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It was strange watching her and Tim on Colbert. They are both thin as a rail, but look 50 lbs heavier in 1883.

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    Henry, they're doing a spring gathering and branding.  The cows are done having their baby calves.  Each calf will be caught, branded, vaccinated, and the bulls will be castrated (no word on whether J

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    I think we all need to acknowledge the possibility that Taylor Sheridan is just an insufferable douchebag.

  • "Well we can't round up these horses with horses, we're going to have to think of something better." "I have an idea," said mysteriously with just a touch of native mysticism. *round up hors

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I’m only a few episodes into the second season, the dialogue/screenplay is just fantastic. 

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A few pages ago, I posted that my dad worked for Buster Welch who was referred to as one of the three Gods of Texas. In the scene he was talking with Barry Corbin in the "L" barn at the main complex in Guthrie. Found this picture at my folks house from 1964-65.

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On 8/15/2018 at 11:15 PM, SpiralOut said:

They should rename this show to A Series Of Unfortunate Events in Montana.

 

Or Things to Do in Montana When You’re Dead

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On 3/16/2022 at 7:16 AM, Kennythetiger said:

Pretty fancy talk from a California city boy. 

The dude popped bushels of cherries in SoCal lifeguard towers.

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13 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

For a balding mongloid with the intelligence of a turnip, Jimmy gets pretty good ass.

From an actual rancher, Jimmy’s story was the most followable 

11 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

From an actual rancher, Jimmy’s story was the most followable 

They left out the part where he steals everything that isn't nailed down and goes on a meth bender with the proceeds.

So I binged all 4 seasons over the last few weeks.

General comment- Beth is just an unlikeable bully.  I get they want to create a strong woman role, but a strong woman is not an asshole to the help just because she can be.  

On season 4, they kind of dropped the whole storyline of Kayce dropping the asshole easement owner in the cattle guard.  That did not seem like the type of guy to suddenly have an epiphany that he was wrong all along and should have shared the easement with the rancher.  He's the guy that's immediately pressing kidnapping and abuse of power charges against Kayce and raising hell in the media and courts. 

 

On 3/30/2022 at 11:11 AM, HornPhD said:

Or Things to Do in Montana When You’re Dead

Or The Train Station

It's pretty dumb this season. Torture porn and everything being resolved with killing and no consequences is just too simple. The trapped man in the cattleguard was just gratuitous. 

Beth is insufferable. Jamie's storyline is bewildering. Duttons holding every high office in the state seems pretty much out there, too. 

I'll watch it through, but it's just dumb.

8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

It's pretty dumb this season. Torture porn and everything being resolved with killing and no consequences is just too simple. The trapped man in the cattleguard was just gratuitous. 

Beth is insufferable. Jamie's storyline is bewildering. Duttons holding every high office in the state seems pretty much out there, too. 

I'll watch it through, but it's just dumb.

Dallas with machine guns and a bigger ranch. 

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Dallas with machine guns and a bigger ranch. 

So you're tying to sell the show even more?

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Dallas with machine guns and a bigger ranch. 

And less-attractive women. 

It is what it is. Wind River, the first Sicario, and Mayor of Kingstown are Sheridan’s fastball. Yellowstone is him working on his off speed stuff in spring training. 
 

I hope he summons his fastball for Land Man. 
 

That said, other than Mando, Yellowstone is one of the last water cooler shows. 

40 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I haven’t read the thread and maybe there’s an explanation later but what’s up with the lesbian reporter who pronounces her last name as na-gu-yen

Her family anglicized the pronunciation, I guess.

12 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Boy howdy.  Can't wait till season 5.  I know we're supposed to love Beth and hate Jamie, but sometimes I feel the opposite.

Beth has better tits.

On 4/3/2022 at 1:31 PM, Not a cat said:

So I binged all 4 seasons over the last few weeks.

General comment- Beth is just an unlikeable bully.  I get they want to create a strong woman role, but a strong woman is not an asshole to the help just because she can be.  

On season 4, they kind of dropped the whole storyline of Kayce dropping the asshole easement owner in the cattle guard.  That did not seem like the type of guy to suddenly have an epiphany that he was wrong all along and should have shared the easement with the rancher.  He's the guy that's immediately pressing kidnapping and abuse of power charges against Kayce and raising hell in the media and courts. 

