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I’ll be at the Longview v Marshall game in Marshall. I went to Pine Tree so I shouldn’t get shanked. 
GF‘’s daughter is in the drill team. Wish me luck 

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Duncanville playing my sons old highschool Rockledge Fl tomorrow. It will be running clock by half time. I wanna know who the F scheduled that lol 

2 hours ago, BERT said:

I’ll be at the Longview v Marshall game in Marshall. I went to Pine Tree so I shouldn’t get shanked. 
GF‘’s daughter is in the drill team. Wish me luck 

Go Bos! They should win by ~30. I’ll be watching on YouTube, along with the WFAA game of the week. 

Judson giving Westlake all they handle. 
Westlake up 17-0 at the half. CJ fumbled the opening kickoff and WL scored a TD a few plays later. Converse has had multiple drives in to the Westlake end but each ended with a turnover on downs. 
miles Davis is a full grown man. UT should continue recruiting him. 

1 hour ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Go Bos! They should win by ~30. I’ll be watching on YouTube, along with the WFAA game of the week. 

35-7 at half. Marshall is just too small. There D Line is tiny. 
 

and OU is gonna have to work on Tatum’s running style. Way too upright in my opinion 

Aledo and Guyer going back and forth. 23-17 Aledo at the half

Highland Park leads Lewisville 21-10.

Not making it up to Denton tonight, but I expect Aledo @ Guyer to be a good game. Homer in me says Aledo has a shot.

Aledo winning 23-17 at half.
Aledo and Guyer going back and forth. 23-17 Aledo at the half
Highland Park leads Lewisville 21-10.

Best me by a few seconds. It was 0-0 after the first and then both teams forgot how to play D.
26 minutes ago, BERT said:

35-7 at half. Marshall is just too small. There D Line is tiny. 
 

and OU is gonna have to work on Tatum’s running style. Way too upright in my opinion 

He looks like he’s lost a step this year. 

I'm at Highland Park's stadium watching HP take it to Lewisville.  HP is up 21-10 at half.  HP is consistently hitting the big play, despite really getting pushed around by both Lewisville lines.  Lewisville has some very good athletes, but HP is assignment sound and are making excellent adjustments at the line reacting to the Lewisville blitzes.

12 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

I'm at Highland Park's stadium watching HP take it to Lewisville.  HP is up 21-10 at half.  HP is consistently hitting the big play, despite really getting pushed around by both Lewisville lines.  Lewisville has some very good athletes, but HP is assignment sound and are making excellent adjustments at the line reacting to the Lewisville blitzes.

According to Surly, until HP can beat a top 5 team in November, they are not worthy of a top 25 ranking

SOC beating the crap out of Lancaster. 

Water is wet.

Goddamnit Steele. And I’m not quite sure why I thought an 0-1 Judson team coming off back to back losing seasons would give Westlake a game. 
 

The PSJA North train keeps rolling as they beat a pretty solid Los Fresnos team 54-17. LF’s sophomore superman Robert Pineda couldn’t do much of anything outside of a 75 yard TD run. 
 

Edited by Helobious

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Goddamnit Steele. And I’m not quite sure why I thought an 0-1 Judson team coming off back to back losing seasons would give Westlake a game. 
 

The PSJA North train keeps rolling as they beat a pretty solid Los Fresnos team 54-17. LF’s sophomore superman Robert Pineda couldn’t do much of anything outside of a 75 yard TD run. 
 

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5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

And I’m not quite sure why I thought an 0-1 Judson team coming off back to back losing seasons would give Westlake a game. 

Because you're an idiot?

47-0 final

Melissa ran China Spring off their home field 42-20 but it wasnt that close. 35-7 at halftime 

On 8/29/2023 at 8:29 AM, Helobious said:

If you want to see a boatrace watch what Steele is going to do to LT this weekend. Don’t be shocked if Judson gives a little scare to Westlake either. 

Another Helo two-fer special..

LT 20

Steele 10

 

Westlake 47

Judson 0

 

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Aledo up 38-37 with 5 minutes left and driving 

Fucking terrible play by Gillespie.
Aledo up 38-37 with 5 minutes left and driving 

45-45 4:00 left. Aledo getting ball back.

Liberty Hill leading Hutto 82-73 in the 4th!

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Liberty Hill leading Hutto 75-73 in the 4th!

Little early for basketball season.
1 hour ago, blacklab said:

Judson giving Westlake all they handle. 
Westlake up 17-0 at the half. CJ fumbled the opening kickoff and WL scored a TD a few plays later. Converse has had multiple drives in to the Westlake end but each ended with a turnover on downs. 
miles Davis is a full grown man. UT should continue recruiting him. 

Hey, Blacklab. I appreciate your enthusiasm, but thought we'd agreed that you wouldn't post Westlake updates without running them by me first. 

We don't want to be sharing incorrect, defeatist-styled posts that are off-brand message. Let's discuss this in my office on Monday.

Folks, Blacklab made a typo in his post. It was 77-0 at halftime, not 17-0. And the final was 141-0, not 41-0. Westlake looked AMAZING in every aspect. 

Our QB didn't look nervous, panicky, or inaccurate at all. We were PURPOSELY missing all those passes just to experiment with various game situations.

And our running game is DESIGNED to let the defense know that the QB never runs, so they stack the line and hold our little RB to no gain. THAT IS THE GAME PLAN!!!

9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

San Antonio needs to invest more in HS football. Also they’re building too many high schools too fast and thinning out talent. 

