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15 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

my team this week: .148 avg, .419 ops, 0 R, 2 RBI

the two guys i've decided to bench (one yesterday, one today)- 5/9, 2 HR, 3 R, 7 RBI

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That's why I don't keep any offensive bench players. That way I never have to feel guilty about who I play. 

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4 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

That's why I don't keep any offensive bench players. That way I never have to feel guilty about who I play. 

yeah, this is generally my MO as well but i'm finding it a lot tougher to stick with this year. i have like 3 offensive players who are real deal season long players lol, so it's been one giant revolving door for me. jazz and cruz getting healthy sure would help. we gots to ass another IL a lot next year.

Am I the only one that watches one at bat of a guy on the mlb network and thinks, “yeah I need him on my team.”  
 

whoever has Brandon marsh hit me up. Wait. Nope. Free agent. 

I have 6 injured players now - that is starting to sound like a good strategy.  I think I will have 2 people batting for me today total. 

Edit: One.  They benched Odor so I have one batter all day. 

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2 minutes ago, Fawesome said:

Thats the opposite of efficient 

my offense is also hitting .170 for the week (it's saturday lol), so i'm just having a dynamite time.

I’m in the wrong division. Can be 2 over and in first in the other one 

9 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

anybody want to trade me 3-4 players for pete alonso? please? 

you got it. offer coming.

is there a place to see where espn made stat adjustments?  sweatergod last night i was up 10-2 and won steals 9 to 8.  looks like they made an adjustment.  just curious who got an extra one.

f'ing 10th inning shenanigans in cincinnatti.  for this.  this.  THIS.

 

Andy Abbott looks pretty good. No relation to Greg.

Hey Siri

*Beep*

Can I get a long hit?

*Playing long fly out*

Derka you shoulda taken my offer. How long is the polar bear out?

Hey Frank Alvarez cool it with the shit. 

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On 6/7/2023 at 8:31 PM, NOMAAA said:

Derka you shoulda taken my offer. How long is the polar bear out?

i just let you fleece for me for alexis, i couldn't double down. 

Listen, Logan, we know you’re supposed to start tomorrow and mlb pitchers are not exactly the prototype but would you mind rolling out today and totally fuck nomaaa in the ass. It’s a lot to ask but I know we can count on you. 
 

What a disaster. 

Been a long time. Forgot how nice the view is from up here. 

F. This is the week the France trade bites me I guess. 

14 ER in 6.1 from Scherzer and Bassitt tonight. Really great guys.

Gdfingp. Got a lot of homers to catch up on. 

On 6/8/2023 at 8:37 PM, shadow_operative said:

i just let you fleece for me for alexis, i couldn't double down. 

almost picked mike back up last week before you did. hes gonna catch fire.

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not ideal offensive production going into thursday.  piss poor actually.

Same same yet it keeps winning when it shouldn't.  I am in the bottom 50% in nearly every category and I have no idea how this is working.  I was on vacation at draft time and I was stuck in an environment not conducive to paying attention and had to do it on my phone too. 

I was in the top 3 of like 75% of the categories 2 weeks ago. Then the top 2 HR hitters in the league, who happened to be on my team, both decided to get injured. Then all my raw pitchers decided to shit the bed. Now I'll probably miss the playoffs. 

I suppose a significant % is still luck

i've got a glut of 1b.  packages considered.  freddie not off the table either.

Freeman and naylor are both top 51 batters. Both are available. I’ll take an of and sp package for freeman. 1/1 for naylor. Let’s make it happen. Someone needs a util player. 

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i tried to take up nomaaa on his "i want an sp + an of for freddie" offer, but he informed me that he wasn't interested in my offers of "spare parts." what nomaaa calls "spare parts".

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lol okie silly dilly dokie o. good luck finding an offer you deem to not be spare parts.

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if you want to skip the math that's 36 IP, 17 H, 2 ER, 56 K's from the former Cy Young winner. "spare parts". 

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i tried to take up nomaaa on his "i want an sp + an of for freddie" offer, but he informed me that he wasn't interested in my offers of "spare parts." what nomaaa calls "spare parts".
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lol okie silly dilly dokie o. good luck finding an offer you deem to not be spare parts.

You sent that offer last night and I was wondering what he had been up to since I traded him.

“God damn it”
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14 minutes ago, castolon said:


You sent that offer last night and I was wondering what he had been up to since I traded him.

“God damn it”

he always starts slowly, so i always try to trade for him after about 6 weeks of subpar play to open the season. of course with the news this morning that i've lost hunter greene for the season i'm actually glad that nobody accepted my offers last night. 

well at a minimum now i have a reason to follow blake snell starts.  i dont care for him and dont want him on my team.  jake mccarthy doesnt move the needle for me either.  but im sure hes been raking in the last 7.  its ok, i appreciated the offer.

Barring catastrophic injury, Ohtani is going to go down as the GOAT. Days like today make me mad I can't get hitting stats as well on days he's pitching.

Wow. Just...wow.

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