 

Play it out.  Mr. California takes it up with a Montana judge and gets deported back to Commifornia (I live here, don't hate).

37 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Boy howdy.  Can't wait till season 5.  I know we're supposed to love Beth and hate Jamie, but sometimes I feel the opposite.

i stand by my beth-bashing.

On 1/3/2022 at 7:15 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

I imagine dodge finances a lot of the show, as there’s a ram commercial imbedded in many of the episodes. 

Them and Bulleit and Coors.  
 

also I love how Beth blames Jamie for her infertility.  You asked your 17 year old brother to drive you to an abortion clinic in the rez.  Did you expect him to have good judgement?

16 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Them and Bulleit and Coors.  
 

also I love how Beth blames Jamie for her infertility.  You asked your 17 year old brother to drive you to an abortion clinic in the rez.  Did you expect him to have good judgement?

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i've said that from the first time we learned the story! bitch. (Beth, not you)

9 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Taylor Sheridan I lays a good asshole cowboy.  I know a lot of guys like that

I'm not sure how much he's acting

11 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

i stand by my beth-bashing.

These are facts. Only trash people "love" Beth.

9 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Them and Bulleit and Coors.  

"When we're not turning down half a billion dollar offers for part of our ranch, we're sipping Bulleit neat."

Probably the least realistic part of the show.

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37 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Nutria

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13 hours ago, mchookem said:

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i've said that from the first time we learned the story! bitch. (Beth, not you)

He was old enough to understand what a hysterectomy meant, and old enough to understand there were other abortion clinics in the United States.  He took some malicious satisfaction knowing she'd be spayed.

6 hours ago, Augustus said:

He was old enough to understand what a hysterectomy meant, and old enough to understand there were other abortion clinics in the United States.  He took some malicious satisfaction knowing she'd be spayed.

When did we see that?

 

What he should've done was tell John I guess.  He knew he couldn't have taken her to a regular clinic.  Inadvertently he probably saved Rip's rear as well.

On 4/22/2022 at 1:10 PM, Augustus said:

He was old enough to understand what a hysterectomy meant, and old enough to understand there were other abortion clinics in the United States.  He took some malicious satisfaction knowing she'd be spayed.

Maybe. Maybe not. I sure as shit didn’t know what a hysterectomy meant at 17…or 25.  

On 4/22/2022 at 7:16 PM, closetohumping said:

When did we see that?

 

What he should've done was tell John I guess.  He knew he couldn't have taken her to a regular clinic.  Inadvertently he probably saved Rip's rear as well.

we didn't see it bc it wasn't there. he was scared, alone, she dumped this huge responsibility on him, and he made a terrible mistake...but he was a kid, barely older than her.

interviews here confirm all that, and that they were very close before then, that's why she went to him for help in the first place. 

there was absolutely no 'malicious satisfaction' and Beth's vicious hate is completely unreasonable.

 

55 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

Maybe. Maybe not. I sure as shit didn’t know what a hysterectomy meant at 17…or 25.  

And I know it's "the Rez" but doesn't a 14 year old require parental permission for doing that?  And 17 year old brother isn't enough to do so.  Poorly written honestly.  

Count me in as one who think Jamie is unfairly blasted by Beth.  He's still a pussy though.

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Would anybody watch a Yellowstone prequel set in 1932 and starring Helen Mirren and Harrison Ford?

https://www.thewrap.com/helen-mirren-harrison-ford-yellowstone-prequel-1932-cast/

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Helen Mirren and Harrison Ford are joining the “Yellowstone” universe in the upcoming series “1932” for Paramount+.

“1932,” which is the show’s working title, is an origin story introducing a new generation of the Dutton family. It’s set to explore the early 20th century when pandemics, historic drought, the end of Prohibition and the Great Depression all plague the mountain West and the Duttons who call it home,” the streamer said in a release.

 

How many generations do we need?  Does Sheridan think he's the redneck Michener?

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On 4/21/2022 at 8:43 PM, BluTechsan said:

Beth has better tits.

It ain't tits he's after I guess, lol

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