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3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Blind back passes to the goalie often times result in that shit happening. The ref was perfectly within his right to wave the player on the field (when the ball was 80 yards away from Poland’s goal). 

This.

Plus, you don't push extra defenders in a CK and leave the player out of bounds alone when he can come in at any second. 

Edited by JNip

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Blind back passes to the goalie often times result in that shit happening. The ref was perfectly within his right to wave the player on the field (when the ball was 80 yards away from Poland’s goal). 

 

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

 

When he waves him on the ball is about 5 yards outside senegal’s 18 yard box. When exactly would have been a better time? 

I don't disagree about waving him on. This is mostly about the

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THIS IS WHY WE DON'T PLAY IT BACK TO THE GOALKEEPER FROM 60 YARDS AWAY.

 

The only people who are saying it was a bad time to waive him on are trying to get people to continue to watch their channel or those with the intelligence of a Polish defender.

Seems like there should be more blame ascribed to the Polish player who booted that shitty ball to nowhere.  

5 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Seems like there should be more blame ascribed to the Polish player who booted that shitty ball to nowhere.  

I think Tony Meola may have said something about it, but all I heard was mumblemumblemumblemumble

yeah, having seen it again from another angle, i don't have a problem with it, honestly

4 minutes ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

Please baby Jesus, let Salah put eight past these shitbags today.

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Wrong God, bro.

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

you mean, wrong prophet, dude.

the god of abraham be all polyracial and shit.

Mo Salah is a God. Fight me.

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2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Mo Salah is a God. Fight me.

no, Mo Salah is The Messiah, and he has a gord.  follow the gord!

kinda tough to be an own goal.... if the guy in white is the one who headed the ball towards the net

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

He almost curled that in.

Would have been a beautiful goal.

Looks like Salah has a team around him that will not be able to get him the ball. We will see if things change but so far they don't seem to be able bring the ball up under control and just send long balls up.

2 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Looks like Salah has a team around him that will not be able to get him the ball. We will see if things change but so far they don't seem to be able bring the ball up under control and just send long balls up.

Yup. It's backyard football.
 

Salah: Go deep. 

The Russians are just standing that giant in the middle. That keeps the Egypt goalie busy.

I'm pretty sure the fix is in and russia wins.  Saudi looked like a Wisconsin club team.  Egypt is just dicking around.  

Every time that Russian girl is on the screen, I rewind & pause. 

Also: Are the Russians coked to the gills on EPO? Those old guys are running like Kenyans 

2 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Are the Russians coked to the gills on EPO? Those old guys are running like Kenyans 

I was actually really surprised at how they came out.  Egypt has grown into the game and looked more dangerous toward the end of the half.  Russia may have run themselves out of the game in the first 30 minutes.  Well, I hope so anyway.

That geico sliding commercial gives me a chuckle

That should have been a foul. 

But the ref wants his life, so he's not going to call it.

Edited by Cheeseweasel

Salah's surrounded by a gaggle of idiots. 

That's on the keeper. Wtf is he punching that instead of catching it? Idiot. 

man, either a whole lot of Russians are like the West Side at DKR after halftime. or there are a fuckload of empty seats dead center in this stadium

He said. Damn Russia we let you have it and you still can't get it done. Here I will do it for you.

I look forward to the Russia/Portugal final when Ronaldo is poisoned the night before the match.

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