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11 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Am I the only one that saw Beth's nipple in the first scene?  

Nope

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    Henry, they're doing a spring gathering and branding.  The cows are done having their baby calves.  Each calf will be caught, branded, vaccinated, and the bulls will be castrated (no word on whether J

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    I think we all need to acknowledge the possibility that Taylor Sheridan is just an insufferable douchebag.

  • "Well we can't round up these horses with horses, we're going to have to think of something better." "I have an idea," said mysteriously with just a touch of native mysticism. *round up hors

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once again, they continue to treat jamie like he’s played by an actor who tried to get a raise. they’re just gonna torment him until he dies i guess. the minute they mentioned him having to get a birth certificate before a meeting (totally normal) i said “ yeah he’s definitely adopted”.

Kayce lassoes the russler in the cab of his pick up?

Bit of stretch. I found my disbelief momentarily unsuspended.

2 hours ago, TxTower said:

Kayce lassoes the russler in the cab of his pick up?

Bit of stretch. I found my disbelief momentarily unsuspended.

I was thinking...wth is he going to do....rope the side mirror? 

Kayce lassoes the russler in the cab of his pick up?

Bit of stretch. I found my disbelief momentarily unsuspended.

Good thing he didn’t roll the windows up.
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Just now, texhorn said:


Good thing he didn’t roll the windows up.

It was a Ford. The a/c was busted.

15 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

When the fuck are we gonna find out what the dead native american chick has to do with all this?

Probably about the same time we found out what happened to Jamie's kid from last year. 

 

I don't understand why they have to introduce all these side plots. Like just fucking advance the story line. Its going to be the same shit as last year and the same shit as wind river, a crawling story that is great, but then abruptly ends with a pretty little bow in about 7.5 minutes. 

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18 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

When the fuck are we gonna find out what the dead native american chick has to do with all this?

Pretty sure that's gonna lead to the old guy that Dutton hates.

10 minutes ago, Juicy said:

Probably about the same time we found out what happened to Jamie's kid from last year. 

 

I don't understand why they have to introduce all these side plots. Like just fucking advance the story line. Its going to be the same shit as last year and the same shit as wind river, a crawling story that is great, but then abruptly ends with a pretty little bow in about 7.5 minutes. 

Holy crap, totally forgot about that

Huh. I was in miles city a month ago. Not a lot going on there. 
And not many pig farms.
8 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

When the fuck are we gonna find out what the dead native american chick has to do with all this?

there's way too much side bullshit. i'm halfway out the door.

Overall it may be a substandard show, but there are some awesome scenes.

 

So, what happened to Jimmy's cowboy hat that all the boys chipped in and bought for him?

On 8/5/2020 at 8:43 AM, Juicy said:

I don't understand why they have to introduce all these side plots. 

because you touch yourself !

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Overall it may be a substandard show, but there are some awesome scenes.

 

Rip is the show, I still can’t believe Cole Hauser pulled this role off

I don't remember it ever being this soap opera-y.  

Is this show up their with breaking bad? Just bought s1 and finished episode 1. BB is my favorite of all time and I have a feeling that instead of meth it’ll be with livestock and land. Am I in for a ride?

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Different types of shows.

On 8/7/2020 at 10:56 AM, Lat22 said:

I don't remember it ever being this soap opera-y.  

Hmm, I do.  I'm mostly still watching for the landscapes.

17 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Is this show up their with breaking bad? Just bought s1 and finished episode 1. BB is my favorite of all time and I have a feeling that instead of meth it’ll be with livestock and land. Am I in for a ride?

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I mean I understand pride and all but 500 million or lose it? Build a bigger one for about half that in south Texas, and spend the rest on hookers and blow, still plenty of people for kayce to kill

And I work with a girl exactly like Teeter, but far less attractive.

it's $500mil for two pastures, not the entire ranch ?

either way, it's dumb not taking the deal 

I don’t know shit about Montana, but $10k per acre for mountain view pasture seems a little low. I think the show wanted a nice round number, but it’s extremely easy to research land prices. 
 

Teeter is the worst character on the show. If she dies, she dies. Assault with a deadly horse weapon is a new one.

per reddit, the dutton ranch is the size of rhode island,  so north of 700k acres

costner should be shot for not taking the deal 

19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

it's $500mil for two pastures, not the entire ranch ?

either way, it's dumb not taking the deal 

If I heard correctly when Jaime was in Kayce's office,  it's pastures 12-32. Another nice round number of 20 pastures. 

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

If I heard correctly when Jaime was in Kayce's office,  it's pastures 12-32. Another nice round number of 20 pastures. 

That’s 21

Why not fight it? If they win the eminent domain, they still have to pay for the land. 

“For pennies on the dollar”
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8 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

First time I’ve heard Coors Original referred to as Yellowjackets. 

They're also called Yellowbellies.

Is it considered bootlegging to take Coors to Montana?

19 hours ago, WBT said:

Hmm, I do.  I'm mostly still watching for the landscapes.

The horse and cattle stuff is good too.  Those cutting horses must have good ACLs.

First time I’ve heard Coors Original referred to as Yellowjackets. 
 
Rip is gonna do some murdering. 

Lol same here. Texted a buddy that watches to see if he had heard that before.


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Pretty good episode.

Did I miss in a past episode the whole plan for the Monica trap? I figured it out when she was running bc she isn’t that dumb and was being weird w Casey. Maybe I did miss where the police had clues and knew the suspect to catch.

Man. Fuck Wade Morrow. Just fight it out and quit being a pussy. Gotta be the most annoying bad guy move to “send a message”.


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Man. Fuck Wade Morrow. Just fight it out and quit being a pussy. Gotta be the most annoying bad guy move to “send a message”.

 

 

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Well if he indeed kills off Teeter and her ridiculous trailer park trash accent from nowhere, then he gets points in my book.

"Baby, I love our man-to-man talks, but we need to set some goddamn boundaries here. I can't unhear that, honey."

Great line.

16 hours ago, TxTower said:

 

Well if he indeed kills off Teeter and her ridiculous trailer park trash accent from nowhere, then he gets points in my book.

Why the hell did he walk into the water ???

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So the guitar guy at the end that Rip thought was dead — I can’t remember who it was that was supposed to kill him but wound up letting him go.  Who was it?

 

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