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7 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

They'll beheading home soon enough.

They're supposed to get stoned with their friends.  They'll be getting stoned by their friends.  

Thanks for the link. I love this line. 

"But now we see they have limited capabilities. They have achieved just five per cent of what is expected and required of them.

Love it when the vampire bitches about things.

4 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

and the vampire now completes his dying agony rolls....

Lol. We used the same nickname there. Sure that its quite common.

1 minute ago, JNip said:

Love it when the vampire bitches about things.

Agreed. All Suarez complaints should be me with "Did he bite you? No? Then STFU".

cheesy tap in for a goal... but considering how many times someone sky balls it, take the goal when you get it.

The Biter couldn't have been more wide open. 

Damn it! Anybody but him. Oh well.

Just now, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

The fines have doubled.

the beatings shall continue until the morale improves.

Duuuude, that's basically the exact same ball Choppers just converted.  Come on, man.

jesus christ,  fucker got tapped and he's rolling around like hes lost a limb

I love South American style of play, but god damn, they make even the Italians look impossible to knock over.

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

jesus christ,  fucker got tapped and he's rolling around like hes lost a limb

NKVD snipers bro. Firing ice bullets so you no evidence. 

 

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What percentage for not shooting the fucking ball!!!?!? 

1 minute ago, JNip said:

What percentage for not shooting the fucking ball!!!?!? 

full aggy% 

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uruguay are missing the "klose-ness" of Forlan who always made things happen at the world cup

you have to have "that lucky guy" if you are not a major power and want to make a run

Suarez assums if he lays on the ground for 30 seconds, anyone is going to give a shit

and the vampire was more concerned about acting like hes been wronged to bother to back up his teammate making a run

2 hours ago, MoJames said:

Fuck man, I don't know.

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I have to admit.  I simply dropped my cell phone onto the top of my foot the other day and I was hoping around like a madman. He may have embellished but it looks like he caught the top of of his foot after taking a few wind up steps toward Ramos. 

 

So Uruguay has two goals this WC and both came from a dead ball. I know that it is Egypt and SA but the Gimenez/Godin CB combination is one of the best in the WC. Helps that they play together in Atletico. 

51 minutes ago, JNip said:

So Uruguay has two goals this WC and both came from a dead ball. I know that it is Egypt and SA but the Gimenez/Godin CB combination is one of the best in the WC. Helps that they play together in Atletico. 

They haven't really looked all that great, though, yet. There were a fair amount of "wtf" passes by Uruguay in the midfield, and they were kinda passive in the midfield as well, letting the Saudis have a lot of possession.

i like the footballer philosophy of standing around looking stupid when they miss a damn good chance of a shot on goal

Now that is what I call aggressive and having bodies on the ball when you knock over your own guy to head it away.

what the fuck is this shit- laying down in front of where the free kick is going to happen.       70 mins to play and Iran trying to stall to a draw.

8 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

what the fuck is this shit- laying down in front of where the free kick is going to happen.       70 mins to play and Iran trying to stall to a draw.

We call this the "Tank Man".

 

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yep,  the consensus was 9 or more goals being scored today because everyone assumed 3-0, 3-0, 3-0

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