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7 hours ago, spystud13 said:

7 whole days late on that one, good job. 

he's such a clueless jerk off.

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3 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Is she still just your date, 10+ years later? Lol

forever friend zoned.

She's just making sure this one's a woman.  For real.


Yeah she's totally fugly.

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you literally just made the most idiotic post i've ever seen.

Dude, the implication was that some of your previous dates turned out to be men.  Maybe the joke wasn't clear.  Maybe you just missed it.  I wasn't dogging your girl, she is very pretty.

Peace and Chill.

11 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Dude, the implication was that some of your previous dates turned out to be men.  Maybe the joke wasn't clear.  Maybe you just missed it.  I wasn't dogging your girl, she is very pretty.

Peace and Chill.

ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF OVERREACTING TO SOMETHING?! ME?!

23 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Is she still just your date, 10+ years later? Lol

also i'm assuming that this in reference to the basketball video if me and her; if so, good eye.

Also, your mom looks like she could throw down some nasty dunks on an 8' rim, and I mean that as a compliment.

compliment taken. she's a helluvan athlete for a 65 year old. taught Drew Brees everything he knows (she taught him in PE some decades ago).

Kid making his first career MLB start @ C almost kills his P to end the game. 

 

 

With time zone differences, I can only see afternoon games over here.  I checked today’s schedule and see the Yankees vs Mariners (Paxton vs Severino) is this afternoon.  So help me God if this winds up being one of those shitty ass Facebook games I’m going to burn down Rob Manfred’s house and throat fuck Zuckerberg’s geisha wife.

12 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

should i be concerned about my mom checking out my date?

 

 

How was Coors Field?  One of many stadiums on my "need to visit" list.  If nothing else, for the weather alone.

 

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
10 hours ago, Tommy Nobis said:
Astros first to 50 wins

Is there a trophy for that?

Yes and it's much better than the "We'll be 20 games out of first by the All-Star Break" trophy.

3 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

 

How was Coors Field?  One of many stadiums on my "need to visit" list.  If nothing else, for the weather alone.

 

weather was perfect. i was surprised at how many fans showed up for a midweek game against the Mets, even if more than half the crowd showed up in the second inning (this city reminds me of austin down to the shitty traffic). one thing that stood out was how friendly everyone who worked for the Rockies was. we spoke to probably 8-10 different employees for various reasons and they all were helpful and engaging. as the sun went down the place just got more and more beautiful. i've wanted to come to a game here for a long time and this one lived up to it, particularly with the high score and the performances of my three Rockies fantasy players (Blackmon, DJ, Ottavino). Also it was dollar hotdog night and your boy took advantage. bottom line, we had a blast. most fun i've had at a (mostly) neutral game in a long time.

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Paxton vs Severino is pretty good for a Wednesday matinee.  Judge just hit a 2 run homer in the bottom of the 1st and Stanton almost made it back to back but was robbed on a hell of a catch by Haniger in center.

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4-0 Yanks after 1 though

back to back shitty starts for paxton vs nyy/bos.  not a great sign for the playoffs if you're an m's fan.

Yankees let the Mariners back in it.  I’m interested to see what kind of black magic bullshit the Mariners will pull out in this one.

Phillie Phanatic Shoots Woman In Face With Hot Dog Gun, Sends Her To Hospital

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The Phillie Phanatic aimed his hot dog gun, pressed a button and fired into the stands. The duct tape-wrapped hot dog flew through the air … and hit Kathy McVay in the face. It knocked off her glasses, gave her a black eye and sent her to the emergency room. She has to ice her face every 20 minutes.

The incident happened Monday during the Phillies’ home game against the Cardinals. McVay, who was sitting near home plate, told 6 ABC’sAction News that she wasn’t able to protect her face because she has a shoulder injury that she’s getting surgically repaired soon. Fortunately, tests showed she didn’t suffer a concussion.

“I have a small hematoma in my eye,” she told 6 ABC. “And mostly, it’s going to get worse before it gets better. It’s going to go down the side of my face.”

McVay is a great sport about it. She said she’s fine if people laugh at the situation—which is great, because it is pretty funny—and was happy to talk to Action News because she wanted to warn Phillies fans of the dangers of flying hot dogs.

