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I won’t even respond to the bad take above, but I have to jump in here to defend Kelly Reilly. 

She’s only 42. I’d say she’s in prime. She definitely has them things. They almost make True Detective Season 2 mildly intriguing. Almost. 

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Casey's poke-a-hoe Indian bitch is still whiney as fuck. Just have her stand there in scenes. No dialog. 

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1 hour ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Casey's poke-a-hoe Indian bitch is still whiney as fuck. Just have her stand there in scenes. No dialog. 

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On June 1, 2020 at 5:37 PM, immortal13 said:

That's the best example to describe this show. It would be good if it was even remotely realistic. That and the Beth character are why I bailed out on it.

Beth? Best character on the show. You know every time she comes on screen, some shit's about to happen.

Wife and I watched first two seasons again  last week and this season's premier. Our favorite scene, of all shows, was when Monica calls Beth to the boutique. Beth knows how to fuck with people. Or is it fuck up people?

 

Oh sweet we have a tv camera critic in here. Go watch nick toons, bro. Who fukin cares or looks for that shit.

We are glad this show is back. My dad dropped out season 1. But yesterday we showed him last half of season 2 and the season 3 premier. “Man, I guess I need to keep watching. Is it every Sunday?” Yea, dad. Sundays are good again.

This season looks really good from the trailer. There are 3 more chics to be introduced that we saw on their IG video. Two will be in the bunkhouse.


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How long have they been in the ranch house that she can't find the fucking stairs?  That was a weird scene.

20 hours ago, EastTexan said:

Beth? Best character on the show. You know every time she comes on screen, some shit's about to happen.

Wife and I watched first two seasons again  last week and this season's premier. Our favorite scene, of all shows, was when Monica calls Beth to the boutique. Beth knows how to fuck with people. Or is it fuck up people?

 

That was a great scene.

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‘Yellowstone’ Season 3 Premiere Draws Over 4 Million Viewers

“Yellowstone” continues to pay off big for Paramount Network, with the Season 3 premiere of the drama series racking up big viewership numbers for the cabler.

On Sunday night, “Yellowstone” pulled in 4.2 million viewers in its initial airing on Paramount Network. That is up an impressive 76% compared to the Season 2 premiere, which drew 2.4 million viewers in Live+Same Day last year.

The episode was also simulcast on fellow Viacom networks Pop, TV Land, and CMT, which added another 2.4 million viewers combined.

“Yellowstone” has proven to be an undisputed hit for Paramount Network, with the show regularly tallying over 5 million viewers when delayed viewing is factored into the equation.

The network has also greenlit a new scripted drama from Sheridan called “Mayor of Kingstown.” Set in a small Michigan town where the only industry remaining are federal, state, and private prisons, “Mayor of Kingstown” follows the McClusky family, the power brokers between the police, criminals, inmates, prison guards and politicians, in a city completely dependent on prisons and the prisoners they contain.

I absolutely love what Sheridan has done so far.... but at this point, Yellowstone is by far his worst work. 
 

Hoping Kingstown will be better

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Nice behind the scenes bit.

That wolf is Case McCoy's spirit animal

Winterfell-feel going on...hah

Good setup ep. Spent lil too much time w character bonding than needed. But guess some is needed to show us the family bond getting stronger to setup how they will defend the land together later on.

When Rip said “Arent we past playing hard to get.” Wife and I both said “no shit”. Kinda tired of Beth’s personality when it comes to being on the ranch.

Poor Jaime. “Thanks, Dad”


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Holy shit they’ve ramped up the cheesy/soap opera factor. 

why don't they carry ar's with red dots when out on the range ?

and side arms ?

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4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

why don't they carry ar's with red dots when out on the range ?

That's not how they did it 7 generations ago. AR is not a good saddle gun.

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

and side arms ?

No answer for that one. Side arms would be a no brainer.

I am convinced that livestock agent is the love child of Kenny Powers and Chad Briscoe. 

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He does have a strong KP vibe. Isn't he the same one that killed the kid in S2?

Why do you need a woman in the bunkhouse?  That's the dumbest idea for a multitude of reasons.

43 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Why do you need a woman in the bunkhouse?  That's the dumbest idea for a multitude of reasons.

For the drama !!!!!!!

plus she spits and swears, she’ll be fine !

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For the drama !!!!!!!

plus she spits and swears, she’ll be fine !

