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    Henry, they're doing a spring gathering and branding.  The cows are done having their baby calves.  Each calf will be caught, branded, vaccinated, and the bulls will be castrated (no word on whether J

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    I think we all need to acknowledge the possibility that Taylor Sheridan is just an insufferable douchebag.

  • "Well we can't round up these horses with horses, we're going to have to think of something better." "I have an idea," said mysteriously with just a touch of native mysticism. *round up hors

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On 7/12/2019 at 9:59 PM, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Great program compromised by shitty audio production. Everyone has the mumbles. Next week, I’m gonna try Closed Captioning ...

I can't watch without it.  Man, I love the Governor.

13 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

I can't watch without it.  Man, I love the Governor.

I agree heartily with both of these statements.

nothing says, "we've got a ton of interesting story to tell" more than fucking flashbacks.

sigh.

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

nothing says, "we've got a ton of interesting story to tell" more than fucking flashbacks.

sigh.

Highlighted by kiddie porn.

So I'm still behind but I don't see that little plane carrying enough clover to kill several hundred head of cattle.  Also, who still bales square bales?

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45 minutes ago, WBT said:

Also, who still bales square bales?

People that haul hay in small planes?

1 hour ago, WBT said:

So I'm still behind but I don't see that little plane carrying enough clover to kill several hundred head of cattle.  

if it wasn’t jenkins I guess it had to be rainwater?  and what are the beck brothers up to?

if it wasn’t jenkins I guess it had to be rainwater?  and what are the beck brothers up to?
Has to be. And the plane took off from the res, hence no flight plans filed anywhere.
5 hours ago, futureman said:

if it wasn’t jenkins I guess it had to be rainwater?  and what are the beck brothers up to?

 

5 hours ago, Chewbacca said:
5 hours ago, futureman said:
if it wasn’t jenkins I guess it had to be rainwater?  and what are the beck brothers up to?

Has to be. And the plane took off from the res, hence no flight plans filed anywhere.

Im thinking Caseys investigation will take him to the Indian Relay Races where he catches that personal trainer trying to fuck his wife.

 

5 hours ago, cmontexas said:

 

Im thinking Caseys investigation will take him to the Indian Relay Races where he catches that personal trainer trying to fuck his wife.

 

Yeah, he's definitely gonna f that dude up.  All that pent up anger...

What was the ridiculous 10 minute cutting horse competition? Was that the Top Gun volleyball scene for the ladies?

20 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

What was the ridiculous 10 minute cutting horse competition? Was that the Top Gun volleyball scene for the ladies?

It was basically a lead-in for Taylor Sheridan's The Last Cowboy that is now on after Yellowstone. (I think it is on after Yellowstone... don't care enough to look it up.)

29 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

What was the ridiculous 10 minute cutting horse competition? Was that the Top Gun volleyball scene for the ladies?

 

7 minutes ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

It was basically a lead-in for Taylor Sheridan's The Last Cowboy that is now on after Yellowstone. (I think it is on after Yellowstone... don't care enough to look it up.)

Yeah, it was a f'n waste of time in the show.

Wasted episode. Only thing that mattered were the last 5 minutes. And that ended in a Dallas-esque cliff-hanger. 

Hopefully it doesn't mean they are out of ideas. 

Not enough Hot Native American Wife about to sleep with Personal Trainer tbh.

10 hours ago, Lat22 said:

What was the ridiculous 10 minute cutting horse competition? Was that the Top Gun volleyball scene for the ladies?

That 10 minute segment was bad.

It's about damn time for another country bath in the ole horse trough.

3 hours ago, Alex Karev said:

It's about damn time for another country bath in the ole horse whore trough.

fify

2 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

fify

no, it’s definitely a horse trough. 

On 7/26/2019 at 12:03 PM, BonzoMontreaux said:

It was basically a lead-in for Taylor Sheridan's The Last Cowboy that is now on after Yellowstone. (I think it is on after Yellowstone... don't care enough to look it up.)

Ah. That’s what I get for ff the commercials. 

I wonder what will happen to jamie?  maybe john will have him killed.  beth would do it. 

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Eh, it's moving slow and taking advantage of it's popularity to shoehorn in a crosspromo for another show by the producers. Yeah, that's never happened. Not sure how many eps are left, but they are steering toward another fight with the res.

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Pretty solid episode. Bout time Jimmy got a win.

I'm glad somebody told Jimmy about his "free hand" before the actual rodeo.

Absolutely horribad but I'm still buggin' the wife to get it off Southern Charm at 8:58....

On 7/28/2019 at 11:50 PM, NoRagrets said:

Season 2 is a shit show.

This. Last night this show may have jumped the shark. It's almost as if knowing they have a season 3, they are just fucking around cuz they don't have 3 seasons worth of ideas 

It wasn't a move. I'm just meaner than you. 

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Haters gonna hate. But I think this season has been okay and ratings are strong. They're trying to flesh out the story and I've seen a trend, maybe I'm slow to pick up on this. You have a different one of the kids as the focus of each episode. 

The story's keeping me guessing.  The reporter got taken to the train station but then the cowboy didn't get taken to the train station.  

One of the few shows the wife and I like to watch together.

Yeah i like this season much more than the last one. Its a def. slow burn. Instead of cramming a death or fight or huge event (ie - game warden impaled on fence) into each episode, Sheridan has kept things a little smoother and maybe event slightly more realistic this season. Solid and enjoyable so far, without burning through characters and plot lines too fast

Yes this season started a little weird...but has come around IMO.

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5 minutes ago, NoRagrets said:

This episode turned the season around.

It went to 11. I would not want to be a Beck.

Side note, I had completely forgotten about Lee who was killed in S1.

This episode delivered:  Native American wife nudity (with the butt you would expect of her)

Appearances by Rainwater, Jenkins, and the Bozo Brothers.

Rip lets it Rip.

No "horse reigning" sequences with cowboys from North Texas.

Still need gratuitous nudity from the AG and Governor.

Yep, really good episode, almost seemed like the Penultimate episode...but we got 3 more.

 

Really don't think Beck knows what he got in to. Yes he knew she was a bad ass and had to knock her down to get to her dad...but all he's doing is making enemies of enemies who'll unite to take him down.

Still not sure why Beck is really going hard at the Dutton's...he flat said his sphere of influence, and Yellowstone's didn't intersect.  Both sides don't want a Casino built.  So besides the fact that John didn't want to team up with him to give Beck access to his political power, not sure what he thought would happen.

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