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    Henry, they're doing a spring gathering and branding.  The cows are done having their baby calves.  Each calf will be caught, branded, vaccinated, and the bulls will be castrated (no word on whether J

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    I think we all need to acknowledge the possibility that Taylor Sheridan is just an insufferable douchebag.

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Slight change by a decade.  They claim it’ll still be coming out in December. 

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The series formerly known as 1932 is now being called 1923. This plan to set the series earlier allows the story to encompass the end of WWI and the start of prohibition. The series is set to make its debut on Paramount+ in December. You can check out Paramount's description of 1923 below.

"1923 focuses on the Dutton family's next two generations as they struggle to survive historic drought, lawlessness and prohibition, and an epidemic of cattle theft; all battled beneath the cloud of Montana's great depression, which preceded the nation by almost a decade."

 

On 1/6/2022 at 10:54 AM, lateshow said:

You gotta be joking, right? She's an insanely idiotic, insufferable character. 

Boo this man...boooo

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1 hour ago, BigOrange1 said:

 

Not enough stopping horses really fast.

2 hours ago, wild_turkey said:

 


You just described the entire series.

 

 

the entire series is dumb as hell, but it's an ok watch 

That trailer really reinforces how awful all the characters are. It would be nice to have someone to root for.

1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

That trailer really reinforces how awful all the characters are. It would be nice to have someone to root for.

Team Jimmy. 

3 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

It would be nice to have someone to root for.

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12 hours ago, Parliament said:

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I just hope they don’t pull a Ruth ozark on him, best non-fam character gets the worst end. If anything I’m calling that shot now in order to reverse jinx it. 

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We are a little over 2 hours from the start of the season premiere!! Can’t wait.  I hope this season is better than last. Less cutting horses and more story arc development. Also please kill off the stray kid that Beth and Rip are housing. 1883 was far superior to Yellowstone’s last season. Hope that the quality improves in season 5. Still Yellowstone is one of the more entertaining shows on TV.

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It is what is with Yellowstone. I’ll turn my brain off and be entertained for 2 hours tonight. 
 

My only hope is that explain the significance of The Brand. What are the rules? Is it like the mafia, omertà and bound for life? Can you never leave the ranch? Can you marry and have a family? Why was Kayce branded? 

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And why did Monica cut her hair? Will Beth get naked again?

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Love the show, or hate the show, they nailed the chili discussion in Season 4. 

Agreed. Look forward to Taylor Sheridan repping all things Texas in the new 6666 show that’s supposed to come out.

He’s not on the cast list for episode one thankfully 

54 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Will Beth get naked again?

God I hope so

5 minutes ago, veritas aequitas said:

looking forward to tonight so I can see what I will add to my christmas list from Schaefer

We’ll see. I’ve received several thousand message from Tecovas that they’re a Yellowstone sponsor and to watch the new season. 

I hope we don’t John Dutton in some bullshit rabbit hat, but again, we’ll see. 

I’m about 90% sure I saw Kelsey Asbille, Monica, on the subway a few years back in New York. The woman, whomever she was was waif thin but quite fetching. She also had some Native American Actor’s Guild patch on her bag. My wife thought it was Monica too, but we didn’t want to bother her. 

Super duper, Weller 12 just got harder to find. Beth Dutton shirts and W12 coming to a Cavenders near you! 
 

Also holy shit, good for Shane Smith and the Saints. I think $20 tickets at some dive bar are going away. 

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Crazy how Yellowstone is the worst thing Taylor sheridan has done but its somehow the most popular, by a mile

Lainey Wilson weaseled her way into a cameo (?) I hope. That’s the toughest looking 30 years of age I’ve seen in quite some time. Was she smoking a carton everyday since 14? 

I forgot how weird it is that Beth’s lips don’t close all the way.

1 minute ago, Buzzrock said:

I forgot how weird it is that Beth’s lips don’t close all the way.

I don't think I've seen that video. 

So, the big cliffhanger is dead wolves and GPS devices on logs? Is saving wolves that big a deal in Montana? I must be missing something.

2 hours ago, Homercles said:

I hate all these people

I legitimately want to fight anyone who thinks that Beth is a good character or interesting or tough or not cringe-worthy.

Apparently you can never have too many "strong" female characters who are unabashed bitches that talk down to everyone to let the audience know that they're good at business.

 

48 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

So, the big cliffhanger is dead wolves and GPS devices on logs? Is saving wolves that big a deal in Montana? I must be missing something.

 

very on par for this show. it's a dumb show

beth was very mean to jamie. really did not see that coming. brunette beth has her work cut out for her. 

also w12 entering the chat. guess they’re done with bulleit. 

9 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Super duper, Weller 12 just got harder to find. Beth Dutton shirts and W12 coming to a Cavenders near you! 
 

Also holy shit, good for Shane Smith and the Saints. I think $20 tickets at some dive bar are going away. 

Yep. First thing I thought was “We’re done walking to the front of the stage in Red River.”  

7 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I legitimately want to fight anyone who thinks that Beth is a good character or interesting or tough or not cringe-worthy.

Meet me behind the gym. 

Apparently you can never have too many "strong" female characters who are unabashed bitches that talk down to everyone to let the audience know that they're good at business.
 

Clearly you’re just intimidated by Strong Female Characters. Why don’t you have a seat over there with the other old white guys, Captain Patriarchy.
7 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

beth was very mean to jamie. really did not see that coming. brunette beth has her work cut out for her. 

also w12 entering the chat. guess they’re done with bulleit. 

I am a fan of the new brunette. Want to touch the hiney. 

Looks like they are done with Mercedes too since beth moved up to a Bentley. 

12 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:


Clearly you’re just intimidated by Strong Female Characters. Why don’t you have a seat over there with the other old white guys, Captain Patriarchy.

She’s not strong, though. She’s just mean. 

26 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:


Clearly you’re just intimidated by Strong Female Characters. Why don’t you have a seat over there with the other old white guys, Captain Patriarchy.

I guess I'm just jealous that my company isn't successful enough to have its own standard-issue, sailor-mouthed, legally-flexible attack dog in a short skirt. Apparently, it's how you know you've made it.

It's amazing that the same dude who writes female characters for this show is also responsible for Elizabeth Olsen in Wind River.

7 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

beth was very mean to jamie. really did not see that coming. brunette beth has her work cut out for her. 

also w12 entering the chat. guess they’re done with bulleit. 

At least Buffalo Trace is slightly more believable than Bulleit as the whiskey that a family worth $500M sips straight at the end of long day of hating each other.

We watched the first hour last night. Solid start after such a lousy season 4. My expectations are waaaaaaaay down, however, so maybe that's why it surpassed them. 

Why would mr Wyoming everything bring in a band from Austin ? 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

We watched the first hour last night. Solid start after such a lousy season 4. My expectations are waaaaaaaay down, however, so maybe that's why it surpassed them. 

Same here. The new headhunter is hotter than donut grease, and I am enjoying the parallels between young Rip and the new kid. Other than that I am not impressed. 

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