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3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

This pitcher is a fucking disaster.

Also it was hilarious watching Jeter look around with a “where da fuck are all the fans?” look on his face about 5 minutes before first pitch.

Welcome to Miami home slice.

Marlins attendance will be based on how well the visiting teams fans turn out. He should be happy he's getting the Cubs today and not the A's. 

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1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

LMAO at this opening the season.  Great call to feature the Marlins.

Golden boy Jeter bull shit. Anybody with a brain knows this an epic mismatch. Cubs are world series contenders. Marlins are 110 losses contenders. 

lmao at having Jose Urena as your opening day starter

21 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

lmao at having Jose Urena as your opening day starter

Jose, Urena lot of trouble. 

1 pitch, 1 HR......Welcome back baseball!
1 pitch and the Marlins have been eliminated

You have to choose one defensive LF- Manny, Alfonso Soriano, or Kyle Schwarber- what...do you do?

5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Manny. Just for the laughs

And the high fives to fans

It's very rare that I watch an MLB game and don't know who 90% of each teams starters are.  That said, who the fuck are these guys in Marlins uniforms?  Jeter should be banned for this abortion.

I hate to read too much into one game, but based on the decline we saw in '17 (drastic decline in WAR, WHIP jumped by .3, ERA climbed nearly two runs, BAA went up almost 50 points, etc.), I think Lester's shakiness today is something that we'll see repeated a fair amount in '18.  Dude's got nearly 2200 innings lifetime, and at some point, the wheels just start coming off.

Have the Pirates been eliminated from Playoff contention yet?  

A lot of good stuff on this page. 

Cubs Marlins game time was 3:18. But you had 12 runs, 3 hrs, and 11 walks and a fun game. Pace of play talk needs to go away.

let's play a game called "wow, he's hitting where?"

buxton is hitting 8th

granderson is hitting cleanup

carlos gomez is hitting 3rd.

what you got?

Here is the guy who promised to jump into Lake Michigan if Ian Happ lead off the game with a HR. 

 

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he homered in 40% of his games last year.  not sure "unreal" is the right word.  "impressive" better describes it.

of course judge struck out on 3 pitches.  guess the tweet will come later about how hard he swung.

What's with all of the individual team threads?  I'm not going to start a Dodger thread just so I can talk to myself like Mr. Jones of Winky Dinky Dog

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That Red Sox bullpen is as clutch as Kevin Morgan's sphincter.

The Yankees are 1-0 for the first time since 2011. Also Stanton went yard twice. Judge went 2-4 with a double, Gardner homered, Sanchez doubled, and Sevy was lights out. The rest of the MLB is really fighting to see who finishes in 2nd place at the end, it's obvious that no one's stopping the Yankee machine this year. 

The Red Sox announcers are taking this hard. Joey Cora with a rough start.

Man the AL Central is going to be trash this year. I mean it is historically too, but especially this year.

10 minutes ago, Helobious said:

The rest of the MLB is really fighting to see who finishes in 2nd place at the end, it's obvious that no one's stopping the Yankee machine this year. 

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Matt Davidson with 3 bombs?!
486 homer pace...is that good?
21 minutes ago, Helobious said:

The Yankees are 1-0 for the first time since 2011. Also Stanton went yard twice. Judge went 2-4 with a double, Gardner homered, Sanchez doubled, and Sevy was lights out. The rest of the MLB is really fighting to see who finishes in 2nd place at the end, it's obvious that no one's stopping the Yankee machine this year. 

Hahaha

Four ground balls for Ohtani today?  Is he known as a ground ball hitter? 

13 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Four ground balls for Ohtani today?  Is he known as a ground ball hitter? 

After spring training i think they are glad he got 1 hit and made contact

Kluber seems like he sucks?

I need to learn VPN wizardry to use mlbtv. The blackout rules are the worst

I need to learn VPN wizardry to use mlbtv. The blackout rules are the worst
Use a smart DNS service like unlocator.


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lad/kershaw -310 and lose.  their offense seems really weak without turner.

For you DTV users, remember you get the whole MLB package for the first 2 weeks or so. 

7 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

It’s one game.

And for us, that one game represents the only time we will have a winning record this season. 

What's with all of the individual team threads?  I'm not going to start a Dodger thread just so I can talk to myself like Mr. Jones of Winky Dinky Dog
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Maybe you and that Reds fan can join forces.

Pirates score 4 in the top of the 9th to take a 10-6 lead, then the Tigers score 4 in the bottom of the 9th to tie it at 10. Guessing we will see more of that from both teams throughout the season. 

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