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On 5/12/2023 at 2:49 PM, Trey3216 said:

Have no fear!  Sheridan will just write, direct and produce by himself!! 

We started watching this show last month.  It’s good enough.  But fucking Taylor Sheridan needs to allow someone to give him notes on occasion. Just some help on the fact checking and making sure the plot ties together/motivations make sense.  That’s what writer’s rooms are for.  

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I'm in season 3 and on page 12. I've got a lot of problems you people and you're gonna hear about them....when I catch up. 

Out of all the bitching, I do agree that the meth head barrel rider chick who doesn't speak English is a travesty. Fuck off with that nonsense 

The west never settled all the way down.  That and it ain’t all ate up with Austin hipsters wearing skinny jeans.  (Nothing against hipsters.  Just saying they aren’t violent men is all.)

I love a lot of Ryan Bingham's music, Southside of Heaven is my chef's kiss. But he either sucks shit at acting, or his character sucks, or both. 

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He is a terrible actor. This is known. He is a great musician. Mongo is just a pawn in game of life.

6 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I love a lot of Ryan Bingham's music, Southside of Heaven is my chef's kiss. But he either sucks shit at acting, or his character sucks, or both. 

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I'd say it's his character, but taking the brand sounds like a very shitty deal. Basically indentured servitude for life. If you try to leave with John Dutton's permission, trip to the train station. And oh yeah, you get to live in a bunk house with 12+ other dudes. 

I understand Walker's reluctance/general bitch assery towards Rip. 

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He was the show. Wonder how they will try to wrap this all up. 
 

 

Killed offscreen in a tragic horsedancing accident 

58 minutes ago, RexWilson said:

He was the show. Wonder how they will try to wrap this all up. 
 

 

Doesn’t feel like a negotiating tactic because they’re already paying him a ton. Like many actors have expressed before, TV is a bitch. 6 months of shooting. Opposed to 30- 120 days for a movie. 
 

Costner was the sun of Yellowstone. Everything revolved around him. There’s no way to make the show work without him. There’s no way to organically write him out of the show. That said, the colon cancer plot they completely abandoned in Season 1 could come back. It’ll be an unsatisfying end, but it’s their only plausible out.

On 6/20/2024 at 11:37 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

Doesn’t feel like a negotiating tactic because they’re already paying him a ton.

Seems very much like it to me. He and Sheridan don't get along, Costner wanted to try to get more control from him but the studio backed Sheridan so he quits.

He might be forced to come back out of necessity. His Horizon movie is getting a pretty negative buzz. And he put a lot of his own money into it. Might need a payday. 

How are they premiering a season in November and Costner is on the fence to return?! I think he’s gone. Sheridan unwisely thinks his brand is bigger than Costner/John Dutton. I think he’ll play the Rip and Beth greatest hits to please red state housewives and call it a day. 

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My frustration with television is reaching an all time high. After the goat fuck of finding the Horns on the espn app, now I cannot figure out where, besides Hulu Live, the Yellowstone season 5b will air. I have Uverse (for about another three months before dumping) which has the Paramount Network. But this Paramount Network won’t broadcast it, while the “other” will? Then there is CBS, Peacock, etc. Where can one watch this Sunday night or shortly thereafter?

23 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

My frustration with television is reaching an all time high. After the goat fuck of finding the Horns on the espn app, now I cannot figure out where, besides Hulu Live, the Yellowstone season 5b will air. I have Uverse (for about another three months before dumping) which has the Paramount Network. But this Paramount Network won’t broadcast it, while the “other” will? Then there is CBS, Peacock, etc. Where can one watch this Sunday night or shortly thereafter?

Live on Paramount. Peacock has the streaming rights, but I believe they can only put it on there after the entire season ends. 
 

I’ll watch, but I’m not expecting much. There hasn’t really been a trailer which is usually an indicator that it’s shitty. 

38 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Live on Paramount. Peacock has the streaming rights, but I believe they can only put it on there after the entire season ends. 
 

I’ll watch, but I’m not expecting much. There hasn’t really been a trailer which is usually an indicator that it’s shitty. 

The AT&T channel guide for paramount channel 1145 shows reruns at that time. That’s why I’m confused. 

Interestingly, CBS at 9 pm shows the new season. 

My guide shows the first new episode back on Paramount Network on Sunday, Nov 10.

On 11/1/2024 at 12:54 PM, Dbeasy said:

My frustration with television is reaching an all time high. After the goat fuck of finding the Horns on the espn app, now I cannot figure out where, besides Hulu Live, the Yellowstone season 5b will air. I have Uverse (for about another three months before dumping) which has the Paramount Network. But this Paramount Network won’t broadcast it, while the “other” will? Then there is CBS, Peacock, etc. Where can one watch this Sunday night or shortly thereafter?

