January 27, 20232 yr Is that the name we’re going with in 2026? I hope not, because it’s sucks. There must be something better.
January 28, 20232 yr You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2026? Or is this mouth-vacuum thing for real.
January 28, 20232 yr It will be the anniversary where Texas sends out invitations to 10 other states and each one of those 10 piggybacks 4 other states (because they're family), except Florida. Florida only asks 3, but Puerto Rico jumps into the car at the last minute. They drink up all the booze at the bar but things are kept going when everyone pools their money together and sends Utah, the only sober state, to HEB on a beer run. At the end of the night, after several spirited arguments and one drunk fight, everyone leaves for home carrying extra plates full of food covered with aluminum foil.
January 28, 20232 yr 6 hours ago, RPM said: Can't be any worse than Sesquicentennial. Nah, I like it.
January 28, 20232 yr 58 minutes ago, Armybrat said: Nah, I like it. Nice. I had to record Charley Pride reading a script for a station promo. He couldn't say "It's all part of the Sesquicentennial celebration." After the 4th take I knew it wasn't going to get better and I didn't want to insult him. "Nailed it! Thanks, Charley!" I edited the shit out of it and you could kind of understand him.
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