And listen to her talk, she’s obviously a Texan!

I put this on the rv thread, but our campground this past weekend was past some ranches that look a bit like the Dutton ranch. 

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4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Don’t forget the pink hair !!!!!!

She’s like their modern version of calamity Jane in deadwood. 

6 hours ago, RPM said:

That's not how they did it 7 generations ago. AR is not a good saddle gun.

Chuck wagon lock box 

He does have a strong KP vibe. Isn't he the same one that killed the kid in S2?

Yep. That’s him alright.

I'm glad this is back. Perfect timing as things are going back under lockdown.

On 6/29/2020 at 8:17 AM, RPM said:

He does have a strong KP vibe. Isn't he the same one that killed the kid in S2?

 

On 6/29/2020 at 8:41 AM, Fuck Tim Beck said:

^^ totally forgot about that. Pretty sure that's him. 

 

On 6/29/2020 at 6:08 PM, TxTower said:


Yep. That’s him alright.

I had completely forgotten about that from a year ago.

I'm starting to think that binging is the only way to watch a series since it is so difficult to remember things that happened from previous seasons.

Isn't that supposed to be the way the Baltimore cops killed the guy in a police van?

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Funny how the new AG suddenly disappeared. That was a quick write off. Must not have been able to sign her for S3.

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I'm wondering if they've had a budget cut. They haven't flown the helicopter once this season and they were baling hay with the sob in S1. All this talk of an airport, you'd think they would roll that bird out and at least take a look see.

I have to admit, I seriously lol'd when they opened the chute after Jimmy gave the gal a wassup.

6 minutes ago, RPM said:

I'm wondering if they've had a budget cut. They haven't flown the helicopter once this season and they were baling hay with the sob in S1. All this talk of an airport, you'd think they would roll that bird out and at least take a look see.

I have to admit, I seriously lol'd when they opened the chute after Jimmy gave the gal a wassup.

Also cut to black when Jimmy was injured on the bronco. Sound effects are much cheaper than stunt staging. 

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On 6/29/2020 at 9:44 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

And listen to her talk, she’s obviously a Texan!

To me, she is nothing more than a poor man’s rip off Deadwood’s Calamity Jane.

On 6/29/2020 at 10:00 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

She’s like their modern version of calamity Jane in deadwood. 

Sorry but didn’t see your post but we both had same reaction to her character.  

10 hours ago, RPM said:

I'm wondering if they've had a budget cut. They haven't flown the helicopter once this season and they were baling hay with the sob in S1. All this talk of an airport, you'd think they would roll that bird out and at least take a look see.

I have to admit, I seriously lol'd when they opened the chute after Jimmy gave the gal a wassup.


Budget cut makes sense. Very watchable show 

Jaime I think even suggested getting the chopper. Negative. But Kudos to him for getting his balls in that ep. Although he can’t pull off the cowboy hat.

 

Can’t stand Tater(?)...she sounds regarded. Her comedy relief just isn’t flowing right.

 

And yea really weird how Jimmy went down with out showing it. Random chic comes onto him strong....dead giveaway something was bad was coming. At first I thought she was just playing him so he would be unfocused as revenge for beating her bro....maybe so. Seems rodeo like..

 

 

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Did any of y'alls grandfathers call you "grandson" every time?

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4 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Did any of y'alls grandfathers call you "grandson" every time?

Mine called me by my given first name. Only man that got away with it. Would have broken my heart if he called me anything else.

Jimmy should really blame J. Dutton for his comment about rodeoing and jinxing him. “Thanks, John. Pay my med bills”


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6 hours ago, Lat22 said:

Did any of y'alls grandfathers call you "grandson" every time?

That last episode I noticed it, but he usually calls him Tate.

My favorite part of Yellowstone is the scenes between Dutton and Tate.

11 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Is your second favorite Monica talking about her people incessantly?

That would be my least favorite part.

12 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Is your second favorite Monica talking about her people incessantly?

There should be a rule for that bitch. For every speaking line she removes an article of clothing 

They teased us for a brief moment when she came out of the tent wrapped in blanket only to reveal her wearing a nightgown underneath.

7 minutes ago, chikin23 said:

They teased us for a brief moment when she came out of the tent wrapped in blanket only to reveal her wearing a nightgown underneath.

Exactly. And it was like from the 1880's. Little house on the prairie called, they want their costume back. 

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