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4 hours ago, Gooby said:

I went to HEB Sunday night before the new show, and counted no fewer than 6 women in Beth Dutton t-shirts of some form or fashion, and got dammit if there is a bigger red flag announcing someone as a person to avoid, I've never seen it.

I've probably said it a dozen times on this thread, but people who think that Beth Dutton is a good example of a strong, independent, not-to-be-fucked woman are absolute trash people. Point blank.

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1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

I've probably said it a dozen times on this thread, but people who think that Beth Dutton is a good example of a strong, independent, not-to-be-fucked woman are absolute trash people. Point blank.

So 98% of aggy women? 

OK, my feelings are that this last part of the final season could be done in 2 episodes, 3 tops, but will stretch out to 8 or more. Man, they’re dragging it out. 

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On the rattle snake on the chest would kill me instantly 

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4 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

On the rattle snake on the chest would kill me instantly 

Stole that from an old episode of The Rifleman.

On 11/13/2024 at 2:52 PM, aggie08 said:

I've probably said it a dozen times on this thread, but people who think that Beth Dutton is a good example of a strong, independent, not-to-be-fucked woman are absolute trash people. Point blank.

The woman who launched herself at the OU fan at a football game probably has a collection of t-shirts with Beth Dutton quotes.

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5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

they need to end this show

The time jump confused the shit out of me. Horrible editing. I see where this is heading, rolling what's left into the new 6666 series.

Still trying to find my school text book on 6666 ranch.  

I respect the cowboy work, but they are really beating us over the head with it the past 2 eps.  We get it...it's unique and rare job, and change is coming.

Casey is the only reason I am still watching....and ready for the havoc he will bring.  He has some good lines with Tate.  

41 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

Still trying to find my school text book on 6666 ranch.

Me too.  I keep seeing the word "King" instead of a bunch of sixes.

On 11/13/2024 at 2:52 PM, aggie08 said:

I've probably said it a dozen times on this thread, but people who think that Beth Dutton is a good example of a strong, independent, not-to-be-fucked woman are absolute trash people. Point blank.

Grew tired of her character long ago.  

My rank speculation is that John knew this was coming, allowed it to happen, but set something in motion first that will be revealed later, maybe in the final episode.  

show kinda sucks without Costner. Have to finish it, but feel like this could be a GOT final season. 

3 hours ago, RPM said:

The time jump confused the shit out of me. Horrible editing. I see where this is heading, rolling what's left into the new 6666 series.

Same...wife and I figured this is one of those shows, like GoT, where the writers are saying "fuck it" let's finish this thing and move on. 

1 hour ago, Juicy said:

show kinda sucks without Costner. Have to finish it, but feel like this could be a GOT final season. 

Oh definitely.  It was downhill trash already during the first half of season 5 so I knew what I was getting into here.  This is just one of those things we gotta truck through to see the end.  Then we can all rant about it after.  

what a clunky disjointed episode. oof.

was it bad editing?

The time jump sequences are probably the worst part. As everyone has mentioned it is terribly confusing, Wife and I were like how the fuck are Rip and Beth in a hotel 2 minutes after she cried in his arms at the ranch. 

This show is painfully bad.  Hope Kelly isn’t very ill because she looks like fucking skeleton and lost her looks.

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3 hours ago, RPM said:

The time jump confused the shit out of me. Horrible editing. I see where this is heading, rolling what's left into the new 6666 series.

 

they’re in a bar in texas bfe, then back at yellowstone the next scene 

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The irony of the scene where Beth figures out 6666 has branded every product they can get a label on is Yellowstone set that marketing mold.

29 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

This show is painfully bad.  Hope Kelly isn’t very ill because she looks like fucking skeleton and lost her looks.

I said the same.  Boobies lost their pop.  Jaime and Monica looked very thin too.

Also, Casey can't buy his wifey a bigger vehicle to drive??  She just got in a traumatic car wreck last season....maybe not let her roll around in an old ass Ford Focus?  

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41 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

This show is painfully bad.  Hope Kelly isn’t very ill because she looks like fucking skeleton and lost her looks.

