is it?

2 - how many teams make the playoffs?

3 - what is the actual last week of the regular season?  the schedule has it as August 21-27, but my thinking is that might be the wild card week?

 

8 minutes ago, Fawesome said:

1. I don't remember the actual details but 3 weeks prior to the season ending makes sense, no? perhaps the actual MLB trade deadline?

2. 6 (2 division winners and the 4 best wild card teams by record)

3. 20 weeks. Week 21 (Aug 28-Sep 3) is the wild card round. Semifinals are Sept 4-Sept 17 and the championship is Sept 18-Oct 1.

 

-ok i went and skimmed the first 4-5 pages.  july 31st was agreed upon for the trade deadline, so that's that.

-it's always been 6 playoff teams.  two division winners get byes.  2nd place in each division get in.  next two best records get in after that.

-fawesome is correct (felt weird to type that).  aug 28th-sept 3rd is the wild card matchup.  there are six regular season matchups left, including the one that starts today.

let's gooooooooooo.

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ah yes, forgot about the runners up. so only two true wild card teams!

also the schedule really works out this season.

big-o, derka, and i are in a virtual 3-way tie for 1st place in the east, where the records have generally been shittier than the west.  which means if the season ended last night, by percentage points, i would be the 7 seed and miss the playoffs.

but i play both of them in the final 6 weeks, along with the disgusting brothers.  time to take ph down a peg.

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20 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

HG have you ever missed the playoffs in this league? 

no, i don't believe so.  it's a weird year, but not sure it's that weird.

Don't catch too many Ranger games but put this one on since it's an early game. Fucking Gray and Adolis both get hurt. Maybe I should stop watching baseball. 

What's the record for worst batting avg in a week for a fantasy team? My team is saying "hold my beer". 

we have three sub .200 at the moment.

Perfect time for the playoff push!

17 HR and 42 RBI so far this week. Bastards finally woke up now that we in last place.

17 HR and 42 RBI so far this week. Bastards finally woke up now that we in last place.

It’s always the ones you least suspect

5 weeks left and 9 teams are within 4-5 games of the playoffs.

also trade deadline is in a week.

Real barn burner to start the week in the west. 

Fuckin hell. Got cute and added a pitcher against the shitty cardinals. Idiot

and i just put him on the block.  interesting trades considered.

How many games at a position does someone have to play before they’re eligible at it. 

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