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1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Someone needs to ask Barton Simmons to explain how there are 21 players in Texas better than this kid.

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Yes!  Congrats Jordan, WOW,  you bring excitement with you.  Hook'Em Horns!

I don't understand how he, Jake Smith, and Tyler Johnson aren't 5 stars.

21 minutes ago, texaslong said:

I don't understand how he, Jake Smith, and Tyler Johnson aren't 5 stars.

And Floyd.

30 minutes ago, texaslong said:

I don't understand how he, Jake Smith, and Tyler Johnson aren't 5 stars.

Anti-small school bias.

10 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

6 tds damn

yeah, and 3 more called back on replay, so he just went and scored again, on the next play

Barton is telling people on Twitter that the rankings aren’t final until February and that they’ll definitely be taking another look at Whittington.

Haven’t seen it mentioned but his uncle Arthur Whittington played RB for the Oakland Raiders for a few years including in a Super Bowl.

clesrly he could play for any school in the country and damn near every one wanted him.  

5 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Hamm: “I’ve played against better. Not GigEm worthy”

This is satire. I refuse to believe otherwise 

Hamm: “I’ve played against better. Not GigEm worthy"

 

He was talking about his time in stall #2, not football.

1 hour ago, golfclap said:

Never fear Longhorn fans... Aggy was watching the game as well so that we can get an unbiased take on his ability ... 

 

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that was during THIS game. 

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well he did get his ass run over at the goal line.  but he’s gonna play offense so no worries. 

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

well he did get his ass run over at the goal line.  but he’s gonna play offense so no worries. 

Led his team in tackles with 11. Also Defensive MVP. All I’m saying is that one play doesn’t validate shit Aggy says.

Just now, USMCHorn said:

Led his team in tackles with 11. Also Defensive MVP. All I’m saying is that one play doesn’t validate shit Aggy says.

aggy said he got his ass run over.  he got his ass run over.  aggy validated.  

it doesn’t matter.  he’s playing offense. 

9 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Texags for the win.

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Actually, it looks like most of the people in that thread were mocking him for how terrible that take was. 6 TD’s, 350+ yards, and 11 tackles on defense is enough to overcome some of the most severe Homerism.

24 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Texags for the win.

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They don’t have anyone on EITHER side of the ball that good so expect nothing less to come from that collective spooge farm.

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Broke Erica dickfacesons record. I never even heard of her. But I like it 

11 minutes ago, futureman said:

aggy said he got his ass run over.  he got his ass run over.  aggy validated.  

it doesn’t matter.  he’s playing offense. 

He ran over, around, and through the entire teams asses himself today. 

Edited by Vertigo

Since we didn’t land Cain and Sanders any chance we just play him at RB for a year

Just now, Vertigo said:

He ran over, around, and through the entire teams asses himself today. 

I don’t know why people can’t just acknowledge he got his ass trucked at the goal line to give up a td.  seems very aggy to me.  

yeah of course he played great.

still got trucked.  

1 minute ago, futureman said:

I don’t know why people can’t just acknowledge he got his ass trucked at the goal line to give up a td.  seems very aggy to me.  

yeah of course he played great.

still got trucked.  

Your mom got trucked. By the whole team. Nomsayin 

Just now, Richter said:

Since we didn’t land Cain and Sanders any chance we just play him at RB for a year

I’d play him wherever, and whenever he wants. But that’s just my opinion man.

2 minutes ago, Richter said:

Since we didn’t land Cain and Sanders any chance we just play him at RB for a year

He’ll play everywhere.

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

I don’t know why people can’t just acknowledge he got his ass trucked at the goal line to give up a td.  seems very aggy to me.  

yeah of course he played great.

still got trucked.  

It’s kinda aggy to harp on that the day of an all-time great performance by a future horn in a championship game.

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

I don’t know why people can’t just acknowledge he got his ass trucked at the goal line to give up a td.  seems very aggy to me.  

yeah of course he played great.

still got trucked.  

Indeed. But shit happens.

How in the fuck is there no thread on the football board about this? Damn sure deserves to be.

7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Your mom got trucked. By the whole team. Nomsayin 

yeah I do!

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6 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

kinda aggy to harp on that the day of an all-time great performance by a future horn in a championship game.

did he or did he not get his ass run over?

I acknowledge the all-time performance and I think he’ll be good in austin. 

I don’t understand why people can’t acknowledge he had one pretty bad play.  it’s not a big deal and the play doesn’t matter.  it’s just curious to me that people can’t just say “ah yeah he did get his ass run over on that play. oh well.” 

is it fear based?  I don’t get it. 

jesus fuck, everyone saw it.  we're more focused on the rest of the game where he absolutely fucking dominated.

46 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Haven’t seen it mentioned but his uncle Arthur Whittington played RB for the Oakland Raiders for a few years including in a Super Bowl.

clesrly he could play for any school in the country and damn near every one wanted him.  

According to wiki, Arthur's daughter's are youtube personalities, so here are Jordan's cousins:
https://www.youtube.com/user/AmbersCloset33/featured

https://www.youtube.com/user/AshtonsCloset

 

Where did anyone deny it happened? Wtf is wrong with you? He balled the fuck out.

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59 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Barton is telling people on Twitter that the rankings aren’t final until February and that they’ll definitely be taking another look at Whittington.

 

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Lulz. Catching shit. Good.

22 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

jesus fuck, everyone saw it.  

 

21 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

Where did anyone deny it happened? 

there ya go.  thanks for conceding, guys.  no reason to die on that hill. 

34 minutes ago, futureman said:

did he or did he not get his ass run over?

I acknowledge the all-time performance and I think he’ll be good in austin. 

I don’t understand why people can’t acknowledge he had one pretty bad play.  it’s not a big deal and the play doesn’t matter.  it’s just curious to me that people can’t just say “ah yeah he did get his ass run over on that play. oh well.” 

is it fear based?  I don’t get it. 

Hey dumbfuck.....Earl Campbell fumbled a few times, Vince Young threw some interceptions, Derrick Johnson took some bad angles, and Earl Thomas whiffed on a National Championship derailing play.  So the fuck what if he "got his ass trucked?"

5 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Hey dumbfuck.....Earl Campbell fumbled a few times, Vince Young threw some interceptions, Derrick Johnson took some bad angles, and Earl Thomas whiffed on a National Championship derailing play.  So the fuck what if he "got his ass trucked?"

thanks for this.  one of the better ones. 

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Congrats assholes, you let yourselves get futureman'd.

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