She also says she has no intention of suing the Phillie Phanatic, a mascot who was named “the most-sued mascot in the majors” in a 2002 Cardozo Law Review article. But McVay might not have much of a case even if she wanted to sue. A fan sued Kansas City Royals mascot Sluggerr for something similar in 2010. As Philadelphia lawyer Adam Bonin recapped in a Twitter thread, the Missouri Supreme Court ruled in Coomer v. Kansas City Royals Baseball Corp. that tossed hot dogs—unlike bats and balls—were not an inherent part of a baseball game and the Royals could be sued for the incident. But when the case went trial in 2015, the Royals were foundto be not at fault.

The Phillies may not have to answer for the Phanatic’s hot dog shooting, but they have offered McVay free tickets to an upcoming game. The Phanatic ought to have a bunch of hot dogs for her, and just hand them to her this time.

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The Phanatic, Ralphie Parker, was unavailable for comment.

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from the "fantasy is easy to predict" category - brandon nimmo is leading the nl in slugging.  trevor story (selected 96th in our draft) is leading mlb in rbi.  ross stripling is #1 on pr30 for sp. 

On 4/6/2018 at 11:09 AM, Fozzz said:

Obviously still early, but I wonder if the shift (including the Astros' softball shift) has gotten into Joey Gallo's head a bit.  He's not pulling the ball at all so far and the contact quality on his fly balls has been trash.  

Not sure if it's the shift, but this has held up well.  Pull% down.  HR/FB% down.  Sucks for Arlington.  

40 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

from the "fantasy is easy to predict" category - brandon nimmo is leading the nl in slugging.  trevor story (selected 96th in our draft) is leading mlb in rbi.  ross stripling is #1 on pr30 for sp. 

not to mention both hitters are nl guys.

7 hours ago, Fozzz said:

Not sure if it's the shift, but this has held up well.  Pull% down.  HR/FB% down.  Sucks for Arlington.  

He just sucks.

8 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He just sucks.

He can suck eggs for eternity, but he better have o35.5 HRs, nomsayin?

First Odor...now Gallo.  Rangers are pretty good at breaking promising hitters.  

51 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

First Odor...now Gallo.  Rangers are pretty good at breaking promising hitters.  

Not true. Only promising pitchers.

3 hours ago, TheFlagship said:

Not true. Only promising pitchers.

well, promising ranger pitchers.  they make some other pitchers look pretty damn good.

Hanley Ramirez is apparently under investigation for a murder in the Dominican Republic in 2015.  

So... I can see why he is still a free agent. 

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Commissioner Robert D. Manfred Jr. announced on Friday that Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Roberto Osuna has accepted a suspension without pay through Aug. 4, 2018, for violating Major League Baseball's Joint Domestic Violence, Sexual Assault and Child Abuse Policy. The unpaid suspension of Osuna is retroactive to May 8, 2018, and covers 75 games.

Osuna has agreed not to appeal the discipline. Consistent with the terms of the Policy, Osuna will participate in a confidential and comprehensive evaluation and treatment program supervised by the Joint Policy Board.

Commissioner Manfred issued the following statement regarding the discipline:

"My office has completed its investigation into the allegation that Roberto Osuna violated Major League Baseball's Joint Domestic Violence, Sexual Assault and Child Abuse Policy on May 8, 2018. Having reviewed all of the available evidence, I have concluded that Mr. Osuna violated the Policy and should be subject to discipline in the form of an unpaid suspension that will expire on August 4th."

 

Odubel is killing me in fantasy right now. He’s homered in 5 straight games. That guy is so god damn streaky and I swear his hot streaks are always when he’s playing me.

3 hours ago, dbecks said:

Hanley Ramirez is apparently under investigation for a murder in the Dominican Republic in 2015.  

So... I can see why he is still a free agent. 

Drug dealing is the wrap now.  Fentanyl, of all things. 

The twins are the Aggy of mlb.

They threw at a guy because he stole a base in the FOURTH INNING! Rangers were up 9-2 in the fourth and apparently were supposed to stop trying. The Twins eventually had the game winning run up to bat in the 9th inning  

 

 

On 6/23/2018 at 3:33 AM, dbecks said:

Drug dealing is the wrap now.  Fentanyl, of all things. 

How much money did that dumbass make playing baseball?  Why would you slang dope if you had a lucrative career?

17 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Mickey Mantle was awesome.

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Bullpen giving him a blowjob takes team camaraderie to a different level. 

She does sound like a very nice girl

weird question.  i would assume any true yankee fan would be honored to swallow.

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