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21 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

are you serious?  his helo bit is believing the garbage he's posting.  it's actually not really a bit.

Not even helo is this ignorant.  You got a big ol' fish hook in your lip.

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22 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

No, he doesn’t honestly believe the most homers means the best offense. He bit on Guadaloopy, all the rest of you bit on him. 

i think he will absolutely take this angle once he realizes how it looks.  but otherwise, you're giving him way too much credit.

On 3/29/2018 at 4:12 PM, Helobious said:

The Yankees are 1-0 for the first time since 2011. Also Stanton went yard twice. Judge went 2-4 with a double, Gardner homered, Sanchez doubled, and Sevy was lights out. The rest of the MLB is really fighting to see who finishes in 2nd place at the end, it's obvious that no one's stopping the Yankee machine this year. 

posted on page 2.

you think for a second he didn't believe this when he posted it?  shit, he probably believes it right now.

Yes, I don’t believe he thought everyone was fighting for 2nd after OD. He knows he can fuck with the Astros’ contingent around here, & this is only more proof. 

Hook now completely down your gullet.  

Might as well keep fighting.

Listen, he is a fucking idiot when it comes to MLB knowledge, we all agree on that. But he also knows how to fuck with this board. 

i do not believe helo thought the season was over after one game.  i do 100% believe that he thought the yankees were far and away the best team in baseball and everyone would be fighting for 2nd best once he saw the new product with stanton on the field.  i heard much smarter yankee fans spouting very similar shit in april.

there's a difference between stirring the pot to fuck with people, and stirring the pot with what you think is true.  unintentional comedy is still comedy.  i'll believe what i believe until he proves otherwise.

oh, and @Beau Vine  thanks, i get it.  you are always so wise.

i actually agree with hg. i think y'all are giving helo too much credit. he's not some cheeky troll like fatty, he's a 20-something yankee fan from the rio grande valley who truly believes the things that he types. that's how i've always seen it.

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also, this is awesome. stanton hits a hr at fenway, and not only does the guy throw it back, he hits stanton with the ball. amazing:

 

 

That guy will never pay for a beer at Fenway again.

39 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i do not believe helo thought the season was over after one game.  i do 100% believe that he thought the yankees were far and away the best team in baseball and everyone would be fighting for 2nd best once he saw the new product with stanton on the field.  i heard much smarter yankee fans spouting very similar shit in april.

there's a difference between stirring the pot to fuck with people, and stirring the pot with what you think is true.  unintentional comedy is still comedy.  i'll believe what i believe until he proves otherwise.

oh, and @Beau Vine  thanks, i get it.  you are always so wise.

Hey, I'm not going to lie -- I started a "Dave Kingman is a better hitter than Rod Carew" reply before I figured out he was trolling and bailed on it.  

But keep fighting!

I thought the Yankees were the best team in the MLB, and not because of OD. For stretches this season they did look the part, and shit they’re gonna be a 100 game winner this year. I thought they were the best team and they’re gonna end up being 3rd best by record, I’m such a dumbass

Like some of my other posts, the homers=best offense thing was a half-assed troll that I didn’t even think would get a response. It’s hilarious to me that gandorf wrote a magnum opus reply to it.

15 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I thought the Yankees were the best team in the MLB, and not because of OD. For stretches this season they did look the part, and shit they’re gonna be a 100 game winner this year. I thought they were the best team and they’re gonna end up being 3rd best by record, I’m such a dumbass

Like some of my other posts, the homers=best offense thing was a half-assed troll that I didn’t even think would get a response. It’s hilarious to me that gandorf wrote a magnum opus reply to it.

i have young nephews that don't know that much about stuff.  i'm used to it. 

oh, and i also 100% called this.

You were wrong bro, it happens. He trolls Astros’ fans. You reacted, Scraps reacted, Gut Wagon reacted. Who do each of you root for? 

10 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

You were wrong bro, it happens. He trolls Astros’ fans. You reacted, Scraps reacted, Gut Wagon reacted. Who do each of you root for? 

i'm happy to "take the l" on this particular one, since clearly helo is above believing what he wrote.  on this one.  but you do realize he was being genuine about the other post i quoted, right?  it must be nice to be able to decide afterwards when you're being stupid or being stupid on purpose.

don't worry, buddy.  i'm rooting for the yankees.  hard.

Could we all just get our panties out of a wad and celebrate the fact there's a pretty good chance of baseball on Monday and/or a Dodgers-Cubs WC game?

kershaw gives up 5 to the shitty giants.  they can't be feeling great right now.

22 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

Well this escalated quickly. 

Rox go against Stras tonight and Scherzer tomorrow.   Game 163 looking more and more likely.  

The Crew is leading and the Rox are losing.   We’re going to head into the last day of September with TWO tied division races.  Too much fun... unless you root for one of the four teams involved.  

5 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

also, this is awesome. stanton hits a hr at fenway, and not only does the guy throw it back, he hits stanton with the ball. amazing:

 

 

it gets better:

 

 

2 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

it gets better:

 

 

Take a bow, internet.  

38 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Marlins-Mets tied 0-0 in the 10th.  

Wright is out of the game I’m sure, so no heroics from him. 

yelich just clinched the mvp.


Pretty much. Baez needs like 3 hrs including the walkoff in extras to win the division to have a shot. I won’t complain any of Yelich wins it. He took it, and Baez didn’t lose it.
15 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:

So the NL Central and NL West are both tied after 161 games.

Surely we'll get at least 1 tie breaker game, right?

I may be wrong, but I think the only way we don't get a tie breaker is if both of the divisional races go one win and one loss tomorrow.  Correct?

Correct.  The strategy for those will be interesting too because the loser(s) would still be in the wc game.  Basically you have to win 1 of 2 games to make the real playoffs.  So do you save your ace hoping to use him in Game 1 of the NLDS and throw in the WC game if you lose.  If you get behind early do you save all your best relievers for the WC game?

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3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Ok Khris, we get it.
You’re a .247 hitter.
Needs a 1 for 4 day (or just not play) for his fourth straight .247 season.
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Please let this happen.  Even though he is in division, he is my favorite non-Astro.  

I really wish the A’s were in a different division/league/sport than my favorite team so I wouldn’t be conflicted about rooting for a great group of players.   

41 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

Wash is going with a rookie now instead of Max. LAD going with Hill instead of Buehler. 

https://www.mlb.com/news/rich-hill-starting-game-162-for-dodgers/c-296658660

 

Yuck.  Would really like to see teams put their best effort forward, especially in games that matter as much as the COL/WAS game.   Just looked at the probables for everyone, and there are some UGLY ERAs taking the hill for game 162.  

And it looks like Cubs and Brewers will have a one game playoff for the NL Central.  Losers of each game play in the WC game

Almost wonder if some of these games were closer and you knew your division rival already won, do you risk tanking to avoid the extra game?

16 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Almost wonder if some of these games were closer and you knew your division rival already won, do you risk tanking to avoid the extra game?

Almost every game was played at virtually the same time today so as to avoid scoreboard watching affecting strategy 

All these games that don’t mean shit are finishing fast as fuck today. 

Oppo double in likely Mauer’s last AB for the home crowd, pretty cool. 

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