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Franklin fumbles into the end zone when the kid tries to stretch the ball out for the goalline and Malakoff tecovers for the touchback.

I'm amazed that play still happens so much.  Have some discipline and protect the ball.  Lining up and running the next play from the 1 foot line is a good outcome 

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Malakoff keeps running bubble screens that are losing yards. Is this man their OC? 

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Franklin has a white kid,  in what looks to be full on black face makeup.  Bro just stop

We may have our first close game here.  These two teams look pretty evenly matched.

Brock would be up big on Franklin. I hope Billy Mathis is in attendance and hating himself immensely.

24 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Brock would be up big on Franklin. I hope Billy Mathis is in attendance and hating himself immensely.

He was on the pregame show.  

And yeah, they're better than either of these teams, but they just tripped all over their dicks and completely gave the game away last week.  

29 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Brock would be up big on Franklin. I hope Billy Mathis is in attendance and hating himself immensely.

But they lost. You sound like pussy ass Matt Leinart. 

Brock should hang a banner, put the date on their champions wall.  

I guess 4th and 7 is a good time to pick up your first completed pass of the game.

And Franklin punches it in to cut the lead to 14-7 with 4 min left in the 3Q.

But they lost. You sound like pussy ass Matt Leinart. 

And you sound like the same sour cocksucker everyone here has been familiar with for years now. Figure out how to work google yet you fucking cunt? You of all people calling anyone a pussy is high fucking comedy.
He was on the pregame show.  
And yeah, they're better than either of these teams, but they just tripped all over their dicks and completely gave the game away last week.  

Doesn't hurt my feelings, I've made it known enough how I feel about ol' Billy. It was remarkable how they managed to find new ways to give Malakoff life.
18 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:


And you sound like the same sour cocksucker everyone here has been familiar with for years now. Figure out how to work google yet you fucking cunt? You of all people calling anyone a pussy is high fucking comedy.

You literally said Brock would beat both of these teams when quite literally one of these teams already already beat them. 

That's not a catch. Review that. No idea how the 2 refs on each side missed that

Damn, I don't know how Jones squeezed that one in there but the WR landed OOB, so not going to count

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

That's not a catch. Review that. No idea how the 2 refs on each side missed that

About to say the same thing, they're both looking right at it.

You literally said Brock would beat both of these teams when quite literally one of these teams already already beat them. 

Brock would be up big on Franklin. I hope Billy Mathis is in attendance and hating himself immensely.



Tell me more about how I said Brock would beat both of these teams, because the above is what I actually said you ignorant fucking cunt.

And if you had watched ANY football at all this year, like maybe the Brock vs Malakoff game last week, you would see what I and Beau said above about Brock shooting themselves in the dick so many times it almost looked on purpose. Brock drove all over Malakoff and then once self inflicted wound after another, but that's something only someone that actually watched football would know. Now go sit in the fucking corner you twat.
7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

And finally a game that's in doubt in the 4th.

This is great.  Franklin is on a death march.  Nothing's been easy on this drive.

And Franklin turns it over on 4th down at the 15.  I didn't like getting cute with the double pass with a terrible jumping throw by the RB.

That was a shitty 4th down call lol. But I guess you have to draw something up like that being a run team. But they couldn't find someone better to pass the ball than that??

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

And finally a game that's in doubt in the 4th.


hopefully the last game tonight is the same 

11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This next game is going to be a prison rape.

For sure. Tidehaven is going in dry. 

Dodd had 47 yard run to the Gunter 3. Then a run for no gain. Then a false start. Then a minute 5 yard run. Now 3rd and 13.

 

Touchdown Tidehaven! 13 yd pass to Dodd!

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7-0 Tidehaven

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Dodd in beast mode 

Dude is really good. 

Back in the day, he would have been a bay city blackcat !

4th and 5 from the 10 for Gunter. Kicking a field goal. It's good. 

Tidehaven 7 - Gunter 3

End of 1st. Tidehaven 7 Gunter 3. Tidehaven RB Joseph Dodds (baylor) is hot early. 

Would have liked to see him pitch it to Dodds on that short 1. Kid runs like a grown ass man I bet he would have got it

Gunter fumbles on 1st and goal from the 2 but recovers, then runs it in for the TD on 2nd down. 10 - 7 Gunter. 

The next guy that says "put his foot in the ground " is gonna get my foot up his ass

Of course his foot is on the ground, where the fuck else will it be? Just say he makes a cut 

1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

The next guy that says "put his foot in the ground " is gonna get my foot up his ass

Of course his foot is on the ground, where the fuck else will it be? Just say he makes a cut 

That's something the great Coach Purcell taught them

Gunter starting to roll with that high powered offense. 17 - 7

Dodds with the long 61 yard TD run! 14 - 17 Gunter 

Edited by Lou_Sassle

Gunter with interception off the tipped ball at the 50 yard line. 1 minute 30 left in first half.

Halftime. Gunter 17 Tidehaven 14. Dodds with 150 yds on 12 carries in first half.

26 minutes ago, SameSame said:

That's something the great Coach Purcell taught them

Speaking of blowhards I see they're going to put Zepeda on the mic ...

 

Did someone say more rings than fingers? 11th ring around his wiener.

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3rd quarter underway. Gunter receives the ball and goes 3 and out.

30 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Did someone say more rings than fingers? 11th ring around his wiener.

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Man, Tom Brady has really let himself go...

11 hours ago, Mittens said:

Too early in the week.  Still in the Carhartt and Red Wings portion of the slate.  Friday and Saturday are the prime MILF spotting days. 

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