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So where does Data rank on the list of least talented actors to win an Oscar?

11 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

So where does Data rank on the list of least talented actors to win an Oscar?

You shut your whorish mouth. He was great.

9 minutes ago, austingirl said:

You shut your whorish mouth. He was great.

He really was.

I love Jamie Lee! I’ve watched every Halloween with her in it. Some multiple times so I just won an Oscar. Lots of people pissed that Angela didn’t win. I totally understand bc she’s incredible and I love her also but Jamie Lee has also paid her fucking dues. Jmo. 

I’ve never seen an acting performance in a Marvel movie worthy of an Oscar nomination, Basset included. 

Easy way to trim this show down: get rid of the musical performances and move the short film categories to the governors awards or whatever (although the speech with Happy birthday was cool).

That was shitty to cut her off from speech with music.  No class.

Just start the fucking thing at 5 pm eastern time. They always say how they have to fucking do this time crunch. They are the ones the show is about and produced by…start the shit earlier and stop badgering the viewer with how they have to stay on schedule to end on time. Who fucking cares? I mean I am sure that during the NFL season there are a lot of olds sitting there pissed bc 60 minutes is starting late AGAIN but no one tells the players to hurry up and fuck off or score so they can end the game on time. Geez. That “we’ve got to move this thing along” shit is OLD and annoying as fuck. Start it earlier and stop worrying about who tunes in and out of the damn thing…

QAnon Reddit joke is my high point, followed by this cocaines fueled Bollywood musical rap thing 

Just now, boknowstecmo said:

That song and dance rocked. RRR rocked.

I think it’s the favorite to win and it was catchy and awesome. Reminded me of the first time I started listening to the Gypsy Kings…it rocked! I still love Hold my Hand by Lady Gaga and I know it won’t win but I loved Top Gun and the song. 

My favorite part of every award show.....Salma Hayek

11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Just start the fucking thing at 5 pm eastern time. They always say how they have to fucking do this time crunch. They are the ones the show is about and produced by…start the shit earlier and stop badgering the viewer with how they have to stay on schedule to end on time. Who fucking cares? I mean I am sure that during the NFL season there are a lot of olds sitting there pissed bc 60 minutes is starting late AGAIN but no one tells the players to hurry up and fuck off or score so they can end the game on time. Geez. That “we’ve got to move this thing along” shit is OLD and annoying as fuck. Start it earlier and stop worrying about who tunes in and out of the damn thing…

i think i agree 🤔 i mean this is THE once in a lifetime moment for the vast majority of these people. the apex of their careers and in some instances their life. make it five hours, let 'em talk, if the viewer gets bored we have lots of options. it's about them not us.

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How you gon' see him if you living in the fog?

16 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i think i agree 🤔 i mean this is THE once in a lifetime moment for the vast majority of these people. the apex of their careers and in some instances their life. make it five hours, let 'em talk, if the viewer gets bored we have lots of options. it's about them not us.

Fuck ya! This. Also academy is missing out by cutting people off in their speeches. The actors especially bc they are the biggest promoters of the movie. Can get a lot more eyeballs on it and maybe someone’s speech goes viral on Twitter or TikTok or whatever. And that gets them more publicity and instead we are watching these people stumble over their speeches in an effort to get off the stage. It sucks. 

I don't think Gaga was even wearing makeup - she has come a long way from her meat dress days. Still think the Bollywood song will win, but Gaga has proven herself as a serious singer/actress the last few years.

Just now, austingirl said:

I don't think Gaga was even wearing makeup - she has come a long way from her meat dress days. Still think the Bollywood song will win, but Gaga has proven herself as a serious singer/actress the last few years.

No backup singers and she wrote and produced the song. She’s so talented. Insanely. 

3 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

In case y’all were wondering

 

His NCAAM and NCAAW bracket probably has UT losing in the first round. It also means I should see Banshees and I will like it. 

5 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

In case y’all were wondering

 

Have to agree with him.

Is that bear on stage supposed to look worse than the shitty cgi bear did?

16 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Hugh Grant so funny. Basically a scrotum. Lmao. 

Saw a red carpet interview with him before, couldn’t imagine anyone being more of a dick and not wanting to be doing it. 

a bone: Avatar was animation, not 'visual effects'.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I’ve never seen an acting performance in a Marvel movie worthy of an Oscar nomination, Basset included. 

You obviously didn’t see me with my kid pretending I agreed that Ultron was the greatest film since Cars. 

I feel like the bear is going to be unmasked later and it'll be Matt Damon.

21 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

In case y’all were wondering

 

So I will definitely like it then.  You pompous ignorant fuck.

1 minute ago, austingirl said:

I feel like the bear is going to be unmasked later and it'll be Matt Damon.

Will Smith

5 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Saw a red carpet interview with him before, couldn’t imagine anyone being more of a dick and not wanting to be doing it. 

He was definitely pulling the “British and above it all” card.  The Vanity Fair thing was funny, though. 

21 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

In case y’all were wondering

 

Of course 

4 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Will Smith

See I don't think Will Smith will ever be able to joke about himself to this extent.

5 minutes ago, austingirl said:

I feel like the bear is going to be unmasked later and it'll be Matt Damon.

That makes the most sense but I was kinda hoping it would be Tom Cruise but…maybe he went into hiding with David Miscavige…

3 minutes ago, austingirl said:

See I don't think Will Smith will ever be able to joke about himself to this extent.

They ain’t keeping me out of no Oscars!

It’s often hilarious to me how little sense of humor Hollywood typed have when they are made fun of…shit they make movies about absolutely stereotyping everything and everyone but if you mention Ozempic or something they just shut the fuck down…lmao. 

The Polley Oscar somewhat derails the All Quiet freight train. Back to the Everything favorite status.

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Wasn’t he acquitted?  

Kinda like OJ was…. Everyone knows he did it. 

Edited by Hook1997

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Wasn’t he acquitted?  

OJ says hi!

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