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It would fucking suck to have nets all the way down the line. It would keep clubs from being sued from hits like that, that aren't saved by the grown men who we make fun of for bringing their gloves to the ballpark. One of the first things they teach you in Tball is not to take your eye off the ball. Fielding, hitting, or otherwise. Being a fan in the seats is no different. They already don't let fans walk down the aisles while the ball is in play. Teach your kids ballpark etiquette, which includes watching the ball at all times. It will keep them from being injured. 

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Or just put the fucking nets up, because people don’t pay attention or aren’t able to react quickly enough. The nets don’t affect your view at games. There is no reason not to mandate them in every stadium.

Jesus Christ that’s scary stuff right there. They need to go ahead and put netting all the way into short left field so we don’t have to count on 40+ middle aged men saving people because they brought their gloves. Especially when you think about how glued everyone is to their smartphones. 


Agreed, but fucking parents need to quit that shit. And at Wrigley of all fucking parks.
8 hours ago, thetruth said:

It would fucking suck to have nets all the way down the line. It would keep clubs from being sued from hits like that, that aren't saved by the grown men who we make fun of for bringing their gloves to the ballpark. One of the first things they teach you in Tball is not to take your eye off the ball. Fielding, hitting, or otherwise. Being a fan in the seats is no different. They already don't let fans walk down the aisles while the ball is in play. Teach your kids ballpark etiquette, which includes watching the ball at all times. It will keep them from being injured. 

I think nets are an overreaction but expecting even seasoned adults to maintain focus for 3+ hours is pretty tough. There's plenty of room for distraction in all that time.

I always laugh when some Billy badass talks about keeping your eye glued to every pitch in a 3.5 hour game. You’re sitting in the stands not playing short stop for the Yankees  

Put the nets up already. 

11 hours ago, Helobious said:

Judge likely out until September with a wrist fracture. Yet some men still believe in a god.

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Over the course of a few years Cole Hamels has fallen from being a top of rotation SP to being outclassed by a slumping JA Happ in the SP rental market. lol

Edited by Fozzz

Cubs are trying to corner the market in overpaid starters.

who am i? 

last six starts:

38 ip

28 hits

5 bb

42 k

5 er

5 w

0 L

Edited by Goo Punch

8 hours ago, texifornia said:

I think nets are an overreaction but expecting even seasoned adults to maintain focus for 3+ hours is pretty tough. There's plenty of room for distraction in all that time.

This would distract me. 

 

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1 hour ago, Goo Punch said:

who am i? 

last six starts:

38 ip

28 hits

5 bb

42 k

5 er

5 w

0 L

Kyle Gibson? 

who am i? 
last six starts:
38 ip
28 hits
5 bb
42 k
5 er
5 w
0 L


I had a guess but my guess is just a rung lower in his last 6 starts
37ip
33 hits
8bb
37 k
7er
3-2 with 1 nd
1 minute ago, Scraps said:

 


I had a guess but my guess is just a rung lower in his last 6 starts
37ip
33 hits
8bb
37 k
7er
3-2 with 1 nd

 

buchholz?

buchholz?

No but his team does wear red lol
1 hour ago, TheFlagship said:

Dbacks get doubles machine Eduardo Escobar. Useful piece for sure 

Especially because Jake Lamb is dogshit this year.  Wonder what they're going to do with him? 

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

 


I had a guess but my guess is just a rung lower in his last 6 starts
37ip
33 hits
8bb
37 k
7er
3-2 with 1 nd

 

skaggs?

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Especially because Jake Lamb is dogshit this year.  Wonder what they're going to do with him? 

 

Lamb is DL’d for now. 

On 7/21/2018 at 3:55 PM, TheFlagship said:

Familia trade to A’s official.

He's been instantly effective - critical to our sweep against the Rangers. It also means we don't have to work Trivino and Treinen onto the DL before September. Nice to see a trade have immediate value.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well if you can beat the rangers, you’re well on your way. 

Hah yeah, the Rangers suck, but going as long as those games did, we'd have been giving high-leverage innings to Wendelken and (barf) Hatcher instead.

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5 hours ago, TheFlagship said:

Dbacks get doubles machine Eduardo Escobar. Useful piece for sure 

I am especially thankful for this trade so that now I can quit getting Eduardo Escobar and Eddie Rosario confused on the Twins.

3 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

Moose to Brewers, Brett Phillips one of two going back. 

Do they still have Travis Shaw? Has he been that bad this year?

 

Im actually watching the brewers game right now for fantasy baseball purposes, and unless I just missed it, their crew has no idea.

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.1 IP, 4 BB, 3 ER, 2 balks for Carlos Gomez on the bump tonight. 

 

All that in 21 pitches

 

Nice of them to cut off the announcers before either one mentions the fucking insane stretch & pick. 

 

 

9 hours ago, spystud13 said:

He'll play a lot of 2B, been working there for awhile. 

I’ll be interested in seeing what that looks like, especially when turning double plays. I read that Shaw hasn’t logged a single inning at 2B since he’s been in the big leagues. 

They don’t play til late @ SF, will be interesting to see their lineup. 

.263/.263/.368

Should be batting 6th in the lineup when he pitches.

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

.263/.263/.368

Should be batting 6th in the lineup when he pitches.

Needs to work on taking some walks

greinke was the answer to my "who am i" btw. dude is pitching like he wants some hardware.

14 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

greinke was the answer to my "who am i" btw. dude is pitching like he wants some hardware.

I hope I don't put the curse on him, but he has been amazing to watch.

Fastball around 90, "changeup" at 87, curve in the 60s, and he's spotting everything better than anyone in the league.

Plus, he might be both the best fielding pitcher and the best hitting pitcher in MLB.

Edited by Beau Vine

Turner for the nats just led off with a bunt over the 1b head (realmuto welcomed to first base). I’m sure it will be tweeted shortly. 

Stassi/Beltre staredown is 5 stars. Im sure it will be on the twatters soon as well

17 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Stassi/Beltre staredown is 5 stars. Im sure it will be on the twatters soon as well

Haha I saw that. Nice to see beltre still having fun in the dog days of summer on this terrible baseball team.

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