Talent is moving back east after O’Conner/Brennan/Brandeis dominated for a while. Reagan, Johnson, Madison, and Steele are all on the rise.

Lewisville will be a tough out in Region 1. They have probably 11 or 12 D1 dudes out there and maybe the biggest HS oline Ive ever seen. In the 2nd half they ran with Fasusi at tight end and he's one of the smallest guys upfront.

The QB isnt that good but once they switched to a jumbo front ball control offense they effectively dominated the game and they can throw it up to Jayden Hardy if they get behind the chains

I watched Wimberley just batter 5A San Antonio (sic, it's in Bulverde) Pieper,  44-6.  Barring injuries, I don't think anyone gives them a close game until the state semis, other than maybe Brock next week.

The Aledo-Guyer game was amazing.  Aledo's QB is amazing and their soph RB is a young colt.

Lovejoy 42  Argyle 14

Melissa 63 China Spring 33

ROHO 38 Decatur 14

SA YMLA 34 Robstown 33

Brock 28 Hirschi 14

Malakoff 51 Grandview 21

Atascocita 42 Katy 34

 

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Apparently the Kilgore v Gilmer had a crazy last 4min of the game. Kilgore won like 24-23

Can we talk about what a ballsy call it was by Kilmer after Lance when down to have Mox throw a deep post on his first snap to settle him in and get the team and crowd back into things? Theres a reason the man won 19 district championships without any assistant coaches

Hutto's QB threw 10 TD passes but lost the game. High school football is beautiful but it can remind you every once in a while how much of a bitch it is

23 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I watched Wimberley just batter 5A San Antonio (sic, it's in Bulverde) Pieper,  44-6.  Barring injuries, I don't think anyone gives them a close game until the state semis, other than maybe Brock next week.

The Aledo-Guyer game was amazing.  Aledo's QB is amazing and their soph RB is a young colt.

Lovejoy 42  Argyle 14

Melissa 63 China Spring 33

ROHO 38 Decatur 14

SA YMLA 34 Robstown 33

Brock 28 Hirschi 14

Malakoff 51 Grandview 21

Atascocita 42 Katy 34

 

Heartbreaker for the cottonpickers (robstown’s mascot, no racist)

13 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Dallas Jesuit stuns Rockwall 60-59. Jesuit QB had a hell of a game.

I see what you did there. 

On 8/31/2023 at 11:52 PM, Helobious said:

SA Holmes 49  SA MacArthur 42

Mac is 6-46 since 2018. There’s falls from grace and then there’s whatever has happened to them.

That's nearly as bad as your predictions

10 hours ago, Ravishing Rick said:

I'm at Highland Park's stadium watching HP take it to Lewisville.  HP is up 21-10 at half.  HP is consistently hitting the big play, despite really getting pushed around by both Lewisville lines.  Lewisville has some very good athletes, but HP is assignment sound and are making excellent adjustments at the line reacting to the Lewisville blitzes.

 

11 hours ago, blacklab said:

Judson giving Westlake all they handle. 
Westlake up 17-0 at the half. CJ fumbled the opening kickoff and WL scored a TD a few plays later. Converse has had multiple drives in to the Westlake end but each ended with a turnover on downs. 
miles Davis is a full grown man. UT should continue recruiting him. 

If y'all are going to be at a Westlake or HP game, you should at least have the courtesy to toss a couple milf pictures our way. You know, for science. 

The yoga pants scene this "Fall" over there has been strong to moderately strong.  It's ridiculous.  

These young men don't appreciate what a golden age they live in.  Also, football.  

9 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

The yoga pants scene this "Fall" over there has been strong to moderately strong. 

#1 invention in Western civilization history 

12 minutes ago, Scholz said:

#1 invention in Western civilization history 

Without question

Hutto's QB threw 10 TD passes but lost the game. High school football is beautiful but it can remind you every once in a while how much of a bitch it is

Will Hammond. Crazy stats

36/58 for 719 passing yards
88 rushing yards
807 total yards
4 passing TD’s + 6 rushing TD’s
12 hours ago, Helobious said:

Goddamnit Steele. And I’m not quite sure why I thought an 0-1 Judson team coming off back to back losing seasons would give Westlake a game. 

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45 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:


Will Hammond. Crazy stats

36/58 for 719 passing yards
88 rushing yards
807 total yards
4 passing TD’s + 6 rushing TD’s

Best player Hutto has produced maybe all-time?

Texas Tech commit

53 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Best player Hutto has produced maybe all-time?

Texas Tech commit

I'll take Jeremy Kerley.  

14 hours ago, cmontexas said:

The soph RB for Aledo is a dude

Guillory? That dude was the best middle school athlete I've seen when he was at Mansfield.

1 hour ago, fellside said:

Guillory? That dude was the best middle school athlete I've seen when he was at Mansfield.

You sure wouldnt know hes a sophomore. Has a little Cedric in his game

On 8/23/2023 at 2:23 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

Any College Park parents on here? I think this was a great hire and Coats is a future star coach. 

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/texas-sports-nation/hs-sports/football/article/new-culture-college-park-football-kyle-coats-18321373.php?utm_campaign=CMS Sharing Tools (Premium)&utm_source=t.co&utm_medium=referral

Sorry if paywalled. Don't know why it shows up for me, I don't subscribe there

Raises hand, I’ve got one kid that’s a senior and the youngest will be heading to CP next year.  I’ve heard great things about this new coach, but it’s going to take a big effort to turn it around. That program has been pretty bad forever.

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