 

12 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Live on Paramount. Peacock has the streaming rights, but I believe they can only put it on there after the entire season ends. 
 

I’ll watch, but I’m not expecting much. There hasn’t really been a trailer which is usually an indicator that it’s shitty. 

 

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Welp, that’s the most Sheridan way to handle a contract dispute. I was hoping they’d edit some B reels and splice him into a couple episodes, but Sheridan took a saltier approach. 

 

This is the most pussy cock sucker way way to do this. No in fuk would Dutton do that.  This is bullshit writing 

I wish I didn't have to watch this fucking endless circle to nowhere, but pot committed unfortunately. I'm glad it's ending, and so far it's just fucking hilarious how the are dealing with it's only good character stepping away. What a clown show. 

So landman is the cast of Friday night lights all grown up in Odessa 

Oh goody … another Taylor Sheridan series, Landman.

What’s the o/u on when he loses interest and it drifts into oblivion?

19 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Oh goody … another Taylor Sheridan series, Landman.

What’s the o/u on when he loses interest and it drifts into oblivion?

I think half of Houston and all of Midland/Odessa will watch. We’ll see if that’s enough. 

Initial thoughts. 
 

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It can be a good revenge show. Horrible execution at the beginning, but there’s a narrow path to stick the landing. 
 

The show is at its best when it’s a cowboy hang out show. I don’t know how we got here, but the Duttons can only fight the big bada for a couple seasons before we lose interest. Sheridan wisely saw this happen in Dallas and he pivoted. 

I enjoyed the spur maker scene in Pampa. I think I saw a Texas Country Reporter swgement on that fella. Rip was right. God ain’t making guys like that any more. 

 

54 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

Bingham's Bourbon logo on the back of Walker's hat. This really is such an unserious show. 

I like when the multi-billionaires sip on Bulleit neat as their go to "ponder who they have to kill next" drink.

Damn.  I could watch the cowboy stuff all day.  I'm sure it bores 99% of the general public.

14 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Damn.  I could watch the cowboy stuff all day.  I'm sure it bores 99% of the general public.

Depends how fast the horses come to a stop.

Billy Klapper. The show was dedicated to him as he died after filming.

All I can say is Jamie’s girlfriend is super smoke.

I’ll watch til the end. I figure Costner shows up in the flashback scenes.

I really liked this line. 
 

When he's gone, we're all out of legends,"  "With nobody trying to be the next one."

On 6/20/2024 at 10:34 PM, RexWilson said:

He was the show. Wonder how they will try to wrap this all up. 
 

 

Should have known, Sheridan went to the only trick in his bag.  Something bad happens, Beth blames Jamie without reason or logic, and we're supposed to be on her side.

Costner got the middle finger.  Hilarious 

This show fucking sucks. Its sucked since the 2nd season. The only reason I watch is the finality of it all. Sundays episode may be the worst of the series

 

in fact, no, its the worst. Pure crap. Cant wait for this show to end

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This show fucking sucks. Its sucked since the 2nd season. The only reason I watch is the finality of it all. Sundays episode may be the worst of the series

 

in fact, no, its the worst. Pure crap. Cant wait for this show to end

 

13 hours ago, WBT said:

Should have known, Sheridan went to the only trick in his bag.  Something bad happens, Beth blames Jamie without reason or logic, and we're supposed to be on her side.

Both of these.  We watch it because we've been watching it and I'm in consumer retail and Taylor Sheridan has slapped the brand on everything he could so I kind of have to watch it.  

That being said, this show sucks.  The cinematography and music are good but the writing is awful.  It's basically a soap opera for rural, white people.  Beth is particularly poorly written.  She's a crazy drunk and the women viewers like Rip because he lets Beth be a crazy drunk.  

Costner should have stayed on for the payday instead of doing that god awful 50 hour western that he did.

On 2/5/2024 at 9:29 PM, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I'm in season 3 and on page 12. I've got a lot of problems you people and you're gonna hear about them....when I catch up. 

Out of all the bitching, I do agree that the meth head barrel rider chick who doesn't speak English is a travesty. Fuck off with that nonsense 

Especially when she looks like this in real life.  Also Michael Landon's daughter, if you can believe that.  Also 41:

 

Someone said it's at the best when it's a cowboy hangout, that's what I'm hoping 6666 is.

32 minutes ago, NoName said:

Someone said it's at the best when it's a cowboy hangout, that's what I'm hoping 6666 is.

You'll get more Jimmy love life and you'll like it. 

I went to HEB Sunday night before the new show, and counted no fewer than 6 women in Beth Dutton t-shirts of some form or fashion, and got dammit if there is a bigger red flag announcing someone as a person to avoid, I've never seen it.

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