November 15, 20214 yr I love the show. I look forward to it every Sunday, but it would have worked better as a movie. There's no slow burn.
November 15, 20214 yr 33 minutes ago, henrygandorf said: i saw last night in the show description that the yellowstone is supposedly the biggest ranch in the country. ok. I have appreciated this season in that there are nameless extras working in the background. It always irritated me in prior seasons that while the main characters were doing Yellowstone things, no one was actually working on the ranch. Not sure why it bothered me so much, but it did.
November 15, 20214 yr I about died laughing last night when the one cowboy was talking to Jimmy about his time in Texas. When he said the people in Texas don't have egos, I lost it.
November 15, 20214 yr Read the KU thread. The Texans are broken. Besides, he’s from New Mexico. He doesn’t know any better.
November 15, 20214 yr 47 minutes ago, Chewbacca said: I about died laughing last night when the one cowboy was talking to Jimmy about his time in Texas. When he said the people in Texas don't have egos, I lost it. this is what texas people think montana people think of texas people...
November 15, 20214 yr The King ranch is the largest at 800,000 + acres. In one of the earlier seasons Jamie said he had added 400,000 acres to the Yellowstone so I'm guessing it could be well over 800,000 (fictionally of course)
November 15, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said: I have appreciated this season in that there are nameless extras working in the background. It always irritated me in prior seasons that while the main characters were doing Yellowstone things, no one was actually working on the ranch. Not sure why it bothered me so much, but it did. Well when you only have about 10 people working the largest ranch in the country it doesn't really matter if they're actually working or not.
November 15, 20214 yr 9 hours ago, Kennythetiger said: That’s why it would make more sense to me if Taylor was trailering working ranch horses up there to sell to John. I have been to a few of those competitions and they’re fascinating. Practical, too. I didn’t care for Kayce chaining the cattle guard to the top of his grill guard. That would have torn some shit up in real life. Should have chained it to the tow hooks on the front bumper. Someone upthread mentioned Teeter. My wife noticed that Laramie looked different- appears as though she had cosmetic work done between seasons. I definitely thought she looked better before. Don't care. Still want to see her nekkid.
November 16, 20214 yr Could they have made a more stereotypical douchebag California stereotype than that dude? Felt like I was watching Portlandia there for a sec
November 16, 20214 yr Just now, Homercles said: Could they have made a more stereotypical douchebag California stereotype than that dude? Felt like I was watching Portlandia there for a sec next week he’ll be scheming to get all that Yellowstone ranch land !
November 16, 20214 yr When they stop off in FW they better show it accurately with shit traffic, never ending construction, Y’all Qaeda urban assault vehicles, and people saying the Rangers are gonna put it all together next year.
November 16, 20214 yr It’s just a little ridiculous this season. If you’re a Dutton apparently you can kill, assault, destroy property, and do just about anything you want with impunity. Also you are apparently bullet and explosion proof. And you don’t need any of that candy ass tights and cape either. I forgot to mention torture, maim, pillage, and loot. Edited November 16, 20214 yr by NeverMarryAStripper
November 16, 20214 yr The show has always been ridiculous. The Dutton crew kills whoever they want and leaves bodies all over Montana and law enforcement never makes an appearance. They made Kayce a livestock agent to basically give him a license to kill in broad daylight without anyone ever investigating anything.I would be curious to know what the actual body count is throughout the show. It’s like the 1920s Chicago mob but in rural Montana in 2021. In real life the feds would be all over this.
November 16, 20214 yr Taylor Sheridan wrote it.He presumably also wrote the line “skinny margarita with Tito’s.”
November 16, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Homercles said: Could they have made a more stereotypical douchebag California stereotype than that dude? Felt like I was watching Portlandia there for a sec But...were they wrong? I see that same motherfucker up here every day. I'd round them all up and put them in cattleguards if I was a livestock agent
November 16, 20214 yr 29 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: It’s just a little ridiculous this season. If you’re a Dutton apparently you can kill, assault, destroy property, and do just about anything you want with impunity. Also you are apparently bullet and explosion proof. And you don’t need any of that candy ass tights and cape either. I forgot to mention torture, maim, pillage, and loot. Jr Ewing says hi. This is an updated Dallas in Montana. And it's glorious.
November 16, 20214 yr 7 hours ago, pops said: But...were they wrong? I see that same motherfucker up here every day. I'd round them all up and put them in cattleguards if I was a livestock agent Where’s ‘up here’? I live in Cedar Park and my neighborhood is probably 2/3rds Indian folks driving slate-gray Oddessys, with 3 generations in the house, 48 shoes on the porch, and houses that smell absolutely deliciously of curry when I walk by on a Sunday afternoon…the few Cali transplants I know think cattle guards are Fly and Rex from Babe. As noted above the whole show is over the top and I bet there’s been a surge in applications to be a Livestock Agent…who apparently don’t think anything about cross fire when setting up an ambush. Don’t get me wrong I enjoy the show, but there’s some incredible suspensions of belief and I was laughing at the trope ‘rich, defiant, class-less Cali guy with all the toys raising llamas who hates cows and deserves to be locked under his cattle guard’ was a little rich / on the nose.
November 16, 20214 yr 17 hours ago, BearSchlong said: Best line, though, was "fuck you. I love you, ill see you at the house. But fuck you" followed by a quick kiss. No. The line about sucking dick to get rich. Then Carter has the balls to ask Beth, “is that how you got rich?” So good.
