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Glad to see YKDV Bossman Fat shipped out of Texas. Fucker ought to be in prison. Jerry trades dog shit for cow shit.

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Hope they're scouring the waiver wire for serviceable OL. An injury prone top 5 and three JAG backups isn't gonna cut it.

2 hours ago, tokamak said:

We just traded Joseph for a meh CB from Miami. Our bum for their bum, might as well.

I'm guessing they think Iggy is a good fit for the hybrid thing they use in Quinn's defense. He was an LB to CB convert, they needed another body like that in the mix after losing Overshown.

The Lions cut LS Jake McQuade yesterday, after signing him from the Cowboys last year. It's possible the Cowboys already have plans on getting him back.

1 hour ago, tokamak said:

Hope they're scouring the waiver wire for serviceable OL. An injury prone top 5 and three JAG backups isn't gonna cut it.

That injury prone OL with no depth and they cut their only decent in-line blocking TE. Not looking good for Mr Interceptions Leader. 

20 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Glad to see YKDV Bossman Fat shipped out of Texas. Fucker ought to be in prison. Jerry trades dog shit for cow shit.

Had to google that.

If you google YKDV Bossman fat criminal you’ll get the whole story. Got caught because of his necklace in the security cam. Said he couldnt remember a dude in the car he’s riding in shooting a gun.

Cowboys got cute and lost Isaiah land to colts trying to park him on ps. A loss from having a spot taken up with fucking Trey Lance.

As stupid as the Trey Lance deal seems to be I don't think they shorted the defensive line for his spot. It seems pretty clear that they went light at tight end to keep Lance. 

11 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Cowboys got cute and lost Isaiah land to colts trying to park him on ps. A loss from having a spot taken up with fucking Trey Lance.

Who?

 

I bet Lance doesn’t have any game day roster appearances barring injury.

 

https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/nfl-emergency-qb-rule-3rd-quarterback-2023/pcbxurweiswxq4o1ns2ubbqh

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Who?
 
I bet Lance doesn’t have any game day roster appearances barring injury.
 
https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/nfl-emergency-qb-rule-3rd-quarterback-2023/pcbxurweiswxq4o1ns2ubbqh

Agreed. All the more reason it was a stupid move. He’ll be a qb3 + 1 active on game day. I doubt he gets 3 minutes if we have a 42-0 lead in the 4q. If Dak goes down they will likely sign a FA vet to backup Rush. A qB3 belongs on the PS running scout team opening a slot on the 53 for positional depth elsewhere.

Gil Brandt, 91, died today. Really changed the role of the back office in football by the first introduction of computers and data based analytics to build the first Cowboys dynasty.

He drafted 41 pro bowlers, 9 Hall of Famers, and 15 ring of honor players. Rightfully in the hof.

Jr. is a PT and had Brandt as a patient few months back, said they had a good visit talking football. 
 

Edit:  visit was back in May ‘22. 

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Start the season thread, I’m ready to say that it’s our year !

 

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6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Start the season thread, I’m ready to say that it’s our year !

 

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Maybe 1 or 2 guys still on the roster from that gif?  

Gil would have had 10 hof players if he could have convinced Landry that Montana was the right pick. Landry thought he’d get cut in camp unable to beat out Danny white or hogeboom.

What might have been.

17 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Maybe 1 or 2 guys still on the roster from that gif?  

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor ?

26 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Jr. is a PT and had Brandt as a patient few months back, said they had a good visit talking football. 
 

Edit:  visit was back in May ‘22. 

HIPAA. reported.  nice knowing you. 

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53 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Gil Brandt, 91, died today. Really changed the role of the back office in football by the first introduction of computers and data based analytics to build the first Cowboys dynasty.

He drafted 41 pro bowlers, 9 Hall of Famers, and 15 ring of honor players. Rightfully in the hof.

 

2 hours ago, futureman said:

HIPAA. reported.  nice knowing you. 

Reported for reporting.

 

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Gil Brandt, 91, died today. Really changed the role of the back office in football by the first introduction of computers and data based analytics to build the first Cowboys dynasty.

He drafted 41 pro bowlers, 9 Hall of Famers, and 15 ring of honor players. Rightfully in the hof.

Rip, loved listening to him in nfl radio
3 hours ago, futureman said:

HIPAA. reported.  nice knowing you. 

Shhhhh!

48 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Reported for reporting.

 

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F off Katie. 

14 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Gil Brandt, 91, died today. Really changed the role of the back office in football by the first introduction of computers and data based analytics to build the first Cowboys dynasty.

