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Watching Extra during lunch and found out they’re rebooting Who’s the boss. Tony Danza and Alyssa Milano are set to reprise their roles as Tony’s retired and she’s a single mom. For some reason they’re living in the same house as in the original. They didn’t mention Judith Light or whoever that other kid was. Is this something people were clamoring for? Amazon Freevee, whatever that is.

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No. No clamoring. Not a single clamor.

If Danny Pintauro and his husband are not a part of this reboot, I'm boycotting. 

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They should just mash these all up into a single series for the nostalgia folk to bing nonstop.

Whose The Fuller House of Bel-Air At Night Court Quantum Leap By the Bell 

 

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I'm not going to lie, I fapped to Judith Light back in the 80s.  I think it was something about wanting to do such dirty things to such an uptight woman.

Judith Light found a second career as a GILF porn actress 

I always thought this show was lame
 

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Judith Light found a second career as a GILF porn actress 

I always thought this show was lame
 

nuh uh....I looked it up

13 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Katherine Helmond was always the boss.

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Alyssa Milano is about my age.... her and Nicole Eggert in Charles in Charge got a lot of fap time in the late 80's.

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1 hour ago, GoPokes83 said:

Watching Extra during lunch

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6 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Alyssa Milano is about my age.... her and Nicole Eggert in Charles in Charge got a lot of fap time in the late 80's.

 

6 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Alyssa Milano is about my age.... her and Nicole Eggert in Charles in Charge got a lot of fap time in the late 80's.

So damn hot -- both of them. What was the erotic vampire movie Milano did? That was an enjoyable movie.

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

 

So damn hot -- both of them. What was the erotic vampire movie Milano did? That was an enjoyable movie.

Embrace of the Vampire. She also did a Poison Ivy sequel that had some good scenes. 

27 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Embrace of the Vampire. She also did a Poison Ivy sequel that had some good scenes. 

And Nicole Eggert did a movie called Blown Away that was also quite... enjoyable.

 

1 hour ago, Butch Had Not said:

Alyssa Milano is about my age.... her and Nicole Eggert in Charles in Charge got a lot of fap time in the late 80's.

* she

I celebrate her entire body of work. 
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Charmed was peak Alyssa Milano.

 

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She’s older than me so my faps were no pedo.

 

All these 80s reboots have been massive suck fests. Which means I’ll be tuning this one in as well.

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

I'm not going to lie, I fapped to Judith Light back in the 80s.  I think it was something about wanting to do such dirty things to such an uptight woman.

She wasn't always uptight, was a former hooker in Llanview that her Dr husband didn't know about and it came out during the Marco Dane murder trial.  She decided she only had one life to live and left her Dr husband in search of a new life, new identity and poof, we we have Angela Bower Ad Exec.  

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i didn't realize anyone had any interest in watching extra.

Should have said it was on after the news and I was too lazy to change it while waiting for Maury to start

judith light has had a nice little second act this past decade.  mostly i think due to ryan murphy.

9 hours ago, Lhorn said:

I celebrate her entire body of work. 
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Is that...wait...that is.  That's Olaf!  My love for you is like Beserker. 

11 hours ago, Red Five said:

My favorite episode of Who's the Boss was when Milano turned into a sex-crazed lesbian vampire. 

I believe that was The Outer Limits.  The world's most trite show sure booked the best guest stars.

12 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


She was probably like 38 in that pic just to fuck up all us aging Gen Xers.

Had to be over 55 in the picture.  Born in 1929 and Who's the boss started in 1984

13 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


She was probably like 38 in that pic just to fuck up all us aging Gen Xers.

Born in 1929 so more like late mid 50s.

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5 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

Born in 1929 so more like late mid 50s.

Wheelhouse 

Still no Mr Belvedere reboot though? Thanks a lot Biden.

17 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Still no Mr Belvedere reboot though? Thanks a lot Biden.

Brocktune passed away a few years ago. You're SOL on that one.

15 hours ago, Red Five said:

Brocktune passed away a few years ago. You're SOL on that one.

How about Clifton Webb?

Ugh. The show wasn’t that good when it originally aired.

I’m a little older than Alyssa. I still thought she was a little hottie even though it would have been inappropriate for the two of us to date before she turned 18. I’ve never seen her Teen Steam workout video but I’ll bet most of the people who purchased it were men older than me.

Katherine Helmond was always a babe. I knew her from Soap. I never saw anything in Judith Light. She was a bleach blonde (with horribly dark roots) but she wasn’t fat so at least she had that going for her. But I never thought she was attractive at all. Not even when she was younger and trying to seduce Steven Keaton at the PBS station.

We’ve seen Alyssa nude pre-boob job and she was fine. But I guess I can understand why she got the boob job. In some photos it looked like they weren’t quite the same size. And it was a pretty good boob job. And she showed them off afterward so I’m not going to complain. I wish Christina Applegate would’ve shown them off while she still had hers. What a shame that the world missed out on that.

But I digress. Anyway, here are some more recent photos of Alyssa that I found on Reddit. The first is from just last year.

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On 1/26/2023 at 7:57 PM, GoPokes83 said:


Should have said it was on after the news and I was too lazy to change it while waiting for Maury to start

Yeah, that’s not making it any better.

On 3/1/2023 at 9:12 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

Well hello, Alyssa.

I’m still not going to watch your show. Just saying hello.

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Spoiler

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She's in a series called Insatiable on Netflix.  She looks pretty good.   

Don't do a before and after on Nicole though.  

Oh and I tried to watch the rehash of night court.  I just can't sit through anything with a laugh track anymore.  

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