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2 minutes ago, Cameltoe said:

Not offsides. COME THE FUCK ON REF. That was not off sides.

both offsides at the time of the free kick (barely), and at the time of the goal, there was an Iranian 3 feet in front of everyone but the goalkeeper, and close enough to the goalkeeper that he had to be considered part of the play.

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

persian women rule

/butthead

Yeah.  The one bright spot in this game is that there are a lot of hot Iranian women in the stands.

5 minutes ago, Cameltoe said:

Not offsides. COME THE FUCK ON REF. That was not off sides.

Do you know what the offside rule is?

Also, that should be an indirect for Spain at the edge of the six?  You can't just lay on the ball.

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

both offsides at the time of the free kick (barely), and at the time of the goal, there was an Iranian 3 feet in front of everyone but the goalkeeper, and close enough to the goalkeeper that he had to be considered part of the play.

The 2nd thing doesn't matter. It's only where they are at the time of the free kick, and they are in line with the last defender. They're not far enough behind him where you would call it offsides. It just isn't called that closely and it shouldn't be. It was a perfectly good goal and a chickenshit call by the ref.

3 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Iniesta is was so damn good

fify

it should also be a hand ball  in the penalty box here against iran.... why isnt that being reviewed by VAR

replay showed a CLEAR handball right as the foul was being committed outside the box

Yeah, this has to be Iniesta's last hurrah.  He was such a great passer.

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

ahh the replay did show it as a clear goal for Costa....  not an own goal

Duded kicked it into Costa. Not an own goal but still...

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

replay showed a CLEAR handball right as the foul was being committed outside the box

Well, he had already blown the whistle for the foul outside the box...

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9 minutes ago, Cameltoe said:

The 2nd thing doesn't matter. It's only where they are at the time of the free kick, and they are in line with the last defender. They're not far enough behind him where you would call it offsides. It just isn't called that closely and it shouldn't be. It was a perfectly good goal and a chickenshit call by the ref.

Offside.  Singular.  There is no plural.  :)

Unlike aggy, which is both singular, and plural.  And a verb, a noun, pronoun, adjective and adverb.

Wow, what a chance!  De Gea had it covered though I think

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6 minutes ago, WBT said:

Yeah, this has to be Iniesta's last hurrah.  He was such a great passer.

xabi alonso, list of 1

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Iran reminding me of Aggy a lot here

They are going to claim the 1860 world cup?

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

They are going to claim the 1860 world cup?

hahahah well they did beat Germany all on their own by 1945, so that means they should have all of Germany's cups. 

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

They are going to claim the 1860 world cup?

Middle East Conference champs!! 

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Wow, what a chance!  De Gea had it covered though I think

No way. That was in if lower. 

7 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

ahh the replay did show it as a clear goal for Costa....Kane  not an own goal

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8 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Offside.  Singular.  There is no plural.  :)

Unlike aggy, which is both singular, and plural.  And a verb, a noun, pronoun, adjective and adverb.

The comma you put after the word "singular" is unnecessary and incorrect.

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it may be unnecessary, but the chicago manual allows it, to inflect a brief pause.  page 888.

Spain and Portugal sitting on the same GF and GA.  If they have identical scorelines again next matchday, then they draw lots to see who is 1st in the group?

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

Beheading incoming.

Whoa whoa... Let’s not get a head off ourselves.

5 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I really think we end up with less than 6 goals for the whole day now.

5 hours ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

I disagree.

Iran may try to pack it in for the point, but I don't see how they keep more than 2 out of the net.  They looked terrible against Morocco.  

Saudi Arabia may ship five again as they may be the worst team in the field.

I was feeling good after the early goal in the second game, but shows what I know.

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Spain and Portugal sitting on the same GF and GA.  If they have identical scorelines again next matchday, then they draw lots to see who is 1st in the group?

It goes to fair play points first.

2 minutes ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

It goes to fair play points first.

So neither gets in?

14 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

So neither gets in?

Jordi Alba and Ronaldo get in a slap fight for the honors.

It looks like both teams have a single yellow.

Just kidding, Spain have one and Portugal have two - so Spain is on top at the moment.

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Just now, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

Jordi Alba and Ronaldo get in a slap fight for the honors.

It looks like both teams have a single yellow.

Do they count the dozen or so yellows that Ronaldo should have received for diving or Sergio should have received for being a cunt?

8 minutes ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

It goes to fair play points first.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that.  Because it's so fucking stupid I guess.

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Do they count the dozen or so yellows that Ronaldo should have received for diving or Sergio should have received for being a cunt?

Not sure.  But given your scenario, I think this would be similar to comparing two singularities.  I didn't pay attention enough in math to remember if you can compare undefinable functions.

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