November 16, 20214 yr 10 hours ago, wild_turkey said: He presumably also wrote the line “skinny margarita with Tito’s.” Well, friend, if you've never had a vodka margarita, you're missing out! 😃
November 16, 20214 yr 12 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: It’s just a little ridiculous this season. If you’re a Dutton apparently you can kill, assault, destroy property, and do just about anything you want with impunity. Also you are apparently bullet and explosion proof. And you don’t need any of that candy ass tights and cape either. I forgot to mention torture, maim, pillage, and loot. You ever seen a movie or TV show? Need more Mo - his family breakfast was a nice touch. The final scene should be him and Rip sitting on a porch, sharing a beer. That California guy was not a stereotype. The llamas were a nice touch. That was peak Californian.
November 16, 20214 yr 14 hours ago, Homercles said: When they stop off in FW they better show it accurately with shit traffic, never ending construction, Y’all Qaeda urban assault vehicles, and people saying the Rangers are gonna put it all together next year. And how they're going to miss Fatterson.
November 16, 20214 yr It’s just a little ridiculous this season. If you’re a Dutton apparently you can kill, assault, destroy property, and do just about anything you want with impunity. Also you are apparently bullet and explosion proof. And you don’t need any of that candy ass tights and cape either. I forgot to mention torture, maim, pillage, and loot.
November 16, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Harrison Bergeron said: And how they're going to miss Fatterson. They will see him when they go through Austin on the way to the 4-Sixes
November 16, 20214 yr We need a show, and trying to convince the wife this is the one. What's my angle to convince her? I know nothing about it other than it is well received.
November 16, 20214 yr 24 minutes ago, Sbbruin said: We need a show, and trying to convince the wife this is the one. What's my angle to convince her? I know nothing about it other than it is well received. Offer up Succession instead. Somewhat similar. Both are dramas about rich patriarchs and their children trying to save (or take down) their empire. Succession has no violence but a lot of humor. Yellowstone has a lot of violence and little humor. Edited November 16, 20214 yr by TonyTexas
November 16, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, TonyTexas said: Offer up Succession instead. Somewhat similar. Both are dramas about rich patriarchs and their children but succession has no violence and more humor. That was the other one I was gonna angle for. Just waiting for Ozark, Peaky Blinders, After Life, City on a Hill to all come back.
November 16, 20214 yr I think I'm only going to watch the first season of anything from now on. The tits always seem to disappear once the series gets popular
November 16, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I think I'm only going to watch the first season of anything from now on. The tits always seem to disappear once the series gets popular We saw Beth's in E1 of the new season.
November 16, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Sbbruin said: We need a show, and trying to convince the wife this is the one. What's my angle to convince her? I know nothing about it other than it is well received. Judging by my wife, her friends, and Facebook...Rip should convince her.
November 16, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said: We saw Beth's in E1 of the new season. But we also saw her fucked up back. It's a wash at best.
November 16, 20214 yr I have like 6 shows on Sunday night I watch and have to juggle, watch later on an app, etc. And there is like nothing to watch the rest of the week. Bull on Thursday is about it. They throw everything on Sunday night. I don’t have a DVR because I’m afraid I’d record everything on TV that I would never watch. I have an addictive personality, plus I’d never erase them. They’d just pile up.
November 17, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, pops said: But we also saw her fucked up back. It's a wash at best. Don't care. Would bang.
November 17, 20214 yr 5 hours ago, TrashMaster G said: Don't care. Would bang. face to face? tough call. a real sophie’s choice.
November 17, 20214 yr 14 hours ago, lateshow said: Judging by my wife, her friends, and Facebook...Rip should convince her. My wife and our masseuse would agree.
November 17, 20214 yr All y’all saying that he would rough them up and make them watch this show, or that your wives and all these other women go make love to their shower heads after watching?
November 17, 20214 yr Based on the amount of FB posts I see about Rip during the season from horny 40 ur old women, yes most of them watch the series because of him.
November 17, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said: All y’all saying that he would rough them up and make them watch this show, or that your wives and all these other women go make love to their shower heads after watching? The latter.
November 17, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said: All y’all saying that he would rough them up and make them watch this show, or that your wives and all these other women go make love to their shower heads after watching? Why not both??!
November 17, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Mac8111 said: Based on the amount of FB posts I see about Rip during the season from horny 40 ur old women, yes most of them watch the series because of him.
November 17, 20214 yr the population of Montana is like barely a million people...i feel like if that many people ended up dead in a fairly short period of time (a few months?) it would be a national news story lol. i wish they would get back to the actual family drama...have we even seen Jaimie since Beth told him she was going to kill him? that's way more interesting to me than the horse competition, and i couldn't care less about Jimmy and his girl but man they are dragging that out [emoji849]It’s cheaper when you don’t have to pay all the actors every week.
November 17, 20214 yr 21 hours ago, Sbbruin said: That was the other one I was gonna angle for. Just waiting for Ozark, Peaky Blinders, After Life, City on a Hill to all come back. I couldn't hang with Ozark and Peaky Blinders after Season 2.
November 17, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Harrison Bergeron said: I couldn't hang with Ozark and Peaky Blinders after Season 2. For real? Ozark, I like, but okay. But Peaky Blinders slams and goes hard.
November 17, 20214 yr The only part that I thought was egregiously dumb was the shootout at the train station. Dutton doesn’t do foolish shit like that, and there was zero upside for him.
November 18, 20214 yr On 11/15/2021 at 7:02 AM, Kennythetiger said: I didn’t care for Kayce chaining the cattle guard to the top of his grill guard. That would have torn some shit up in real life. Should have chained it to the tow hooks on the front bumper. That was the special order Ranchhand that can run through steel gates at 30mph without scratching the paint.
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