Did she ever have them?  She's a 6, even in Billings at closing time.

On 11/13/2024 at 2:52 PM, aggie08 said:

I've probably said it a dozen times on this thread, but people who think that Beth Dutton is a good example of a strong, independent, not-to-be-fucked woman are absolute trash people. Point blank.

but goddamn she has some nice tits 

4 hours ago, Juicy said:

show kinda sucks without Costner. Have to finish it, but feel like this could be a GOT final season. 

He's still in the credits at the beginning. Won't he be in part of this season in the flashback episodes?

EDIT: well shit...apparently not. Wonder why they still have him first in the credits?

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5 hours ago, Juicy said:

show kinda sucks without Costner.

Only benefit is now I can watch it without captions.  Well, there's Teeter.......

20 hours ago, RPM said:

The irony of the scene where Beth figures out 6666 has branded every product they can get a label on is Yellowstone set that marketing mold.

but in an earlier episode she was looking at the 6666' website and saw they were selling their own steaks directly to the public to make more money.  you mean to tell me her alcoholic ass didn't notice they sold vodka too? 

8 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Beth’s lips are distracting me at this point.

Yeah, Kelly Reilly has a weird twitch. This shit makes me long for the days of Taylor Sheridan cameos and horses stopping real fast. 

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9 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

This shit makes me long for the days of Taylor Sheridan cameos and horses stopping real fast. 

Something is stopping real fast. How many episodes left?

Please post spoilers here so I don’t have to watch thx

On 11/18/2024 at 12:50 PM, Parliament said:

Did she ever have them?  She's a 6, even in Billings at closing time.

She gets the most attention but isn’t the most attractive of the main 2 females

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4 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Please post spoilers here so I don’t have to watch thx

 

you’re not missing anything 

10 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:

She gets the most attention but isn’t the most attractive of the main 2 females

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Unfortunately she gets about 10% of the screentime

They clearly have to use the timejumps in the episodes because its the only way they can work the 6666 stuff in. Literally the only way

 

This show is for dumbfucks and easily the worst thing sheridan has done (yes, Those who wish me dead and the michael b jordan movies are better). Ill watch to the end but its fucking rough

On 11/18/2024 at 12:11 AM, tx 3 putt said:

they need to end this show

Yea. It just died when 

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Dutton died


 

the rest will be Beth bullying Jaime.  

i actually thought episode 2 was significantly better than episode 1, but yeah this show needs to be put out to pasture.

On 11/18/2024 at 5:04 PM, Lat22 said:

Only benefit is now I can watch it without captions.  Well, there's Teeter.......

You don’t know anyone from Arkansas?

3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

They clearly have to use the timejumps in the episodes because its the only way they can work the 6666 stuff in. Literally the only way

 

This show is for dumbfucks and easily the worst thing sheridan has done (yes, Those who wish me dead and the michael b jordan movies are better). Ill watch to the end but its fucking rough

 

Kelly Reilly Stare GIF by Yellowstone

5 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

This one makes me tingly in my special place.

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Holy moley!

23 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

You don’t know anyone from Arkansas?

You rang?

On 11/12/2024 at 9:50 AM, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Both of these.  We watch it because we've been watching it and I'm in consumer retail and Taylor Sheridan has slapped the brand on everything he could so I kind of have to watch it.  

That being said, this show sucks.  The cinematography and music are good but the writing is awful.  It's basically a soap opera for rural, white people.  Beth is particularly poorly written.  She's a crazy drunk and the women viewers like Rip because he lets Beth be a crazy drunk.  

Costner should have stayed on for the payday instead of doing that god awful 50 hour western that he did.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.....and you can use it (just say your friend from the internet said it)

 

The show is called General Horsepital  

On 11/20/2024 at 12:39 PM, Pokoloco said:

Holy moley!

Yup, can’t get past the mole!

*says old fat surlyite who only bangs 10s*

16 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Yup, can’t get past the mole!

*says old fat surlyite who only bangs 10s*

It's a great day for you to come out.

 

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