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7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

who hasn't dry humped on a plane?

You can do that and still fly Virgin Air

That's actually impressive, not a lot of room on those puddle jumpers. 

who hasn't dry humped on a plane?
Look at the stain. Nothin' dry about that.

Daughter:

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So how long have her parents been voyeurs?

12 hours ago, woohorn said:

Look at the stain. Nothin' dry about that.

Daughter:

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Cleavage?  Check.

Eyes?  Check.

Chin?  Um... gonna have to put the plane back into the hangar.

17 minutes ago, The People’s Elbow said:

Too bad Vic will never experience the mile high club. 

Not so fast my friend.

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24 minutes ago, The People’s Elbow said:

Too bad Vic will never experience the mile high wide club. 

 

I apologize gents, but she wouldn’t leave me alone. I saw my in when some dude about three rows ahead of me started giving a flight attendant shit for asking him to take the dip out of his mouth and throw away his spit cup. Sorry for partying.


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Chin?  Um... gonna have to put the plane back into the hangar.


It’s just a shelf for ball support.
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On 7/5/2018 at 2:44 PM, Oddjob6 said:

must be better than a united beatdown

And they're only taking up one seat so there's that...

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