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14 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

Willson Contreras is sort of hot right now. Marlins and White Sox back to back doesn’t hurt either.

Last three games: 10 hits, 3 HR, 11 RBI, 8 XBH. Yowza.

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Fucking Bellinger tried to bunt against the shift in the 9th down 2... 

The count was 3-0. And he failed.

 

So who went 517 at Coors?

Vlad was the best, one of my favorite non Cubs ever.

^ Jr posted a social media pic today from JFK because Tor is @ NYM tomorrow. Predictably, the twitterverse lost their shit thinking he was coming up, but it was a re-post from last year specifically to troll. 

 

He won. 

So who went 517 at Coors?
Ohtani in bp
24 minutes ago, TheFlagship said:

 

It’d be interesting if Cano got popped while in the hospital after that HBP broke his hand.

7 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

It’d be interesting if Cano got popped while in the hospital after that HBP broke his hand.

No, the case was pending before that.  It's why he gets to count the DL stint as part of the 80 games.

1 minute ago, spystud13 said:

That kicks him out of the postseason too. 

Doesn't he play for the Mariners?

19 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Doesn't he play for the Mariners?

Ouch

That has to torpedo his currently borderline HOF aspirations?

21 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Doesn't he play for the Mariners?

 

2 minutes ago, huge said:

Ouch

 

 

Eh, most Mariners fans laugh at that part, too.  

Laugh right before we put this here noose around the neck that is.

 

And boom goes the dynamite:

 

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That kicks him out of the postseason too. 

Why is that? His suspension who be up at game 120. That’s in August.
2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:


Why is that? His suspension who be up at game 120. That’s in August.

You get busted in season, you're ineligible for playoffs.  That's the rule.

22 minutes ago, huge said:

Ouch

That has to torpedo his currently borderline HOF aspirations?

Yep, and he had a strong case, too.

9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Cano could have retired before the season and made the HoF.  Maybe not the first year, but in the next couple.

He's 7th in Jaffe's JAWS: https://www.baseball-reference.com/leaders/jaws_2B.shtml

He has been the best 2Bman for the last decade, and to me, that make a guy HOF-worthy.

Holy crap Bobby Grich???  Who knew?

You get busted in season, you're ineligible for playoffs.  That's the rule.

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Fucking hell...

 

Boston Red Sox reliever Carson Smith suffered a subluxation of his right shoulder when he threw his glove in the dugout Monday night, president of baseball operations Dave Dombrowski told reporters Tuesday.

Smith was placed on the 10-day disabled list Monday, but Dombrowski said there was no timetable for his return.

Dombrowski called the injury "unfortunate" and said Smith is seeking a second opinion.

"It's got the potential of being a major injury," he said.

Smith said he's concerned.

"Any shoulder injury isn't a good injury," the right-hander told reporters. "Elbow's one thing, but a shoulder is something you don't mess with. Yeah, I'm concerned."

Smith allowed an eighth-inning home run to the Athletics' Khris Davis in Boston's 6-5 loss Monday night. When Smith left the mound he threw his glove in frustration, causing the injury.

I wish Goldschmidt would remove his head from his ass for my fantasy team purposes

I almost screenshot’d his OPS in the box score during Sunday night’s game for Beau to highlight the immortal Daniel Descalso having an OPS 150 points higher. 

If the Marlins can hand the Dodgers their 6th straight loss today, the two teams will have the same record.

 

16 hours ago, spystud13 said:

I almost screenshot’d his OPS in the box score during Sunday night’s game for Beau to highlight the immortal Daniel Descalso having an OPS 150 points higher. 

Descalso has to be the next guy popped for PEDs.  He now has a 140 wRC+, which is probably understated because I think it uses last year's (pre-humidor) park affect numbers.  His ISO is .259, which is more than double his career average.  

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