He drafted 41 pro bowlers, 9 Hall of Famers, and 15 ring of honor players. Rightfully in the hof.

started a thread for him

his passing will get buried in this thread

attribution to zilla

12 hours ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:


Rip, loved listening to him in nfl radio

I hate any time anybody dies but he was living to be dead, so to speak 

15 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Maybe 1 or 2 guys still on the roster from that gif?  

Sean Lee and Felix Jones? That has to be 2010 to 2012. Nobody is left from then except the Jones'

5 hours ago, Hermanator said:

I hate any time anybody dies but he was living to be dead, so to speak 

Sean Lee and Felix Jones? That has to be 2010 to 2012. Nobody is left from then except the Jones'

That’s Byron Jones.    So more like 2014-2016.   Tyron and Zack….maybe Dak depending upon what year 

Tyler Smith with a bad hamstring strain. Jerr says “he’s hoping he can play”. Lance is practicing at guard their depth is so bad.

Who could possibly have foreseen depth issues at OL??

Start the thread tonight, I’m ready to talk shit 

No way they risk him week 1 even with a minor strain. If he plays it must have been a very very minor tweak and nothing more. Their offensive line depth is pretty shit

Tyler Smith with a bad hamstring strain. Jerr says “he’s hoping he can play”. Lance is practicing at guard their depth is so bad.

Never seen a guard wear #15.

Now Tyron Smith is got an ankle and might not play. Thanks for the o line depth Jerry!

Now Tyron Smith is got an ankle and might not play. Thanks for the o line depth Jerry!

Roster is sick everywhere else though. Bring back peters as a spare plug.

They should have had faith in Ferguson and hendershot and gone guard instead of schoonmaker. I think that’s the biggest takeaway from the draft.

Mazi looks ok so far, and I’m sure he will improve while immediately helping us situationally, but I thought we were deep at DT and we cut bouhana who seemed like he provided about as much as mazi. Hankins provides about as much as mazi.

Here is to hoping asim Richard’s pans out as a steal

Speaking of draft and mentioned in the lions game thread but how crazy their draft which was given a “meh” had four rookie contributors that were meaningful in the win.

As a first round pick, Mazi needs to be really good. Just being marginally better than Taco who was an all time bust shouldn’t cut it.

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19 minutes ago, animaltobacco11 said:

Speaking of draft and mentioned in the lions game thread but how crazy their draft which was given a “meh” had four rookie contributors that were meaningful in the win.

As a first round pick, Mazi needs to be really good. Just being marginally better than Taco who was an all time bust shouldn’t cut it.

There is a lot of room in between really good and marginally better than Taco.

25 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

There is a lot of room in between really good and marginally better than Taco.

I was being hyperbolic, and I believe you take my point. He needs to be an impact player week 1. That’s just what a first round pick oughta be when talking about definition of success. Lions had rounds 1-4 making game changing plays.

I'll always be upset that Taco didn't work out, he would have been my favorite player on name alone. 

I know we all hate Randy Gregory because of how things ended, but I thought this was both hilarious and unhinged. Which I guess means of course Randy Gregory said it:

 
#Broncos players were asked why they hate the #Raiders and Randy Gregory said it's because of Mark Davis' haircut "I don't like the owner's haircut, I don't like the bowl cut.. kinda pisses me off"

I didn't see Jerrah's interview in ESPN this morning, but the tease was him saying, "I don't have to talk to the owner, I don't have to talk with the GM, if I want to do something I just do it." Yea, that's the problem you narcissistic prick. You make shitty decisions and there's nobody who will challenge you while you continue to suck.

WHERE MY KICKER.  

 

FUXK!!!!

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I asked 5 times over last 3 months 

Cowboys fan apathy so high we can't even make an in season thread? Thanks Jerruh.

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Yeah. Pretty sad. Daks trash. But jerry bout to make him highest paid player in history

Cowboys fan apathy so high we can't even make an in season thread? Thanks Jerruh.

Yep…I stated this somewhere, I don’t get excited about wins nor do I get upset about losses. I’m completely indifferent to the Cowboys. Like the kids say, “They’re meh”.
Yeah. Pretty sad. Daks trash. But jerry bout to make him highest paid player in history

According to Jerry, Dak is the greatest qb he’s ever had in every element. So he’ll give Dak a huger contract and Parsons will be the highest paid d player in history. The rest of the tess as m will divy up the remains $2.8m in cap room.

I would trade Parsons right now for big draft picks.
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