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On 4/22/2023 at 12:54 AM, APMP said:

Viking Quest

kicking my asssssss

F. Didn’t realize you still had conforto. 

kicking my asssssss
Not gonna lie, it's been a ridiculous week offensively.

LESPN said I "won" the draft but this is the first time I've felt hey this team could make the playoffs. Of course, now that I've said that, here come the injuries...

My team hit .197 on the week, but I still managed a one 5-6-1 week. I will take it.

Last night espn said I won 7-4–1 but this morning I lost 11-1. 🤷‍♂️ 

Where's the Rays discussion?  Buncha roto-dorks up in here?

Looking forward to the series this week.  Happy Monday!!!

2 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

Last night espn said I won 7-4–1 but this morning I lost 11-1. 🤷‍♂️ 

now its fixed again.  crisis averted.

49 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

now its fixed again.  crisis averted.

Damnit they undid my hack 

2 hours ago, slorch said:

Where's the Rays discussion?  Buncha roto-dorks up in here?

Looking forward to the series this week.  Happy Monday!!!

To be fair the roto dorks are in the gambling forum. We’re the head to head dorks. 

Looking for power, have speed to burn. I’ll look to propose some trades, but just putting it out there for anyone looking for steals. 

I got off to trade. Reasonable pitcher for beni or wow me with an offer for Harris or Anderson. Both will be back next week. Marte too. 

11 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

Looking for power, have speed to burn. I’ll look to propose some trades, but just putting it out there for anyone looking for steals. 

Made this mistake too. We all have speed now. Send me an offer. 

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none of my SP are pitching particularly well to start the season, but they're all high K guys with high ceilings. to wit, wheeler, peralta, greene, lodolo, luzardo, detmers, and a couple more. i'm looking to move one of these guys for an OF. 

The trade is literally our names. And fair. 

What are the god damn odds?

Two hbp, one day

Hey. Cap. Cute lil homer. 

Whoever offered Witt jr. No thank you. 

Robbie Ray To Miss Remainder Of Season Due To Flexor Tendon Surgery

Cool cool cool cool cool

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21 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

none of my SP are pitching particularly well to start the season, but they're all high K guys with high ceilings. to wit, wheeler, peralta, greene, lodolo, luzardo, detmers, and a couple more. i'm looking to move one of these guys for an OF. 

somebody here must need a high strikeout guy...

5 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

somebody here must need a high strikeout guy...

Just give it another few days and another SP will go down for the season 

56 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Just give it another few days and another SP will go down for the season 

brandon woodruff sends his regards.

8 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

somebody here must need a high strikeout guy...

you want suwinski?  will need luzardo or wheeler.

Marte is playing hurt and that sucks for me. What else. 

Suwinski sat in game one so I benched him. 🤷‍♂️ 

Cruz.....5 hits and he just stole a fuckin' base, all that while collecting social security. Such a boss. 

Incels. We call them incels. We would also accept Andrew tate followers.

I hate playing my current opponent because a) wouldn’t trade me Springer and b) I hear imagine dragons when I read his team name 

I hate playing my current opponent because a) wouldn’t trade me Springer and b) I hear imagine dragons when I read his team name 

1) I don’t believe in Jung even though I want to and now I can’t trade for him because he’s killing it and irrational superstition

2) steals or something I guess

3) In RE point 2, I now hate you

Every guy that played yesterday had an OPS over 1

 

sustainable

3 hours ago, huge said:

Every guy that played yesterday had an OPS over 1

 

sustainable

not bloody likely.  kramer's version, not jerry's.

I give up. My team sucks. Every waiver pickup I get either breaks his knee or just starts sucking immediately. 

Derka you want Timmy? You love Timmy. I’ll package with marte. Anyone else?

Anyone need a catcher? Jonah Heim or Will Smith could be available for the right bidder. 

We should consider a new category next year....stranded on third after a starting a 2 out rally. 

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